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[denny272: Even the Muslims know the Messiah will arrive from the East. They buried their dead in front of the Eastern Gate of the Temple Mount in Israel thinking that the Messiah would not defile himself to cross through a cemetary at the Eastern Gate. Like that would actually stop him... {eye roll}]

Haha yeah seriously! Our Lord is gonna do some major destruction of his enemies when he arrives, so much so that their blood will splatter upon his raiment! Crazy mooozlums, like some ol dusty bones in a graveyard is gonna stop our conquering king!!

Ironguild, RR 55 Comments [6/24/2008 9:03:25 PM]
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approximate

The Jeezinator!

6/24/2008 9:05:23 PM

dpareja

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!

6/24/2008 9:11:20 PM

Thorn

Dual combo fail!

6/24/2008 9:19:10 PM

LordJiro

Rambo-Jesus?

6/24/2008 9:30:07 PM

doomie 22

FEEL THE LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE!

6/24/2008 9:30:23 PM

Septic Sceptic

I'm picturing the scene from Evil Dead 3 where Ash is being attack by the skeleton hands in the graveyard... but with Jesus.

"Keep your damn filthy bones outta my stigmata!"


6/24/2008 9:35:20 PM



BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!!!
SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!!!

These are the same assholes who truly believe that blood will wash through the Valley of Megiddo so high it will reach up to a horse's bridles. One guy claimed to have actually calculated how many men would have to be killed in that valley to produce so much blood!

6/24/2008 9:36:07 PM

Jeff Weskamp

Oh, and that was me at 09:36 PM!

6/24/2008 9:36:48 PM

Eden

Maybe one should tell there rapturists that Jesus is a Prophet for the muslims as well. There is no reason why they should (according to their beliefs) have something to fear of a second coming of the Messiah. Especially as they think that their belief is superior to the christian beliefs as their prophet came after Jesus. (Just like christian fundamentalists think their belief is superior)

6/24/2008 9:42:28 PM

Dark_Lord_Prime

From the East, you say..?

Like, the rising of the Sun, perhaps?

You know, that whole "Sun of (the) god(s)"/"God's(Gods') Sun" the myth of Jesus (and others) was based around?

6/24/2008 9:52:35 PM

aaa

Ahem, they have guns. Lots of guns.

6/24/2008 10:03:03 PM

tmr

Your lord is one fucked up son of a bitch, ain't he.

6/24/2008 10:13:15 PM

David D.G.

Y'know, according to the Bible, Jesus wasn't taken seriously by most Jews back in the day because he wasn't the all-conquering military hero messiah that they'd all been expecting; instead, he was a messiah who preached a message of love, brotherhood, responsibility, generosity, acceptance, and, above all, peace.

You Pharisees didn't get it then, and you don't get it now. If Jesus ever does return, the only violence I expect he might commit is to kick your tush -- just to see if you even understood that comment about turning the other cheek.


~David D.G.

6/24/2008 10:13:57 PM

Vulpin

Nono, Ironguild, your Lord's going to eat you first, sparing you insanity as the squamous form rises when the Stars Are Right. Ia! Ia Yeshua! Ia fthagn! (okay, so I'm finding the RR crowd more like Lovecraftian cultists than the Christians I hang with)

6/24/2008 10:16:14 PM

Sanity

like some ol dusty bones in a graveyard is gonna stop our conquering king

Yeah, everyone knows only iron chariots can stop him.

6/24/2008 10:24:15 PM

emau99

Yeah, Jesus is going to lay waste to the Muslims. Men, women, children, it won't matter to him. They'll beg and they'll plead, but he won't show them a shred of mercy. The Lord of Lords will just laugh and cast them into the abyss.

THAT's mercy and love for ya!

6/24/2008 10:42:20 PM

Old Viking

Three cheers for the kinquering kong.

6/24/2008 10:49:00 PM

Mike

More blood for the blood god! More skulls for the skull throne!

6/24/2008 10:53:41 PM

Grigadil

We are the fighting Uruk-Hai, you flaccid christian bitches! Your lord gonna run off howling like a whipped puppy!

6/24/2008 10:55:33 PM

Mudflappus

Gee that's funny. The Jews thought the same exact thing the first time around. They were so pissed off that he was meek and mild that they nailed his ass to a tree.

6/24/2008 11:18:48 PM

Fanatic-Templar


6/24/2008 11:30:29 PM

never been there

Oh, yeah?!

My imaginary friend can beat up your imaginary friend!

6/24/2008 11:38:53 PM

Canadiest

Are some of these guys rewriting their Bable in Viking God style?

6/24/2008 11:50:28 PM

anonymous_troy

Maybe they bury people by the Eastern Gate because it has significance for them...

6/24/2008 11:58:36 PM

deathbird

Who says 'raiment' any more?

6/25/2008 12:21:27 AM
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