Quote# 41632

From Iago: "Hey Ray,
"If chickens were created on Day 5 or possibly 6, why can't we find chickens in the rocks with the rest of the dinos?"

For the same reason that a thief can't find the cell phone in his poket to call 911.

JOSHUA S BLACK, Comfort Food: The Soap Box -- Ray Comfort’s Blog 84 Comments [6/25/2008 5:20:58 AM]
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I'll be the first to say it:
What the fuck?

6/25/2008 5:21:57 AM


And what does THAT have to do with the price of fish ?

6/25/2008 5:25:55 AM


I'll see your "What the fuck?" and raise you two "The stupid! It BURRRRRRNSS!!"

6/25/2008 5:26:26 AM

Son of a Nonymous

It's taken me a good five minutes to decipher this, but I think he's claiming that scientists have found these fossils, they're just lying about them. He believes that a scientist reporting these findings would be like a thief calling 911 to report his own crimes. If I'm right, we seem to have a dual Fundie and Conspiracy Theorist here. Not that surprising, considering the source, but I can actually HEAR the bottom of the barrel being scraped at this point.

6/25/2008 5:38:13 AM


Because he forgot it at home?

Because he dropped it on his way over?

Where are the chicken fossils again?

6/25/2008 5:43:39 AM


I'll see your "What the fuck" and "The stupid" and raise it to Dee Dee Dee!

6/25/2008 5:44:16 AM

Then go find them ray.

6/25/2008 5:47:56 AM

Snopester in Exile

I assume what he means is that they scientists could find it if they wanted, but they're deliberately not finding it because SATAN has corrupted their minds with the diabolical religion of evilution. Or something like that.

6/25/2008 5:48:52 AM


*scratches head* I've been looking at this for several minutes and still don't understand the correlation.

6/25/2008 5:49:55 AM

The Outsider

What the hell does that even mean and how does it answer his question?

6/25/2008 6:01:15 AM

doomie 22

But what if the thief needs the fire department?

6/25/2008 6:06:53 AM



6/25/2008 6:08:36 AM


Maybe the chicken stole his cell phone??

6/25/2008 6:12:03 AM

Adamant Cane

I'm assuming he means it's because scientists don't want to find them, much like the thief who doesn't want to turn himself in.

It's still "WTF" worthy, though - the presupposition is blatantly false.

6/25/2008 6:15:55 AM


Because someone stole it?

6/25/2008 6:27:22 AM


...because his phone is in his lucky loot sack? I dun get it.

6/25/2008 6:33:12 AM

Milking the Catz


6/25/2008 6:36:05 AM

Philbert McAdamia

Uh huh . . . the same reason fundies don't see the contradictions in the babble. None so blind as he who will not see.

6/25/2008 6:51:29 AM


That doesn't even make any sense.

6/25/2008 7:26:08 AM


I'll see your "What the Fuck", "The Stupid! IT BURNS!" and "Dee Dee Dee", and raise you a "This person makes me ashamed to be human."

6/25/2008 7:38:09 AM


WTF??? Whohuhwha...? Head... go.. SPLODEY!

6/25/2008 7:39:45 AM


It's not in the rocks, it's in the road.

Get it, chicken... road?

6/25/2008 7:55:37 AM


Does this make sense to anyone?

6/25/2008 7:56:39 AM


As usual,
if scientists don´t find the evidence we would expect them to find in support of creationism, they must obviously hide them, as they are deceived by Satan.
You don´t even think one minute about the posibility that they aren´t found because creationism isn´t real :D

6/25/2008 8:35:12 AM

sofia the antichrist

Worst analogy ever.

6/25/2008 8:36:50 AM

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