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#559014
Eric
The Bible belongs in the gutter. Along with all other books that claim to know the Truth™.
6/25/2008 7:30:09 PM
#559017
aaa
You just don't get it...
6/25/2008 7:31:10 PM
#559027
pillow
if he was really into the bible he would make a law that women must wait outside of town one week a month
6/25/2008 7:35:01 PM
#559031
approximate
Obama owned the Fundies with that speech.
Hey Dobson, you can't cherry pick that book. If you wanna shove Genesis down schoolchildren's throats, you can't ignore the embarrassing shit that's in there too. (like Deuteronomy)
6/25/2008 7:37:29 PM
#559043
Jud
Trust those who seek the truth, doubt those who claim they've found it.
I don't believe you, asshole. And you need to learn to read, Jesus says some radical shit that you're too afraid to accept.
6/25/2008 7:44:22 PM
#559056
Paschal Wagner
"In the comments aired Tuesday, Dobson said Obama should not be referencing antiquated dietary codes and passages from the Old Testament that are no longer relevant to the teachings of the New Testament."
Great! So I suppose Dobson will criticize anyone who uses Leviticus to condemn homosexuality too?
6/25/2008 7:51:55 PM
#559058
Lucilius
Well, I still don't believe in God, but James Dobson's existence has proven that Satan is real, anyway.
6/25/2008 7:52:24 PM
#559059
Adamant Cane
I was wondering when this bag of douche would get mainpaged.
Bravo, JD. You've just set your own cause back by about 20 years.
6/25/2008 7:53:13 PM
#559063
kingoftheheavies
I just want to know one simple thing:
Where do I get one of those poisonous, hateful, attitudes?
6/25/2008 7:56:43 PM
#559065
Robert
It would be awesome that at the end of Obama's presidency (if he gets elected), he announced that he was an atheist and proves all the people wrong who say that atheists are immoral and murderers
6/25/2008 8:00:16 PM
#559068
emau99
["...deliberately distorting the traditional understanding of the Bible to fit his own world view, his own confused theology..."]
We can't have that, can we, JD?
By the way--when was the last time you stoned an adulterer?
6/25/2008 8:03:12 PM
#559072
Godbuster
What's really terrible is that Dobson can spout this bullshit and STILL people will still not wise up.
6/25/2008 8:10:36 PM
#559074
James Dobson
The bible is infallable, unchanging Truth, except for those embarassing parts we choose to ignore.
6/25/2008 8:11:37 PM
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6/25/2008 8:11:37 PM
#559079
BeemerRefugee1990
There's a thing on CNN.com today, "What's on Obama's iPod?" As soon as I saw it I thought, "The fundies are gonna be on this one like stink on shit."
*Waiting patiently*
6/25/2008 8:12:34 PM
#559086
Old Viking
Dobson thinks there's a form of theology that's not confused.
6/25/2008 8:17:50 PM
#559094
John
Fundie 1: "Methodists drag biblical understanding through the gutter".
Fundie 2: "No, no. Baptists drag biblical understanding through the gutter".
Fundie 3: "You're both wrong. Catholics drag biblical understanding through the gutter".
Fundie 4: "You're nuts. Presbyterians drag biblical understanding through the gutter".
Fundie 5: "You mean Lutherans drag biblical understanding through the gutter".
(Fundie 1 punches Fundie 5 in the mouth)
(Fundie 5 breaks chair over Fundie 3's head)
(Fundie 2 gives Fundie 1 the finger)
(enter police officers, pepper-spraying everyone ...)
6/25/2008 8:22:58 PM
#559095
Grigadil
Is Dobson saying HIS interpretation is correct?
6/25/2008 8:23:44 PM
#559096
You know if you replaced Obama's name with Dobson's I would agree with this quote 100%. Dobson is a lying creep with an agenda placing his own bigotry in God's mouth.
6/25/2008 8:24:30 PM
#559105
Aethernaut
Oh the irony!
6/25/2008 8:31:59 PM
#559123
In the comments aired Tuesday, Dobson said Obama should not be referencing antiquated dietary codes and passages from the Old Testament that are no longer relevant to the teachings of the New Testament.
But it's still fine to use Leviticus to bash on gay people, right?
6/25/2008 8:52:41 PM
#559130
David D.G.
And all over the nation, irony meters go up in flames.
~David D.G.
6/25/2008 9:00:30 PM
#559142
Mister Spak
You've been doing it for 20 years, let someone else have a turn.
6/25/2008 9:18:46 PM
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6/25/2008 9:19:38 PM
#559164
Allegory for Jesus
Oh my Cthulhu! This is like Irony Hell!
6/25/2008 9:33:17 PM
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