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Clearly, the Bible - by using this kind of terminology - shows beyond any reasonable doubt that the basic nature of cats, while created perfect by God, has become evil or 'beastlike' since the fall of Adam six thousand years ago, and more probably, since the Great Flood of Noah's time (c2350 B.C.E.). This is a development of the condition borne by the 'Original Serpent', the 'Great Dragon' Lucifer himself. (Gen. 3:1) Indeed, modern studies of classification of cats, while not necessarily being reliable as they may be based on the discredited 'theory' of evolution, strongly associate felines with serpents (despite some external differences in physiology and morphology, which confuse those who do not study these matters deeply).

Carlo, no board 60 Comments [6/25/2008 3:10:57 PM]
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Thundersqueaks

A cat hating fundie. Very medieval!

6/25/2008 3:17:09 PM

Bluefinger

Funny the lengths cat-haters go to justify their loathing of cats... this one reached for the Bible!

Now put on the dunce hat and go sit in the corner...

6/25/2008 3:17:25 PM

perdurabo

Um....are you suggesting that cats are actually dragons?....and therefore satanic?

dude.....put the bong down.


6/25/2008 3:17:25 PM

Lucilius

Meanwhile, more credible studies strongly associate Carlo with insanity.

6/25/2008 3:18:33 PM

Paschal Wagner

Cats are evil? Makes sense to me.

6/25/2008 3:19:37 PM

Thorn

The "Discredited theory of evolution says that cats are serpents!" Thing had me banging my head on the wall.

6/25/2008 3:22:12 PM

StridentLobster

I'd be shocked if this guy actually knew what a comparative anatomy lab looks like.

6/25/2008 3:23:02 PM

kingoftheheavies

Cool! Kitty-snakes!

I want one!

6/25/2008 3:33:40 PM

LordJiro

...Evolution says cats are serpents? What the fuck?

6/25/2008 3:34:34 PM

Waiting for God

Stop abusing science.

If you don't know how it works, don't know what it means and don't want to find any of it out, then stop trying to use pseudo-science to support your asinine arguments.

Good/Evil = human labels.

Cats/Dogs/Horses/Cows etc etc = natural instincts.

I also note how you use the c2350 BCE indicating that you're not certain of this date either (c= circa = approx), so if your not certain of your bible and know less than nothing about science, what exactly qualifies you to have an opinion??

6/25/2008 3:35:29 PM

cronenurse

Carlo, I can safely say you don't like cats? You are an ass clown. Kiss my arse and the 5 cats that are roaming inside my home. 2 of them are black and they are not bad luck you ignorant fool. If you were in front of me I'd bitch-slap you so you could yell about a "witch with black cats attacked me"....and you'd be right. You'd kill the mother cat I found (with her 4 little ones) in my garage and not blink an eye. Compassion my ass. People like you make me sick.

6/25/2008 3:35:35 PM

Doctor Whom

I'd like the error salad with bullshit dressing, please.

6/25/2008 3:37:29 PM

justin

my cats are fucking amazing last time I checked...probably because there is no such thing as a fundie cat

6/25/2008 3:40:05 PM

Ranger Joe

What a fucking idiot.

6/25/2008 3:41:34 PM

demodocos

Cats and snakes.

Best.

Buddies.

Evar.

6/25/2008 3:42:20 PM



The rest of the article contains some evidence that it's a poe...


...Or maybe it's just that my mind cannot accept that someone would believe something so outrageous.

6/25/2008 3:45:11 PM

Eden

Indeed, modern studies of classification of cats, while not necessarily being reliable as they may be based on the discredited 'theory' of evolution, strongly associate felines with serpents (despite some external differences in physiology and morphology, which confuse those who do not study these matters deeply).

Let me guess, these studies were carried out by evangelical fundamentalists who had their diplomas from christian diploma mills ;)
I cannot imagine one real biologist who seriously would consider cats to be more related to snakes than any other member of the class of mammals ;)

6/25/2008 3:46:47 PM

Ambrielle

Poeish.

6/25/2008 3:47:47 PM

Alfred

Exchange the word "dogs" for "cats" and I'd think that a Muslim fundy had written this. Same song, different dance.

6/25/2008 3:49:40 PM

Grigadil

It must have been raining cats and dragons over there.

Oh yeah, and weasels....




6/25/2008 3:49:41 PM

aaa

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6/25/2008 3:53:00 PM

jimmy-joe wimble

jacobson's organ =/= cat-snakes

6/25/2008 3:54:10 PM

Illuminatalie

I don't think it's a poe. Too much of the wide-eyed innocence of a child-mind fundie.

"Indeed, modern studies of classification of cats, while not necessarily being reliable as they may be based on the discredited 'theory' of evolution, strongly associate felines with serpents"
This is about the stupidest thing I've ever read, but it may be just a 14 year old who thinks they know everything and they've gotta defend their faith.

6/25/2008 3:54:31 PM

approximate

Why didn't you just go out and find a copy of "101 Uses For A Dead Cat" and amuse yourself that way?

Now go get a mop and clean up your drool.

6/25/2008 3:58:21 PM

Allegory for Jesus

Sounds like the world's worst high school position paper, with a smidgin of bad biology, superstition, and Biblical references to increase the horriblocity.

6/25/2008 4:07:34 PM
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