[denny272: Even the Muslims know the Messiah will arrive from the East. They buried their dead in front of the Eastern Gate of the Temple Mount in Israel thinking that the Messiah would not defile himself to cross through a cemetary at the Eastern Gate. Like that would actually stop him... {eye roll}]
Haha yeah seriously! Our Lord is gonna do some major destruction of his enemies when he arrives, so much so that their blood will splatter upon his raiment! Crazy mooozlums, like some ol dusty bones in a graveyard is gonna stop our conquering king!!
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BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!!!
SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!!!
These are the same assholes who truly believe that blood will wash through the Valley of Megiddo so high it will reach up to a horse's bridles. One guy claimed to have actually calculated how many men would have to be killed in that valley to produce so much blood!
From the East, you say..?
Like, the rising of the Sun, perhaps?
You know, that whole "Sun of (the) god(s)"/"God's(Gods') Sun" the myth of Jesus (and others) was based around?
Y'know, according to the Bible, Jesus wasn't taken seriously by most Jews back in the day because he wasn't the all-conquering military hero messiah that they'd all been expecting; instead, he was a messiah who preached a message of love, brotherhood, responsibility, generosity, acceptance, and, above all, peace.
You Pharisees didn't get it then, and you don't get it now. If Jesus ever does return, the only violence I expect he might commit is to kick your tush -- just to see if you even understood that comment about turning the other cheek.
~David D.G.
Nono, Ironguild, your Lord's going to eat you first, sparing you insanity as the squamous form rises when the Stars Are Right. Ia! Ia Yeshua! Ia fthagn! (okay, so I'm finding the RR crowd more like Lovecraftian cultists than the Christians I hang with)
like some ol dusty bones in a graveyard is gonna stop our conquering king
Yeah, everyone knows only iron chariots can stop him.
Yeah, Jesus is going to lay waste to the Muslims. Men, women, children, it won't matter to him. They'll beg and they'll plead, but he won't show them a shred of mercy. The Lord of Lords will just laugh and cast them into the abyss.
THAT's mercy and love for ya!
Jesus: Stomping the good and gentle nonbelievers for great love and justice.
I bet that if Jesus did come back, he'd just show up on TV one day. "What the FUCK is wrong with you people? Did you guys not read the New Testament EXCEPT for Revelations? What about all that 'love thy neighbor,' 'be excellent to one another' stuff I told you about? Seriously. WTF."
And then he'd take the kind-hearted, charitable, and generally good people no matter what the religion, just so he didn't have to bother with these lunatics.
The business about the east gate may actually be true. Apparently it was sealed up by the Ottomans back in the 16th century. But whether this was to prevent the return of the Messiah, as most Jews and Christians believe, or to obey the prophesy saying the gate should be kept shut until his arrival, as a handful of Islamic apologists would have one believe, depends on what someone is trying to prove. It's hard to see how sealing a gate would stop God if the prophesy were true.
Jesus don't fuck around. I'm sure you're all familiar with the story of Jesus and the Money-changers? Jesus visited a temple where men where exchanging Roman coins for Jewish ones, as well as sold livestock. Jesus got so pissed off at this that he fashioned a whip out of some cords and tore them THE FUCK UP.
Man, I totally can't wait for the second coming when Jesus sees all the fundy idiots and is all "What the FUCK?" and kicks some major ass.
"like some ol dusty bones in a graveyard is gonna stop our conquering king"
Yeah, they'd do better to build some iron chariots.
Blood, bloodgod, skullthrone, etc.
Is this what christians call 'mercy', or 'love'?
"Crazy mooozlums, like some ol dusty bones in a graveyard is gonna stop our conquering king!! "
Why not, he was stopped by iron chariots.
Er...
You do realise that Mecca is east of Temple mount...
They bury their dead on the west of stuff in asia... South in iran and Russia...
Pfft. Iron Chariots can suck our balls... We are scientists! We have freaking flying iron chariots!
Cut the cackling self satisfaction and tell us when the Messiah is going to arrive. The world is much the same as it always has been, earthquakes, typhoons, tornados, tsunamis, volcanoes, sea0surges, thunder lightning etc, etc. And there have always been wars and famines and disease. So when? When?
O_O
And here I seriously thought Christians were supposed to love thy neighbour.
But then again with Crusades and what now, this may be a common misconception. Also if Muslims are cows then are you a sheep-ple.
xXx 666: God kicks ass in the new epic with Jesus in stead as they wipe out humanity all in the name of love.
MAJOR FAIL!.
"when he arrives"
lol
idiot
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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