[Thread title: Carlin's final words]
*beep* *beep* I was WRONG!!! I'm SORRY!!! OH SH!T!!! NOOOO!!! FORGIVE ME!!! OH NOOOOOOO!!! NOOOOO!!!! PLEASE GOD, I DIDN"T KNOW... HELP ME!!! HELP ME!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
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The comment sections of George Carlin clips on Youtube contain quite a bit of disgusting vitriol as well. Fortunately, the naysayers are thoroughly outnumbered by Carlin's fans.
The world is a much duller place without George Carlin. He's the only celebrity whose death actually meant something to me.
Sam, If I may, just a small hint, but sane, normal people do NOT type their mastubatory fantasies onto the net for all to read. It's kind of creepy.
So, MohairSam, these are George Carlin's final
Heh, like Satan wouldn't be like "Hell yeah brother, we've been expecting you!" And have him pull up to a poker table with Jim Morrison, Carl Sagan and Heath Ledger, while smoking some fat cigars, while Lennon is off to the side riffing on his guitar.
Heaven sounds so dull.
He left out the last part:
"...just kiddin'. Fuckin' A, man, it's a lot more comfy here than I thought it'd be. Hey! Lenny Bruce! Grab a beer and get over here, motherfucker, haven't seen you in decades!"
Well that's stupid, ignorant and offensive, but sadly it's what I've come to expect from Christians. Way to spread your faith, dude.
Oh, they finally got to Carlin's death.
I believe his final words were something like, "Shit, I'm having a heart attack."
Note in addition that if God existed, he wouldn't have known until after he died.
You're offended by a few coarse words like "shit" enough to censor yourself, but you see nothing offensive about putting words into the mouths of the dead to further your own agenda? You have one fucked-up, childish notion of decency.
"Oh look... the vultures are circling, ha! took 'em a while"
George Carlin would be laughing his ass off if he saw all of this...
*beep* *beep* I was WRONG!!! I'm SORRY!!! OH SH!T!!! NOOOO!!! FORGIVE ME!!! OH NOOOOOOO!!! NOOOOO!!!! PLEASE GOD, I DIDN"T KNOW... HELP ME!!! HELP ME!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
That was only because he had forgotten to settle his bill with the Honor Bar at the hotel. $15 for macadamia nuts? My ass!
Leave George Carlin alone, you scumfuck!
Oh, and DIAF while you are at it.
George Carlin was a fucking genius who hit the fundies right where it hurt them and made us laugh at the same time. Of course now he's died they'll be making up ridiculous little fap-fantasies like the one above (yes, MohairSam, I'm looking at you) and getting off on thinking he's burning in their mythical hellfire. How did you become so twisted?
However, they have no way of proving anything, so the fantasy will remain just as it is - a sad fundie fantasy. Grow up.
George will be sorely missed.
Don't you wish. Were you there? Did you hear him speak his last words? Do you know anything about him?
Nope, didn't think so. Your ignorant post is indicative of your arrogance and ignorance.
"...but you see nothing offensive about putting words into the mouths of the dead to further your own agenda? "
putting words in to the mouths of the dead and non-existent is how religion got to be where it is dawg, you know that!
I'm pretty sure Carlin's last words would have had nothing to do with Jesus.
It could have had something to do with, "Well, I've lived a good life," instead.
In any case, Carlin >>>>>>>>>>>> you, and probably everyone who goes to this site (including me).
lol.
This guy must think he's a laugh riot or something.
Instead, he comes off as some kind of sadist psychopath.
And so the true nature of Fundamentalist Christianity is exposed; mendacious social terrorism in a seemingly harmless package.
Well, now that he's shuffled off, there's no point in keeping the secret any more:
George Carlin was an incarnation of Christ.
You'd like that, wouldn't you Mohair? You cream your jeans at the prospect of someone being tortured forever. You dream about it, whack off to thoughts of it, and even write snuff posts on the subject.
"Oh yes, yessssss; scream for me, ye curs'd damned!"
MS: you were there? Nice fantasy, I suppose. Read your bible again and this time, "study." If you believe, you must accept the concept that "man" does not schedule "G-d"
"George Carlin should be a religion, he was a far greater man than this freak."
Seconded. I would like to welcome you all to the Church of Carlinism.
I believe they were more along the lines of "Why can't it be Dane Cook instead?"
Anyway, if fundies can lie about Darwin's last words...
notice how when one of their heroes die, we give a month, at least, out of respect to the family of the deceased, but they immediately attack Carlin, funny that
"If heaven exists, and if it is a good place to be (as some people believe it is), I'm convinced George is there doing his stand-up right now. Otherwise it would NOT be a good place to be ;-)"
It would probably be like that scene in the second Bill and Ted Movie...
"Religion has convinced people that there’s an invisible man
living in the sky, who watches everything you do every minute of every day. And the invisible man has a list of ten specific things he doesn’t want you to do. And if you do any of these things, he will send you to a special place, of burning and fire and smoke and torture and anguish for you to live forever, and suffer and burn and scream until the end of time. But he loves you ...and he needs your money!
Never, EVER has the phrase "Die in a fire" been more appropriate.
*Ahem.*
DIE IN A FUCKING FIRE, YOU ASSBAG!
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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