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If God ISNT real, who created the earth?? And seriously, the big bang is not real. If it is, how would it have been created? even bigger, did it created 'Everything'? No. God did. Theres proof out there. ask ANY Christian. Praying is the most proof you'll get. If you ask for protection, You'll get it. No matter wht.

Banana S, Yahoo! Answers R&S 49 Comments [6/25/2008 4:13:09 PM]
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Mister Spak

"If God ISNT real, who created the earth?? "

Why do you think SOMEONE created the earth?

"If it is, how would it have been created?"

If god is real, how was he created?

"If you ask for protection, You'll get it."

The protection from evil spell in the AD&D players manual works too.

6/25/2008 4:15:28 PM

daken

I prayed for protection once, I got hit by a bike, mauled by a dog, and shot with a friends, "unloaded" air soft pistol.

6/25/2008 4:21:06 PM

Brain_In_A_Jar

Praying is the most proof you'll get. If you ask for protection, You'll get it. No matter wht.

Tried prayer. Nothing happened. You lose.

6/25/2008 4:22:13 PM

Eden

Theres proof out there. ask ANY Christian.

Hm, okay, I will ask some of the many sane, intelligent and non fundamentalist christians here in germany about it.
But I am absolutely sure that all of them will answer me that the bible shouldn´t be taken literal and that, of course, scientific explanations like the big bang should be taken more serious than biblical accounts of creation ;)

6/25/2008 4:22:26 PM

Beeblebrox

If God ISNT real, who created the earth??

I did.



About ten minutes ago.




....go on....prove me wrong....

6/25/2008 4:23:07 PM

Quantum Mechanic

Anyone with a suitable microwave receiver can observe the Big Bang directly. Not so for your imaginary friend.

6/25/2008 4:28:25 PM

Septic Sceptic

My friend prayed for protection once. Until one week he couldn't make the payment, so Jesus came round and smashed up his shop with a baseball bat.

6/25/2008 4:28:29 PM

Doctor Whom

Praying is the most proof you'll get.

Thank you for conclusively disproving your own religion.

6/25/2008 4:51:05 PM

Blackclaw

"I did.



About ten minutes ago.




....go on....prove me wrong.... "

Did you remember to change the decay rate of radioactive isotopes? That's key. I created a parallel universe once and forgot to do that and man those aliens were onto me quick. Being a god I naturally destroyed them but geeze, what a pain in the butt.

6/25/2008 4:58:15 PM

Blackclaw

"My friend prayed for protection once. Until one week he couldn't make the payment, so Jesus came round and smashed up his shop with a baseball bat. "

Cracked me up :P

6/25/2008 4:58:52 PM

eracerhead

If God ISNT real, who created the earth??

Splunge. Next question please.


6/25/2008 5:01:27 PM

anonymous_troy

"Praying is the most proof you'll get."

Futile psychology discipline is proof?

6/25/2008 5:20:08 PM

emau99

[...the big bang is not real.] There is considerable evidence to the contrary. Care to comment?

[If it is, how would it have been created?] That's the big question, isn't it?

[even bigger, did it created 'Everything'? No.] Again, I've got evidence that says otherwise.

[Theres proof out there. ask ANY Christian.] I'm asking YOU.

[Praying is the most proof you'll get.] In other words, you DON'T have any proof.

[If you ask for protection, You'll get it. No matter wht. ]

Care to step up and put your money where your mouth is? There are DOZENS of ways to test this. Do you mind if I film it and post it on youtube?

6/25/2008 5:21:36 PM

Freboy

"If God ISNT real, who created the earth??"

Aaaaah... we are getting somewhere!

"And seriously, the big bang is not real."

Damn. I thought we might have had a winner here.

6/25/2008 5:51:14 PM

werewolf

Begging the question, Banana? You haven't evolved, have you? Poor thing.

6/25/2008 5:52:46 PM

ID82

Oh there's proof out there? Where is this proof? I can wait. Oh you can't find it? Oh it's in your other pants pocket.

6/25/2008 6:00:59 PM

Frank

Matter is a lower energy state than void. Seriously. You don't need anything to create a big bang. All you need is nothing. And lots of it.

-Frank

6/25/2008 7:12:26 PM

Gaekub

"If you ask for protection, You'll get it."
If that's true, how come I can murder Christians?
...I mean, how come Christians can be murdered?
Whoops.

6/25/2008 7:14:45 PM

Mattman

Ummmm... I have something for you.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OcTHBOjnUss&feature=related

Hope this will help you out.

6/25/2008 7:15:06 PM

CeilingCat

"If you ask for protection, You'll get it. No matter wht."

Tell that to the people found dead in the rubble of the World Trade Center in positions of prayer. Was your god taking it easy that day?

6/25/2008 7:18:53 PM

Papabear

Who created God?


"Praying is the most proof you'll get."

I agree that praying is about all the proof one will get, but then, it's no proof at all.

6/25/2008 7:22:05 PM

Thinking Allowed

Ok, it's got to be asked...

so, who created god?

6/25/2008 7:22:37 PM

sofia the antichrist

No one actually says that the big bang 'created' everything. It was a major event that caused the universe to begin expanding rapidly, leaving behind background radiation, etc. to indicate that it happened between 13 and 14 billion years ago. No scientist worth his weight will tell you he knows exactly how and why it happened, nor with he try to claim that it was this event that definitely created energy and matter.

For all we know, there could be a continuous series of big bangs and crunches, happening over an infinite amount of time, each 'bang' imposing a different set of variables onto the universe each time, with only the viable sets existing for any longer than a microsecond before collapsing back in on itself. This would certainly account for why the universe is so 'perfect' right now, given the nature of infinity.

The only thing we DO know is that it happened, it had a major impact on the universe (particularly the introduction of time) as we see it today, and there's a hell of a lot more evidence for it than there is, or ever will be, of the sky fairy.

6/25/2008 7:23:08 PM

Old Viking

I asked for protection but you're still here.

6/25/2008 7:24:23 PM

tracer

"If you ask for protection, You'll get it. No matter wht."


Then why are you Fundies trying to keep condoms OUT of the schools?!

6/25/2008 7:38:22 PM
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