"To nonbelievers.. How can you not believe after reading this?"
This is gonna be good..
"you say there is no such thing as Jesus?"
I said he wasn't divine. I say he isn't God's son, and if Mary really was his mother, Joseph was his father.
"If you know anything about the bible then you know that Jesus rode on the back of a donkey."
I haven't gotten around to reading it yet, I'll take your word for it.
"After Jesus died the donkeys was marked with a cross on their backs. That cross remains on the donkeys back today."
And the french wore guillotines during the Revolution. I submit to you that the cross was used to kill lots of people before and after Jesus, and is such a simple shape that it would be easy to find in the back of a donkey.
Show a pentagram donkey...
"That is to show that Jesus was real and he walked on this earth just like you and I are."
That is to be the best evidence your omnipotent God could come up with? Donkeys? He couldn't have Jesus come back when He was scheduled to, or have Him appear at churches like some sort of rock band on tour?
"I know you are going to try pick this statement apart,"
No shit.
"but just stop and think for a minute."
I've been thinking all morning.
"That couldn't be created by a big bang."
What, the cross you're imagining? Of course not, it was created by a donkey having relations with another donkey. Unless I'm getting donkeys and mules mixed up again.. I think mules are sterile... I forget.
"That was too well thought of :)"
That was terribly thought out. The cross is just the diagonals of a geometric kite, easy for humans to find in almost any two intersecting lines. Never mind that donkeys are a pathetic place to put evidence for Jesus. I don't think the cross even became Jesus symbol until a bit later, since it was really just an execution device in his time. I mean, he didn't freaking invent it!