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(Each one ofLoneWolf1984's responses are individual posts one after another instead of altogether)

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[I grew up Catholic, and I used to really believe in, and love Jesus with all my cute little heart.

Then I learned that Dinosaurs were real, and that there's no air inside a fish's stomach for 3 days, and that actual manuscripts from hundreds of independent sources in actual biblical times, don't seem to recall any of it happening, anywhere.

No real proof Jesus was born or ever existed at all, much less whether or not mum was a virgin.

Seems to be astrology based actually. Has to do with stars, and the seasons, and the ancient calender. A circle, with twelve months, and a cross splitting the seasons. Death is the winter, rebirth is the spring.

I do hope reading stuff like that burns your eyes a little. It's not really your eyes, it's your brain choking on Jesus and being rendered unable to process the information.

One last thing, typing in all caps is bad manners on the internet. It's not pantomime for yelling. The first thing people think when they see it, is 'what an asshat'.]

YOU ARE THE WORSE OF THE BAD MANNERS ON THIS SITE.

LESS MY SPIRTUAL EYES ARE OPEN WIDER THAN YOURS.

Jacob wrestle with a Angel.

Those Dinosaurs are the giant versions of the animals of today.

LoneWolf1984, deviantART.com 50 Comments [6/25/2008 5:19:02 AM]
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pete

I'll just answer the part that makes a little sense.

"Those Dinosaurs" are actually the birds of today.

6/25/2008 5:22:41 AM

Dark_Lord_Prime

pete! Don't tell him he's technically correct!! Now he'll NEVER shut up!




*grumble*

6/25/2008 5:27:24 AM

Wet Walnuts

Wow, I'm really getting sick of this guy. He's almost as bad as Carico.

6/25/2008 5:29:41 AM

J-Hay

Ignoring the rest of his brain-diarrhea, I'm going to just address this part:

"Those Dinosaurs are the giant versions of the animals of today."

I'm assuming he's going by Hovind's "theory" that the reptiles of today are the descendants of dinosaurs. First of all, wouldn't that have to mean that they *gasp* evolved? But yet when you tell them that the living descendants of dinosaurs are actually birds they go all batshit and proceed to pull out the old strawmen arguments against evolution. So they believe in evolution, only to them it's not evolution? And to top it all off, the evolution that they do believe in is actually complete bullshit. Man, what world are these people from?

6/25/2008 5:31:07 AM

ChildeofMalkav

"Those Dinosaurs are the giant versions of the animals of today."

and they evolved, checkmate.

6/25/2008 5:45:34 AM

LordJiro

ENGLISH, motherfucker! DO YOU SPEAK IT?

6/25/2008 5:50:10 AM

Robert

I'm pretty sure lonewolf is a troll. If he isn't, he is obsessed with kissing minnie mouse and that is fucked up.

6/25/2008 5:50:59 AM

pete

Dark_Lord_Prime. I didn't intend to imply he was anywhere near correct. I'm dead certain that "those Dinosaurs" he's talking about are crocodiles, lizards and rhinos. Not birds.

6/25/2008 5:51:25 AM

Brian-sama

Robert,

If he really is a troll, then he is one amazingly dedicated troll. I mean, as much fun as it could be to mess with people that much, I don't know if I could ever sacrifice enough integrity to make me want to draw self-insertion furry art.

6/25/2008 6:00:31 AM

Bri

Should we change this site to "LoneWolf1984 Says The Darndest Things"?

6/25/2008 6:02:36 AM

Viva

An atheist fundie? Those are rare, and all the more prized because of it.

6/25/2008 6:05:36 AM

J-Hay

@Viva

What the hell are you talking about?

6/25/2008 6:09:23 AM

idaltu

I agree with Brian-sama. As I've said in another one of LoneWolf's quotes, his pictures are so cheesy and some of them very creepy. I'm with everyone who's saying that he's probably mentally handicapped. He doesn't seem to have any shame about drawing and posting these pictures on the internet. It's not because he's a 'free spirit' and doesn't care what people think, It's more like he doesn't really KNOW any better. I don't think he understands that people are weirded out by his unhealthy fetish of cartoon characters. So if he isn't just doing this for the laughs, then he's more likely retarded. And I don't mean retarded as an insult. I mean actually retarded.

6/25/2008 6:11:46 AM

Squirbil

Leave it to LoneWolf to go right from talking about wrestling "a Angel" to talking about dinosaurs. Oh, I forgot to capitalize Dinosaurs.

6/25/2008 6:29:45 AM



Way to completely miss the point, LoneWolf. Way to go.

6/25/2008 7:02:33 AM

Fishcakes

Something I would love to see (if it doesn't already exist somewhere in the south): Biblical wrestling league!

Cage fights for Jesus! Jacob versus angel! The Virgin Mary and Mary Magdalene tag-team against Ruth and Orpah--in jello!

I'd pay to see that.

6/25/2008 7:07:31 AM

Urh

"I'm with everyone who's saying that he's probably mentally handicapped"

What gave it away? His inability to write a coherent sentence? Ten bucks says this "speshul" person was home-schooled.

6/25/2008 7:08:11 AM

Amanda

Don't you love it when they prove the argument for you?

6/25/2008 7:32:39 AM

Nowonmai

Oh dude, you are too fucking stupid to live.

6/25/2008 7:42:20 AM

Rivers

LoneWolf1984 the great debater.

6/25/2008 7:50:44 AM

agentCDE

What him say?

6/25/2008 7:55:42 AM

Niobe

Someone went off their clozapine again.

6/25/2008 7:58:26 AM

ID82

All of his sentences are non sequitar. It's like he has the attention span of a fish.

6/25/2008 7:59:15 AM

Eden

Then I learned that Dinosaurs were real, and that there's no air inside a fish's stomach for 3 days, and that actual manuscripts from hundreds of independent sources in actual biblical times, don't seem to recall any of it happening, anywhere.

Obviously you drew the wrong conclusion from it.
Instead of drawing the conclusion that therefore earth must be older than your biblical accounts (meaning that dinosaurs were extinct when humans appeared) and that maybe these stories in the bible are just stories, that only occasionally describe real historic events, in contrast to well researched scientific theories, you concluded that the biblical stories were real, maybe because they were easier to understand for your little mind ;)

6/25/2008 8:30:10 AM

Me

I hope somebody in real life is getting this guy some proper, psychiatric help.

6/25/2008 8:35:17 AM
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