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I've mentioned this before, Jeffery Dahmer accepted Christ before being murdered in prison. I find that awsome. The despicable horrible crimes he committed were forgiven by the Lord and he was saved. That same day as he was ushered into heaven by the angels, others were thrown into hell who may have devoted their entire lives to charities, good works, etc. they did not need to be saved they thought, they were good enough. Nothing unclean can be in the presence of God. Only the blood of Christ can make it possible to be in His presence.

Paul_M, RaptureReady 104 Comments [6/25/2008 1:55:16 AM]
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sofia the antichrist

"Awesome" isn't exactly the word I'd use to describe this scenario.

6/25/2008 1:56:16 AM

tehcrzy

Best reason EVER to not be Christian

6/25/2008 1:56:22 AM

rubber chicken

Seriously, You see nothing wrong with this scenario?

6/25/2008 1:58:18 AM

SurfinSeaOtter

I'm sure you and him will be very happy together

6/25/2008 1:59:05 AM

Porky Pine

Great, mass murders go to heaven and I get to go to hell for not believing.

6/25/2008 1:59:17 AM

Osiris

Christianity: Murders go to Heaven, charities go to Hell, and this is just?

6/25/2008 2:01:37 AM

Allegory for Jesus

Yes...a killer and cannibal receiving a "Get out of Hell free" card is "awesome" while other normal, even outright good, people were cast into hellfire. The Christian sense of justice wins the day.

6/25/2008 2:02:57 AM

CeilingCat

THAT is exactly why I am not a Christian.

6/25/2008 2:12:24 AM

John

I guess this is one of those people who believes Luther and his "faith alone" crap - do what you want all your life then say you're sorry on your deathbed. Even Luther backed down later. What about James 2:24 "Ye see then how that by works a man is justified, and not by faith only." Luther's answer was to ignore James' "epistle of straw" because it disagreed with Paul.

So much for all that nonsense about "Christian morals".

6/25/2008 2:13:44 AM

Pokey

Disturbing

6/25/2008 2:15:43 AM

Eden

You will have a hard time to convince people of such a scenario being just.

It is also interesting that you always claim to happen exactly what happens after a human dies. I tell you what happened:
Jeffrey Dahmer converted to christianity, but because he therefore converted to the faith of an evil divine entity named Yahwe and never got to find the inner light of the real god who is immanent in the universe he got reincarnated and is now growing up in a family somewhere on the world. Hopefully in this life he won´t repeat the mistakes of his former life.

IMHO this sounds extremly better than your story ;)

6/25/2008 2:15:45 AM

joeyknuccione

You're right about the unclean can't be in the presence of god. Read the bible, no cripples allowed, no folks with vision problems allowed, the list goes on.

You're a sick effing fark to mention Dahmers name with glowing praise, while his victims have been silenced forever.

Go fuck yourself Paul M

6/25/2008 2:16:39 AM

Blood Rose

This is distrubing on so many levels I don't know where to begin...

6/25/2008 2:23:17 AM

HeathenAngel

And you don't see anything wrong with this? Really? You are one sick twisted fuck.

6/25/2008 2:25:10 AM

Brainy

I call Poe...

6/25/2008 2:26:47 AM

Old Viking

This makes existence a sick joke.

6/25/2008 2:31:03 AM

Ambrielle

Repeat, (the sentiment if not the words), but just as cretinous as the last time.

6/25/2008 2:34:20 AM

SWGM

Fine. You spend eternity in "Paradise" with Jeffery Dahmer. I'll go party in Hell with George Carlin.

6/25/2008 2:35:39 AM

Alethe

Do you realize you're seriously dragging your God through the mud with such a whopper?

6/25/2008 2:37:16 AM

Fishcakes

...if crazy fucks like Manson and Dahmer get into Heaven and fantastic people like Gandhi and Carl Sagan go to Hell, I know where I'd prefer to go! Doesn't matter if the former bunch were "forgiven"--I'd still prefer not to spend eternity with people who murder other people (and, in Dahmer's case, dismember and fucking EAT them). I'd have an eternal case of the heebie-jeebies.

But I'd like chilling with Mark Twain, Carl Sagan, and Freddie Mercury.

6/25/2008 2:42:57 AM

approximate

I think Paul_M should go preach this all over the world. Nobody could be more detrimental to organized religion.

6/25/2008 2:43:22 AM

Deep Search

That kind of makes me want to throw up in my mouth a little bit. So Jeffery Dahmer gets to go to heaven, but then people he brutally murdered could go to hell. Yeah. Awesome...

Who would really want to go to heaven if Jeffery Dahmer was there, anyway? He's not exactly your average 'sinner.'

6/25/2008 2:55:35 AM

Illuminatalie

You are mentally disturbed, Paul M

6/25/2008 2:57:38 AM

clockworkgirl21

So...Jeffrey Dahmer in Heaven...acceptable.

Gandhi in Heaven...not acceptable.

Got it.

6/25/2008 2:58:20 AM

Horsefeathers

Well isn't that nice. No, that's not the right word. Disgusting! That's it!

6/25/2008 3:00:28 AM
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