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"I think he's deliberately distorting the traditional understanding of the Bible to fit his own world view, his own confused theology," Dobson said, adding that Obama is "dragging biblical understanding through the gutter."

James Dobson, CNN.com 52 Comments [6/25/2008 7:24:33 PM]
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Eric

The Bible belongs in the gutter. Along with all other books that claim to know the Truthâ„¢.

6/25/2008 7:30:09 PM

aaa

You just don't get it...

6/25/2008 7:31:10 PM

pillow

if he was really into the bible he would make a law that women must wait outside of town one week a month

6/25/2008 7:35:01 PM

approximate

Obama owned the Fundies with that speech.

Hey Dobson, you can't cherry pick that book. If you wanna shove Genesis down schoolchildren's throats, you can't ignore the embarrassing shit that's in there too. (like Deuteronomy)

6/25/2008 7:37:29 PM

Jud

Trust those who seek the truth, doubt those who claim they've found it.

I don't believe you, asshole. And you need to learn to read, Jesus says some radical shit that you're too afraid to accept.

6/25/2008 7:44:22 PM

Paschal Wagner

"In the comments aired Tuesday, Dobson said Obama should not be referencing antiquated dietary codes and passages from the Old Testament that are no longer relevant to the teachings of the New Testament."

Great! So I suppose Dobson will criticize anyone who uses Leviticus to condemn homosexuality too?

6/25/2008 7:51:55 PM

Lucilius

Well, I still don't believe in God, but James Dobson's existence has proven that Satan is real, anyway.

6/25/2008 7:52:24 PM

Adamant Cane

I was wondering when this bag of douche would get mainpaged.

Bravo, JD. You've just set your own cause back by about 20 years.

6/25/2008 7:53:13 PM

kingoftheheavies

I just want to know one simple thing:

Where do I get one of those poisonous, hateful, attitudes?

6/25/2008 7:56:43 PM

Robert

It would be awesome that at the end of Obama's presidency (if he gets elected), he announced that he was an atheist and proves all the people wrong who say that atheists are immoral and murderers

6/25/2008 8:00:16 PM

emau99

["...deliberately distorting the traditional understanding of the Bible to fit his own world view, his own confused theology..."]

We can't have that, can we, JD?

By the way--when was the last time you stoned an adulterer?

6/25/2008 8:03:12 PM

Godbuster

What's really terrible is that Dobson can spout this bullshit and STILL people will still not wise up.


6/25/2008 8:10:36 PM

James Dobson

The bible is infallable, unchanging Truth, except for those embarassing parts we choose to ignore.

6/25/2008 8:11:37 PM




6/25/2008 8:11:37 PM

BeemerRefugee1990

There's a thing on CNN.com today, "What's on Obama's iPod?" As soon as I saw it I thought, "The fundies are gonna be on this one like stink on shit."

*Waiting patiently*

6/25/2008 8:12:34 PM

Old Viking

Dobson thinks there's a form of theology that's not confused.

6/25/2008 8:17:50 PM

John

Fundie 1: "Methodists drag biblical understanding through the gutter".

Fundie 2: "No, no. Baptists drag biblical understanding through the gutter".

Fundie 3: "You're both wrong. Catholics drag biblical understanding through the gutter".

Fundie 4: "You're nuts. Presbyterians drag biblical understanding through the gutter".

Fundie 5: "You mean Lutherans drag biblical understanding through the gutter".

(Fundie 1 punches Fundie 5 in the mouth)

(Fundie 5 breaks chair over Fundie 3's head)

(Fundie 2 gives Fundie 1 the finger)

(enter police officers, pepper-spraying everyone ...)

6/25/2008 8:22:58 PM

Grigadil

Is Dobson saying HIS interpretation is correct?

6/25/2008 8:23:44 PM



You know if you replaced Obama's name with Dobson's I would agree with this quote 100%. Dobson is a lying creep with an agenda placing his own bigotry in God's mouth.

6/25/2008 8:24:30 PM

Aethernaut

Oh the irony!

6/25/2008 8:31:59 PM



In the comments aired Tuesday, Dobson said Obama should not be referencing antiquated dietary codes and passages from the Old Testament that are no longer relevant to the teachings of the New Testament.

But it's still fine to use Leviticus to bash on gay people, right?

6/25/2008 8:52:41 PM

David D.G.

And all over the nation, irony meters go up in flames.


~David D.G.

6/25/2008 9:00:30 PM

Mister Spak

You've been doing it for 20 years, let someone else have a turn.

6/25/2008 9:18:46 PM

Doctor Whom

Hey, Dobson, guess what!

6/25/2008 9:19:38 PM

Allegory for Jesus

Oh my Cthulhu! This is like Irony Hell!

6/25/2008 9:33:17 PM
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