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The Bible belongs in the gutter. Along with all other books that claim to know the Truth™.
6/25/2008 7:30:09 PM
You just don't get it...
6/25/2008 7:31:10 PM
if he was really into the bible he would make a law that women must wait outside of town one week a month
6/25/2008 7:35:01 PM
Obama owned the Fundies with that speech.
Hey Dobson, you can't cherry pick that book. If you wanna shove Genesis down schoolchildren's throats, you can't ignore the embarrassing shit that's in there too. (like Deuteronomy)
6/25/2008 7:37:29 PM
Trust those who seek the truth, doubt those who claim they've found it.
I don't believe you, asshole. And you need to learn to read, Jesus says some radical shit that you're too afraid to accept.
6/25/2008 7:44:22 PM
"In the comments aired Tuesday, Dobson said Obama should not be referencing antiquated dietary codes and passages from the Old Testament that are no longer relevant to the teachings of the New Testament."
Great! So I suppose Dobson will criticize anyone who uses Leviticus to condemn homosexuality too?
6/25/2008 7:51:55 PM
Well, I still don't believe in God, but James Dobson's existence has proven that Satan is real, anyway.
6/25/2008 7:52:24 PM
I was wondering when this bag of douche would get mainpaged.
Bravo, JD. You've just set your own cause back by about 20 years.
6/25/2008 7:53:13 PM
I just want to know one simple thing:
Where do I get one of those poisonous, hateful, attitudes?
6/25/2008 7:56:43 PM
It would be awesome that at the end of Obama's presidency (if he gets elected), he announced that he was an atheist and proves all the people wrong who say that atheists are immoral and murderers
6/25/2008 8:00:16 PM
["...deliberately distorting the traditional understanding of the Bible to fit his own world view, his own confused theology..."]
We can't have that, can we, JD?
By the way--when was the last time you stoned an adulterer?
6/25/2008 8:03:12 PM
What's really terrible is that Dobson can spout this bullshit and STILL people will still not wise up.
6/25/2008 8:10:36 PM
The bible is infallable, unchanging Truth, except for those embarassing parts we choose to ignore.
6/25/2008 8:11:37 PM
6/25/2008 8:11:37 PM
There's a thing on CNN.com today, "What's on Obama's iPod?" As soon as I saw it I thought, "The fundies are gonna be on this one like stink on shit."
6/25/2008 8:12:34 PM
Dobson thinks there's a form of theology that's not confused.
6/25/2008 8:17:50 PM
Fundie 1: "Methodists drag biblical understanding through the gutter".
Fundie 2: "No, no. Baptists drag biblical understanding through the gutter".
Fundie 3: "You're both wrong. Catholics drag biblical understanding through the gutter".
Fundie 4: "You're nuts. Presbyterians drag biblical understanding through the gutter".
Fundie 5: "You mean Lutherans drag biblical understanding through the gutter".
(Fundie 1 punches Fundie 5 in the mouth)
(Fundie 5 breaks chair over Fundie 3's head)
(Fundie 2 gives Fundie 1 the finger)
(enter police officers, pepper-spraying everyone ...)
6/25/2008 8:22:58 PM
Is Dobson saying HIS interpretation is correct?
6/25/2008 8:23:44 PM
You know if you replaced Obama's name with Dobson's I would agree with this quote 100%. Dobson is a lying creep with an agenda placing his own bigotry in God's mouth.
6/25/2008 8:24:30 PM
Oh the irony!
6/25/2008 8:31:59 PM
In the comments aired Tuesday, Dobson said Obama should not be referencing antiquated dietary codes and passages from the Old Testament that are no longer relevant to the teachings of the New Testament.
But it's still fine to use Leviticus to bash on gay people, right?
6/25/2008 8:52:41 PM
And all over the nation, irony meters go up in flames.
6/25/2008 9:00:30 PM
You've been doing it for 20 years, let someone else have a turn.
6/25/2008 9:18:46 PM
6/25/2008 9:19:38 PM
Allegory for Jesus
Oh my Cthulhu! This is like Irony Hell!
6/25/2008 9:33:17 PM
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