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i have a friend who decided he liked men (after being married to a wonderful woman for a long time and had 3 kids..etc etc) ... he was diagnosed with HIV which then turned into full-blown (pardon the pun) aids ... he then decided that being gay wasnt all its cracked up to be (pun not intended again) and he CHOSE to be straight. his aids is completely gone, as well as HIV... he and his wife are fine together. so umm... it is a choice. and he will tell that to anyone who asks...

Larkyn, Military.com 105 Comments [6/25/2008 9:21:37 PM]
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Fek'lhr

Lies make baby Kahless cry.

6/25/2008 9:23:15 PM

Sinisterwing

Making shit up for Jesus makes the invisible pink unicorn cry.

6/25/2008 9:23:42 PM

Necronomikron

No. You're A) fucking retarded, and b) lying for jeebus.

You need not pick just one.

6/25/2008 9:24:02 PM

JAL

Lying for Jesus again. I guess that's the only time it's not a sin.

6/25/2008 9:24:14 PM

Some Guy

The Ninth Commandment: "Thou shalt not bear false witness"

See ya in Hell, buddy.

6/25/2008 9:25:18 PM

sofia the antichrist

Every lie is another brick in the pathway to hell.

6/25/2008 9:25:54 PM

Doctor Whom

Lying for the Lord,
Lying for the Lord,
We shall come rejoicing,
Lying for the Lord!

6/25/2008 9:27:03 PM

Adamant Cane

Lying for Jesus, eh?

6/25/2008 9:27:06 PM

Adamant Cane

Holy shit, I thought I coined that. :(

6/25/2008 9:29:57 PM

Allegory for Jesus

Hahahaha...he said "blown" and "crack".

Also, lying for Jesus is still lying, and it still makes you a douche.

6/25/2008 9:31:50 PM

Dr. Gus

First, you're a liar, second you're a biggot and third HIV DOES NOT WORK THAT WAY.
Making shit up makes baby jeebuz cry.

6/25/2008 9:32:39 PM

Thammuz

On a side note, his friend's wife is a widow...

6/25/2008 9:33:32 PM

Frear

Is he lying or just being incredibly ignorant ?

6/25/2008 9:33:37 PM

Horsefeathers

"i have a friend who decided he liked men (after being married to a wonderful woman for a long time and had 3 kids..etc etc) ... he was diagnosed with HIV which then turned into full-blown (pardon the pun) aids ... he then decided that being gay wasnt all its cracked up to be (pun not intended again) and he CHOSE to be straight. his aids is completely gone, as well as HIV... he and his wife are fine together. so umm... it is a choice. and he will tell that to anyone who asks..."

Wait a second. Let me get my hip waders on 'cause the shit's getting deep in here...

6/25/2008 9:35:14 PM

Lectora

Absolutely nothing in that statement is true.

I can't belive this guy actually has any friends at all.

6/25/2008 9:39:15 PM

cronenurse


Being clever is not your forte. Pun, indeed. On top of this I believe you are a liar.

6/25/2008 9:40:40 PM

Marcus

[some speed-metal Megadeth for Larkyn]

You're a liar, liar, liar, everyone can see
You're a liar, liar, liar, it's all you'll ever be
You're a liar, liar, liar, it's what you mean to me
Liar, liar, lies...

6/25/2008 9:46:54 PM

CeilingCat

Oh brother. So the full blow aids (I confess I don't get the pun) only flares up when he has a touch of teh geyz? Interesting.

6/25/2008 9:47:03 PM

Fek'lhr

This guy blows crack all right...

6/25/2008 9:48:11 PM

David D.G.

Excuse, my dear Mr. Larkyn, but I do believe that your trousers are aflame.


~David D.G.

6/25/2008 9:49:22 PM

toothache

Or not, since he doesn't exist.

Ninth commandment, bitch.

6/25/2008 9:53:26 PM

GigaGuess

i have a friend who decided he liked men...
Opinion. He decided to come out. He likely "liked" men for some time before that.

(after being married to a wonderful woman for a long time and had 3 kids..etc etc) ... he was diagnosed with HIV which then turned into full-blown (pardon the pun) aids ...
Likely from creeping around washrooms, like most closet cases tend to do to alleviate their "urges."

he then decided that being gay wasnt all its cracked up to be (pun not intended again) and he CHOSE to be straight.
After a bunch of God-botherers decided to harp on him about how sinful his lifestyle was, and he decided to go back into the closet.

his aids is completely gone, as well as HIV...
Liar.

he and his wife are fine together.
Doubtful.

so umm... it is a choice.
Insofar as you can choose to accept who you are...yes.

and he will tell that to anyone who asks...
Because he'll be more than happy to tell anyone who asks that he has a communicable STI and is in a sham marriage. people are so open about such things.

You're either horribly ignorant or a flat out liar. Take your pick.

6/25/2008 9:57:12 PM

nfp

This is actually the first time I've heard this type of lie: miraculous total remission of HIV due to sexual orientation?

Wow, America must be super-special then. Try explaining how this happens to all those straight kids in South Africa who are dropping like flies from this shit.

6/25/2008 9:57:14 PM

One Trick Pony

I didn't get the second pun.

Please enlighten me.

6/25/2008 10:02:02 PM

Grigadil

How many lies in this one? I think there's one every five words or so.

6/25/2008 10:02:23 PM
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