[about george carlin (may he RIP)]
I, too, found myself thinking that this guy was in for a world of hurt now that he has died. . . unless he repented and accepted. One can only hope.
He was beyond lost, he was willfully antagonistic. I always felt as though a good exorcism would have done him good. . . surely only someone possessed by a demon could be that willfully blasphemous of God and Jesus Christ.
Maybe he is one of those who will call out to Christ from the pits of hell. . .
And to think, people observed this 'damning myself to hell' behavior and found it funny
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I always felt as though a good exorcism would have done him good. . .
Well of course it would have done him some good. You would have given Carlin enough comedy gold to add at least another ten minutes to his act.
Fuck your god.
Fuck your jezuz.
Fuck your demons.
Fuck your devil.
And fuck you.
Surely only someone possessed by the foul demons of stupidity could fail to see how right, how often, Carlin was. Here, let me perform an exorcism on you with the clue stick.
Those people who don't find Carlin funny typically hold that opinion because they are put off by his language. Naturally, they fail to see the point; he wasn't just swearing for the heck of it. Heck, he was an everyman's sociolinguist, challenging the norms and mores of the modern world. Had he lived at any other point in time, he would have done the same act.
"The Seven Words You Can't Say at the Forum"
Truly timeless.
It would be nice to think George Carlin could read what these people are saying about him and laugh his ass off (as if he didn't hear enough of this dumbfuckness when he was alive), but, due to the non-existence of (a) an afterlife and (b) Carlin's ass, according to one of his own standup routines, the point is moot.
So suffice it to say Carlin was brilliant and brave and cooler than an utterly defiant snowball in hell.
<< So suffice it to say Carlin was brilliant and brave and cooler than an utterly defiant snowball in hell. >>
Carbonated Margarine, that is one awesome epitaph. I'm sure Carlin would have adored the idea of it being carved on his tombstone.
The only things George Carlin was possessed by was a superior intellect, a keen sense of observation, and the bravery not to hide behind an ancient book of foolish rules when he spoke.
It's obvious that you have none of these qualities.
George Carlin wasn't a comedian. A comedian makes up and tells jokes.
Carlin just described the world as it is without the hypocrisy that politicians and fundie like to tack on it.
George, you will be sorely missed.
David D.G.: Thank you! :O) I was lucky enough to see Carlin perform live on stage a year and a half ago, and although he was clearly unhealthy, he showed no signs of settling for being anything besides himself.
Reading this thread has actually given me an ounce of respect for Lisa. It was quickly deteriorating into "Carlin's in hell, he got what was coming to him, sucks to be him lol" and instead of joining in, like all the mods I've seen do on threads that would be locked even on 4chan, she locked it before it fully got to that point.
I loved George Carlin. He was one of the most clever, observant people of our time. Even high on coke, he was smarter than most people sober. He always made you think and always made you laugh. He'll be sorely missed.
"Maybe he is one of those who will call out to Christ from the pits of hell..."
Ah. I was wondering when they'd start jumping onto this.
"hurr, hey guys, an atheist died, he's in hell now lol, he's being tortured for eternity lololol"
Fucksticks.
What is wrong with these people? (Rhetorical; I know that's unanswerable in less than a million words.)
What could sufficiently blind people who think themselves "good Christians" and followers of a "loving god" to salivate so gleefully over their imagined punishment for anyone who dares think enough to disagree with them? Talk about perversion.
"Maybe he is one of those who will call out to Christ from the pits of hell. . ." If he does, it'll probably be something on the order of:
"Jesus, you prick! How many people just like me have you damned to this place for all eternity, because you went out of your way to make your message so unbelievable? Why don'tcha come down here and fight like a man!"
You know, growing up, my grandmother would have whacked me upside the head if I spoke disrespectfully about the dead.
Obviously the fundies never learned the same.
To any fundie who even thinks about saying anything like this guy:
"Would somebody just put a dick in that guy's mouth, please? Cause that's what he wants. He's a cocksucker in disguise - he's got his mouth open because he wants somebody to cum in it. Now do you want to keep making noise, motherfucker, so we can find you, or are you just a punk coward asshole bullshit loud motherfucker, and you're gonna shut up now so we don't find out where the fuck you are? Cause if you keep it up, we're going to grab your ass and throw it on the fucking street where you belong, with your mother! And I'm fucking her in the asshole every night anyway, so fuck you and your sister and your wife. If you got a kid, I hope your fucking kid dies in a car fire. How do you like that, you stupid cocksucker?"
-George Carlin, dealing with a hecklerhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=it9kpZHXhxI
George Carlin spoke more truth and explained humanity better than ANY religious leader. He was also kinder and more understanding than most.
so, the hell with losers like you
not only was Carlin funny, he was a great intellectual and, quite the opposite of yourself, a great asset to society.
Get over it. George Carlin was loved by many. He died, as we all will eventually. You cannot take something that has nothing to do with you and turn it into a statement about your god. You just can't, so stop trying.
surely only someone possessed by a demon could be that willfully blasphemous of God and Jesus Christ.
Maybe he is one of those who will call out to Christ from the pits of hell. . .
If someone is posessed by a demon, surely they are utterly blameless for their actions and eternal torture would be just a mite unfair?
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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