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#558269
J-Hay
I'll be the first to say it:
What the fuck?
6/25/2008 5:21:57 AM
#558273
Godbuster
And what does THAT have to do with the price of fish ?
6/25/2008 5:25:55 AM
#558275
Dark_Lord_Prime
I'll see your "What the fuck?" and raise you two "The stupid! It BURRRRRRNSS!!"
6/25/2008 5:26:26 AM
#558282
Son of a Nonymous
It's taken me a good five minutes to decipher this, but I think he's claiming that scientists have found these fossils, they're just lying about them. He believes that a scientist reporting these findings would be like a thief calling 911 to report his own crimes. If I'm right, we seem to have a dual Fundie and Conspiracy Theorist here. Not that surprising, considering the source, but I can actually HEAR the bottom of the barrel being scraped at this point.
6/25/2008 5:38:13 AM
#558287
Fanatic-Templar
Because he forgot it at home?
Because he dropped it on his way over?
Where are the chicken fossils again?
6/25/2008 5:43:39 AM
#558288
ChildeofMalkav
I'll see your "What the fuck" and "The stupid" and raise it to Dee Dee Dee!
6/25/2008 5:44:16 AM
#558292
Then go find them ray.
6/25/2008 5:47:56 AM
#558294
Snopester in Exile
I assume what he means is that they scientists could find it if they wanted, but they're deliberately not finding it because SATAN has corrupted their minds with the diabolical religion of evilution. Or something like that.
6/25/2008 5:48:52 AM
#558295
Fishcakes
*scratches head* I've been looking at this for several minutes and still don't understand the correlation.
6/25/2008 5:49:55 AM
#558302
The Outsider
What the hell does that even mean and how does it answer his question?
6/25/2008 6:01:15 AM
#558306
doomie 22
But what if the thief needs the fire department?
6/25/2008 6:06:53 AM
#558307
Viva
WTF!
6/25/2008 6:08:36 AM
#558312
Bri
Maybe the chicken stole his cell phone??
6/25/2008 6:12:03 AM
#558314
Adamant Cane
I'm assuming he means it's because scientists don't want to find them, much like the thief who doesn't want to turn himself in.
It's still "WTF" worthy, though - the presupposition is blatantly false.
6/25/2008 6:15:55 AM
#558316
Prager
Because someone stole it?
6/25/2008 6:27:22 AM
#558319
agentCDE
...because his phone is in his lucky loot sack? I dun get it.
6/25/2008 6:33:12 AM
#558321
Milking the Catz
ROFL EPIC FAIL
6/25/2008 6:36:05 AM
#558325
Philbert McAdamia
Uh huh . . . the same reason fundies don't see the contradictions in the babble. None so blind as he who will not see.
6/25/2008 6:51:29 AM
#558341
Amanda
That doesn't even make any sense.
6/25/2008 7:26:08 AM
#558344
dpareja
I'll see your "What the Fuck", "The Stupid! IT BURNS!" and "Dee Dee Dee", and raise you a "This person makes me ashamed to be human."
6/25/2008 7:38:09 AM
#558345
Nowonmai
WTF??? Whohuhwha...? Head... go.. SPLODEY!
6/25/2008 7:39:45 AM
#558351
Niobe
It's not in the rocks, it's in the road.
Get it, chicken... road?
6/25/2008 7:55:37 AM
#558354
ID82
Does this make sense to anyone?
6/25/2008 7:56:39 AM
#558361
Eden
As usual,
if scientists don´t find the evidence we would expect them to find in support of creationism, they must obviously hide them, as they are deceived by Satan.
You don´t even think one minute about the posibility that they aren´t found because creationism isn´t real :D
6/25/2008 8:35:12 AM
#558363
sofia the antichrist
Worst analogy ever.
6/25/2008 8:36:50 AM
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