LoneWolf1984 #fundie lonewolf1984.deviantart.com

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[I grew up Catholic, and I used to really believe in, and love Jesus with all my cute little heart.

Then I learned that Dinosaurs were real, and that there's no air inside a fish's stomach for 3 days, and that actual manuscripts from hundreds of independent sources in actual biblical times, don't seem to recall any of it happening, anywhere.

No real proof Jesus was born or ever existed at all, much less whether or not mum was a virgin.

Seems to be astrology based actually. Has to do with stars, and the seasons, and the ancient calender. A circle, with twelve months, and a cross splitting the seasons. Death is the winter, rebirth is the spring.

I do hope reading stuff like that burns your eyes a little. It's not really your eyes, it's your brain choking on Jesus and being rendered unable to process the information.

One last thing, typing in all caps is bad manners on the internet. It's not pantomime for yelling. The first thing people think when they see it, is 'what an asshat'.]

YOU ARE THE WORSE OF THE BAD MANNERS ON THIS SITE.

LESS MY SPIRTUAL EYES ARE OPEN WIDER THAN YOURS.

Jacob wrestle with a Angel.

Those Dinosaurs are the giant versions of the animals of today.

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