jesus is not imaginary. he even said the next time we;d see him is on his second coming. there is more evidence of jesus than the christopher colmbus sailed to america. friend, He is not imginary.
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"there is more evidence of jesus than the christopher colmbus sailed to america."
Well, considering the fact that Colmbus[sic] never actually made it to mainland America (he got as far as the Bahamas, IIRC), I'd have to agree. You're still a dork, though.
If repeating the same thing over and over proved that it was right, I'd agree with you.
Jesus is dead. No matter what anyone else says, he died many years ago, just like everyone else of his time. Jesus is dead. Dead people do not come back. You won't see him. Ever.
"jesus is not imaginary. he even said the next time we;d see him is on his second coming."
How... convenient.
"there is more evidence of jesus than the christopher colmbus sailed to america. friend, He is not imginary."
You seem a bit naïve.
"there is more evidence of jesus than the christopher colmbus sailed to america. friend, He is not imginary."
Well, millions of people live in the Americas. No one to date has seen Jesus's "Kingdom of God."
Columbus mistakenly landed in America (its nearby islands, really) because he didn't think there was anything but ocean between Europe and the east coast of Asia.
Astronauts, on the other hand, have landed on the moon without ever seeing Jesus's home in the clouds.
Hmmm.
Columbus is buried in Seville, Spain. We have evidence of his contact with the Spanish monarch and the funding and details of his trip.
He might not have been the first to reach America (in fact he didn't even reach mainland America) but he certainly existed.
We have no contemporary evidence that your guy even existed.
he even said the next time we;d see him is on his second coming
Technically, wouldn't the second coming had already taken place when he 'came back from the dead' all those thousands of years ago?
@The Devil's Advocate:
I'm not your pal, buddy!
"there is more evidence of jesus than the christopher colmbus sailed to america."
funny, because last i heard, all evidence goes towards christopher columbus sailed to cuba
he even said the next time we;d see him is on his second coming.
He said the next time his disciples see him would be his second coming.
there is more evidence of jesus than the christopher colmbus sailed to america.
Really, show it too me.
And you can't use the bible.
Ska-P said this:
"Jesus Christ was a normal guy
pacifist, intelectual.
Always by the side of the poor
defending their values"
He might not be imaginary, but he said some great teachings about love... that Christians don't seem to follow.
Oh shit, the United States of America doesn't exist!
Wait, I live in the USA, or at least I thought I did. Does this mean that I actually live in Eurasia/Africa somewhere and have been lied to about world history this entire time? Is this some sort of weird, Orwellian experiment? Who's behind it? I want names, dammit!
There is more evidence of Jesus than of you being literate, stupid.
* Sentences starts with a capital letter, as do names.
* It's "we'd", not "we;d".
* It would be better to say "would be on his second coming", I think, but I'm not certain; English being my second language.
* One of the discoverers of the American continents is Christopher COLUMBUS, not "colmbus".
* His intention wasn't to sail to America, but to sail to India.
* It should be "than that Christopher Columbus sailed", not "than the christopher colmbus sailed".
* Names of countries and continents are also capitalized.
* It's "imaginary", not "imginary".
Spell-check programs are your friend, dearie.
"there is more evidence of jesus than the christopher colmbus sailed to america."
Let's hear it
"The Bible says,,, "
oh, sorry my fault, outside of the Bible
"There's tons of it"
OK, let's hear it
"there is more evidence of jesus than the christopher colmbus sailed to america."
Let's hear it
"The Bible says,,, "
And it never stops, totally working on the wear you down method, possibly how they got like this.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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