Watch?
As metroames said above, we will be part of the Lord's Army - and when He comes back it's no more Mr. Nice Guy and we will be assigned to take out those with the AC just like the angels took out the Nazis in Raiders of the Lost Ark!
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I went to church incognito
When everybody rose the Reverend Smithy
He recognized me and punched me in the nose!
He said, no more Mister Nice Guy
No more Mister Clean
No more Mister Nice Guy
He said you're sick, you're obscene.
Except that's entirely out of character for your Jewish zombie rabbi, dear.
This is the same guy who said "blessed are the peacemakers" and preached naught but forgiveness. You expect your god to be as small minded as you are, but honestly, it's not that likely.
Yeah, well, You'll have to pass basic training first, which can be a real bitch. Then you'll have to get fitted out in a nifty uniform. The problem with shining white rainment is they tend to stand out on the modern battlefield making it easier for the Antichrists snipers to pick you off or simply launch lot of cluster munitions at your pointy little head.
Which brings me to one of your other problems, Logistics! OK, being able to feed a regiment with a couple of buns and a herring is quite useful but the other side has the benefit of science to manufacture things like Tanks, Missiles, Exploding bullets, Napalm, Nerve Toxins, Nukes, Landmines, Heat-Seeking rockets, Fuel-Air explosive, Flamethrowers, Battleships, Jet-fighters, Lasers, Poison Gases and Flechettes. Not to mention, Iron Chariots.
Rightousness, faith and a tightly bound copy of some two thousand year old fairy tales are not going to help you much against that.
I'm a Tesla-ist. How dare you cast aspersions upon our Alternating Current!
...just like the angels took out the Nazis in Raiders of the Lost Ark!
I'd really really REALLY like to see this happen. *snork*
*blink*
Really?
SEA KELP!
Look my AC has been broken for two weeks, and it looks like it's going to be at least another week of 80+ temperatures without it, so I'm not enjoying the talk about taking out the AC.
As far as being part of the Lords Army; we've held him off with iron chariots before, I'm pretty sure we can do it again. Especially considering that our iron chariots have become a lot more advanced.
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Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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