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Religion Dogma of Atheists

1) I believe with perfect faith that there is no god.
2) I believe with perfect faith that all I am is pure chance.
3) I believe with perfect faith I have no meaning other than eating, sleeping, defecating, breathing and going nowhere fast.
4) I believe with perfect faith in all self serving scientists.
5) I believe with perfect faith that I am the evolved offspring of a sea slug.
etc.

Yep you are the center of all nothing.

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