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May I present the antichrist?
6/25/2008 10:05:32 PM
You can start by not being such a crackpot. Then you might use facts to support your claims. Hint: good math, engineering, and vocabulary skills are signs of high intelligence, not average, which instantly refutes the very argument you were making.
Oh, and racism is so passe. Misogyny is the 'in' thing right now.
6/25/2008 10:11:19 PM
Asians? That's a new one...
6/25/2008 10:11:46 PM
Even by the standards of Yahoo! Answers, that's pretty messed up. Nonetheless, I plead guilty as charged to having a big vocabulary.
6/25/2008 10:16:19 PM
6/25/2008 10:17:34 PM
sofia the antichrist
I have perfect vision (slightly better than most people, according to my doctor), a head full of hair and, according to testing done while I was in school, above average intelligence. I am also an atheist. Explain that one, pal.
6/25/2008 10:18:23 PM
Allegory for Jesus
ASIANS DON'T HAVE SOULS!!??
Please, tell me this got a RSTDT cross-post!
6/25/2008 10:18:29 PM
Poe Expert (Done 316 Poe things)
I call Poe
6/25/2008 10:19:07 PM
Surely this should also be cross posted into RSTDT?
6/25/2008 10:19:33 PM
the reason god doesn't like gays, or asians is because they do not have souls.
- You know this exactly how? Doesn't your Bible say that God so loved the world - that's everybody, unless you are stupid and a bigot to boot! - that he gave his only begotten Son...etc.
let me explain. people who do not have souls bare some characteristics of the devil such as bad eyesight and no hair, and average intelligence (asians are good at math and engineering and gays have big vocabularies).
- So true christian have hair, don't wear glasses or lenses and are stupid. And btw, 'bare' as you spell it means Naked. Stupid mistake, so you must be a true Christian.
the devil creates gays and asians and sends them to earth to convert regular church going humans into atheists and agnostics.
- Get real! You believe your ow stupidity. Pathetic.
after the apocalypse, the devil is going to gather up his army of atheists, agnostics, gays, and asians and is going to launch a full blown checmical/nuclear attack on heaven.
God is a spirit. Chemicals and Nukes don't affect him, or those who are said to be in heaven. More stupidity.
now, god knows this, but the devil is very powerful, and works his way around god's powers.
- Didn't God create everything that has existence? Therefore God created the Devil. And if the Devil can get around God's power, then God is not omnipotent - and that's blasphemy. More Stupid and a sin as well.
i am trying to save the future generations of us humans to spreading this truth. the more beliver we have, the more chance we have of surviving. how do i make people believe it?
Er, in case you hadn't noted, Jesus is Lord and SAVIOUR. It's not your job. Butt out!
Preserve me from monumental idiocy such as this.
6/25/2008 10:19:34 PM
That's funny; I haven't met very many bald Asians, but many of the Christian preachers I know are bald or balding.
Nevertheless, thou art a POE.
6/25/2008 10:24:21 PM
Milking the Catz
If this isn't a poe I FUCKING HATE YOU.
I've lost all faith in humanity as of right now.
6/25/2008 10:24:50 PM
You are a NAZI.
6/25/2008 10:25:11 PM
Dude...what??? Did I miss the part when Asians were on the same level as gays?
6/25/2008 10:32:36 PM
Its not a bunch of lies... Its a bunch of crazy.
Bad eyesight - Check
No hair - Balding Check
Average Intelligence - Fairly smart
Asian - Indian/burmese so pretty asian
Damn I am just missing the man loving bit... Damn my love of ladies! I was so close to holding Anti Christ rank.
6/25/2008 10:39:58 PM
If being bald is a sign of the devil, how come when the children made fun of Elisha's baldness he cursed them in the name of the Lord and some bears tore the children to shreds (2 Kings)? It would seem that making fun of bald people is way worse in the eyes of God than being gay.
6/25/2008 10:40:52 PM
Considering many males go bald later in their lives, does that mean they lose their soul ? Wouldn't the body then just slump over and die ?
I have an easier explanation, there is no soul and you're an idiot of apocalyptic proportions.
6/25/2008 10:41:39 PM
6/25/2008 10:44:10 PM
I'm in an army of atheists, agnostics, gays and Asians? Oh, shit, not again? At my age? Do I have to do all that crawling under barbed wire stuff?
6/25/2008 10:45:55 PM
Pffft, obviously a troll, I mean c'mon.
6/25/2008 10:50:17 PM
The Devil's Advocate
Poe: The "Asians have no souls" thing is a South Park joke. (The one where Kenny gets a PSP and has to defend heaven against the armies of hell. Go watch it.)
6/25/2008 10:57:01 PM
Does this make CSTDT too with the "gays and Asians are trying to convert everyone" bit?
It's been a while since we got a trifecta.
6/25/2008 10:59:03 PM
If this isn't a troll, I do believe we have a fabled STDT three-fer!
6/25/2008 11:00:21 PM
6/25/2008 11:00:53 PM
One Trick Pony
POE POE POE POE
Seriously, come on people.
6/25/2008 11:16:59 PM
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