Jesus_Lives #fundie bbs.payableondeath.com

The kind of macro evolution we are taught in schools says that we came from: *drum roll please* NOTHING!!! That nothing EXPLODED!!! (how does nothing explode?) and turning into PLANETS and the STARS!!! which got RAINED ON!!! for a few billion years!!! which turned it into PRIMORDEAL SUOP!!! which evolved in TWO CELLS!!! of DIFFERENT GENDERS!!! which FOUND EACH OTHER!!! in all that primeordal soup. Quite a trick, if you ask me... which takes more faith, Believing THAT, or believing that God created in 6 literal days, as it states in Genisis.

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