“1) I believe with perfect faith that there is no god.”
Actually ‘are no gods’ would be a much better attempt at a dogma which i do not share. But it would reflect ACTUAL knowledge of what you’re trying to define and dismiss.
I do not believe, until given a good reason, in any gods.
“2) I believe with perfect faith that all I am is pure chance.”
Nope. Quite a bit of human development is predictable, not chance.
I accept that natural selection is pretty much the opposite of pure chance.
“3) I believe with perfect faith I have no meaning other than eating, sleeping, defecating, breathing and going nowhere fast.”
Nope. i believe, until proven otherwise, our lives have no externally imposed meaning from a divine source. And you forgot Legos.
“4) I believe with perfect faith in all self serving scientists.”
It’s all or nothing with you, innit? EITHER you reject scientists, or you have to believe them ALL, including the ones that oppose each other?
Fuck that.
“5) I believe with perfect faith that I am the evolved offspring of a sea slug.”
You’re just showing your ignorance, here. All of it.
“etc.”
Compelling.
“Yep you are the center of all nothing.”
Nothing above tells me to listen to your bullshit, nothing will reward me for doing so, nothing at all calls upon me to give you the slightest credit for your presumptions and strawmen.