[On being asked what things they think are signs of the end times]
I'm wondering how the end of analog television comes into play?!
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And when he had opened the second seal, I heard the second beast say, Come and see.
And there went out a cry across the nation: and power was turned off to the analogue transmitters, and that they should give up a great cry unto heaven: and a third of the nation was without a digibox.
Digitalism is the new WRONG religion that everyone seems to be jumping on board these days. This is an abomination to the Electron God and his Analog Angels. All those who watch the 1s and 0s form the devilish images will burn in the depths of Hellfire. Repent o' sinners! February 17, 2009 will be the Rapture when He will unsheath his mighty antenna and smite thee!
@ Sanity
Yesterday, I saw an open window
THE END IS NEIGH!
Hay, none of your horse-talk here. Was the window in a barn? Never neighsay nor naysay the end times, as they are nigh.
;-)
I always thought the mass conversion to digital was a government-created boondogle. It'll take a lot more than the A/D converter they're advertising. If you're cable-free like me and have rabbit ears or an outdoor antenna, you put up with a little snow or a ghost image. It won't work next year. Digital is all or nothing. As bad as losing my TV is, it isn't the end of the world, as my parents would say. Literally. But isn't everything the end of the world at RR?
The only thing digital TV is a sign of is the advancement of technology (thanks to all those non-christian, non-god fearing scientists, and no thanks at all to fundy christians and their denial of the advancement of civilization).
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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