Clearly, the Bible - by using this kind of terminology - shows beyond any reasonable doubt that the basic nature of cats, while created perfect by God, has become evil or 'beastlike' since the fall of Adam six thousand years ago, and more probably, since the Great Flood of Noah's time (c2350 B.C.E.). This is a development of the condition borne by the 'Original Serpent', the 'Great Dragon' Lucifer himself. (Gen. 3:1) Indeed, modern studies of classification of cats, while not necessarily being reliable as they may be based on the discredited 'theory' of evolution, strongly associate felines with serpents (despite some external differences in physiology and morphology, which confuse those who do not study these matters deeply).
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Cool! Kitty-snakes!
I want one!
Carlo, I can safely say you don't like cats? You are an ass clown. Kiss my arse and the 5 cats that are roaming inside my home. 2 of them are black and they are not bad luck you ignorant fool. If you were in front of me I'd bitch-slap you so you could yell about a "witch with black cats attacked me"....and you'd be right. You'd kill the mother cat I found (with her 4 little ones) in my garage and not blink an eye. Compassion my ass. People like you make me sick.
Stop abusing science.
If you don't know how it works, don't know what it means and don't want to find any of it out, then stop trying to use pseudo-science to support your asinine arguments.
Good/Evil = human labels.
Cats/Dogs/Horses/Cows etc etc = natural instincts.
I also note how you use the c2350 BCE indicating that you're not certain of this date either (c= circa = approx), so if your not certain of your bible and know less than nothing about science, what exactly qualifies you to have an opinion??
Indeed, modern studies of classification of cats, while not necessarily being reliable as they may be based on the discredited 'theory' of evolution, strongly associate felines with serpents (despite some external differences in physiology and morphology, which confuse those who do not study these matters deeply).
Let me guess, these studies were carried out by evangelical fundamentalists who had their diplomas from christian diploma mills ;)
I cannot imagine one real biologist who seriously would consider cats to be more related to snakes than any other member of the class of mammals ;)
I don't think it's a poe. Too much of the wide-eyed innocence of a child-mind fundie.
"Indeed, modern studies of classification of cats, while not necessarily being reliable as they may be based on the discredited 'theory' of evolution, strongly associate felines with serpents"
This is about the stupidest thing I've ever read, but it may be just a 14 year old who thinks they know everything and they've gotta defend their faith.
Sounds like the world's worst high school position paper, with a smidgin of bad biology, superstition, and Biblical references to increase the horriblocity.
...modern studies of classification of cats...strongly associate felines with serpents...
I'm sure this has already been said by nearly everyone else but CATS ARE MAMMALS AND "SERPENTS" ARE REPTILES!!!!!!!
This must be some kind of joke. No one could really be this clueless without:
A. Having to wear a helmet to prevent self-harm
or
B. Requiring constant supervision to make sure the patient doesn't set him or her self on fire.
"strongly associate felines with serpents "
Sure, cats have fangs, snakes have fangs, they're the same thing.
I was discussing this with my cat. His response:
"Meow... Meow!"
Roughly translated - "WTF??!!!"
Did I mention that I have a VERY smart kitty??
Thank you, cool cats, or I would have been right behind you.
Why the hell do cats always get the bad rap?
Wow! You're trying really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really hard to sound intelligent. And failing.
Clearly, some reptiles are the same as some mammals.
Yeah, that's clear. You're full of crap.
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Worked so well for your ancestors...
Also
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This here is a cat. Note the cuteness and four legs. Note ears.
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This is a snake. Note lack of cuteness, legs and ears.
Now here is the trick, Cats on a Plane, cuddly and cute and only scary if you are allergic to them. Snakes on a plane, blockbuster movie and meme. Also cats make fantastic pets, cobras do not. I mean Cobra commander sounds menacing. Feline commander does not.
Well, this certainly explains why my cat keeps coughing up hair-balls at the top of the stairs, where people can step on them.
@FMG: Siamese cats are pretty much the worst example to use if you're going to try to prove that cats aren't evil.
Indeed, modern studies of classification of cats, while not necessarily being reliable as they may be based on the discredited 'theory' of evolution, strongly associate felines with serpents
Modern day taxony suggests that cats are mammals, and have no connection with snakes, who are reptiles.
I thought there was no mammal/reptile connection though. You guys should pool your notes more often--I'm finding a few contradictions in your "research."
And thanks to #592951 for providing the animation. You may think cat-snakes are slimy, but they're actually very dry and fluffy to the touch.
Egyptians worshipped cats. Their civilization thrived for several thousand years.
In the dark ages, Europeans believed cats to be the consorts of witches. They tortured and killed every cat they found. Then the Bubonic Plague killed a third of those Europeans and their societies collapsed.
Don't mess with cats! (And don't trust anyone that dislikes cats.)
WTF?? I'm telling my five housemates about this! My litterbox shows more signs of intelligence than Carlo ever did in his life! Mandy the Cat agrees with me. And we are NOT serpents! We're mammals you blind fuck. Besides, our Mommy is terrified of snakes and wouldn't allow one in the house. This proves once and for all, cats ar really the most intelligent life form on Earth. But we already knew that.
Cats and snakes? Really? Other than being animals with backbones, they're kind of, well, nothing a fucking like.
Asshole.
Cat's are dragons? So now I can say I really am a Dragon tamer?
BTW - the bible doesn't mention cats, one way or the other. Maybe you should study a little more deeply. Especially since serpents are reptiles and cats are mammals.
man, the rest of this post is hilarious. excellent Jehovah's Witness parody.
my favorite: "cats practice many unclean habits not befitting a Christian household: ...excessive playfulness and the employment of devices not known to have been used by Jesus."
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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