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God will take care of the planet, it is not our job to clean it up. It cleans itself. If we're here, we're doing something right, and God is proud.

Trinidad and Tobago, Christian discussion forums 50 Comments [6/25/2008 3:55:31 PM]
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kingoftheheavies

You are a fucking idiot.

Do you shit on the floor at home?
Do you throw your trash in the yard?
Why can't you douchnozzles just suck it up, and live and interact like normal human beings?
Why can't you accept responsibility for your actions?

6/25/2008 3:57:51 PM

aaa

Like buying SUVs! Retard.

6/25/2008 3:58:31 PM

Ambrielle

I missed T&T and his arrogance.

6/25/2008 3:59:10 PM

Allegory for Jesus

Laziness for Jesus.

6/25/2008 4:00:14 PM

Eden

The sad thing with such a fundamentalist belief is, that we all have to share the planet with these people who, because of this belief, don´t care even a little bit about the environment.

I would really like to give these fundies (and other people who think that they don´t have to care for their environment) another planet which they then can pollute and exploit, so that in the end, when, because of their carelessness, the ecosystem of their planet gets out of control and they get one natural disaster after the other, only they are affected and not the more sane and ecologically oriented reminder of mankind.

6/25/2008 4:03:53 PM

LordJiro


6/25/2008 4:04:36 PM

Julia

But Eden, you KNOW they'd say it was punishment for all the sane people on the non-polluted planet. Only god got mixed up and sent the giant tornado to the wrong one.

6/25/2008 4:05:36 PM

BlackMageJ

No he won't, yes it is, no it won't, no you're not, no he isn't.

6/25/2008 4:12:33 PM

Eden

Originally posted by Julia

2008-Jun-25 04:05 PM

But Eden, you KNOW they'd say it was punishment for all the sane people on the non-polluted planet. Only god got mixed up and sent the giant tornado to the wrong one.

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As soon as they´re on the on the other planet they can believe what they want, it won´t affect us on the non polluted planet anymore :D
Of course we would have to take care that we cease all communication with their planet (aside from maybe a call once per week to hear if they´re still alive :D ) so they cannot abuse the comm channels to spread their gospel or complain about god placing his divine tornados on the wrong planet :D

6/25/2008 4:15:16 PM

cronenurse

Eden....giving them another planet wouldn't work. These people are of the mindset "Earth First! We'll trash the rest of the planets later."

T&T....you are a moron.

6/25/2008 4:19:14 PM

Mister Spak

God is the janitor in Bruce Almighty?

6/25/2008 4:19:46 PM

daken

remember all those people telling us that were just atheists because we don't want to take responsibility for our actions? It's funny when we don't have bother to turn their attacks back on them, and they just do it themselves

6/25/2008 4:23:14 PM

Quantum Mechanic

This one will be extinct soon.

6/25/2008 4:26:42 PM

DinDC

I like T&T... He has a certain "Je ne sais quoi." Actually, he has a certain "Il ne sait NOTHING!"

6/25/2008 4:43:32 PM



LordJiro for the win.

6/25/2008 4:47:21 PM

Dark_Lord_Prime

Yes, he's clearly doing a bang-up job of it now, isn't he?


*eyeroll* OW!! Hey! I think I can see the back of my brain!

6/25/2008 4:53:20 PM

Poisoned Rationality

God is proud.

The sinner!

6/25/2008 4:54:32 PM

anonymous_troy

"God will take care of the planet, it is not our job to clean it up. It cleans itself."

Piss on the floor and tell me the planet doesn't need to be cleaned, or at least tastefully re-arranged.

6/25/2008 5:21:33 PM

GigaGuess

Yes...God would be proud...he made this world so full of beauty and wonder, as you twits are so happy to expound upon, I'm sure he'd be so happy to see it being raped eight different ways to next Sunday, and tossed aside like a used Kleenex.

6/25/2008 5:45:47 PM

Freboy

Please don't go near a child. They may catch teh Asshole.

6/25/2008 5:52:49 PM

szena

Does God clean your house for you? Mow the lawn? No? Then why are you expecting him to clean the earth up after you?

6/25/2008 5:53:38 PM

werewolf

Before you make such a declaration, you first have to prove the deity you mentioned really exists.

6/25/2008 5:58:43 PM

ID82

Yeah the planet is doing a real great job of cleaning itself up :/

6/25/2008 6:03:01 PM

Christ Punch

I just have a picture in my head of Jesus wearing a wife-beater, driving a Hummer2, blasting "Welcome to the Jungle", throwing a Taco Bell bag and a cigarette out the window with one of those trailer hitch nutsack dealies. Not sure why.

6/25/2008 6:08:23 PM

approximate

The Earth will cleanse itself...of all human beings, if we don't smarten up.

To paraphrase a former American president, "Don't piss in the soup, we all have to eat.".

6/25/2008 6:10:28 PM
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