d. When you fornicate, you are creating a freak of nature (spiritual freak of nature)
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"an harlot"
Bibble haz bad grammerz.
Wait, what? o_O
"the members of an harlot?"
Where is this "harlot?" Did you mean "hamlet" as in small town?
Shit, I'm not drunk enough for this crap... 9_9
I think the fundies are affecting my mind in the most perverse manner.
spiritual freak of nature ????
I was kind of picturing this tarantula-like human being with 6 or 8 limbs skittering around, being all "BLAAAH, I'm a spiritual freak of nature!".
Honestly, I don't know where they get this shit.
"Know ye not that your bodies are the members of Christ?"
Since "member" is another word for "penis", does that mean that our bodies are the penises of Jesus?
...Man, whenever I suffer writers' block on my Big Project, I should just start looking here. It's given me two good ideas for chapters already. (I write horror/fantasy stuff, and my Big Project involves a detective who runs around solving mysteries involving demons, angels, and shit like that.)
I'm just a member of the Linux User Group... O_o
"know ye not that he which is joined to an harlot is one body?"
Sounds fun. :D
"you are creating a spiritual freak of nature that has many added on members to the body."
I saw that in an anime.
That's right, teens, only televangelists are allowed to fornicate. However, they must weep and weep and weep on television that they sinned, should they get caught.
Look, you poor ignorant child, fornication is a PC word for fucking. Get it? Without fucking, life isn't worth it and the human race dies out.
Now check the rest of your post and clean up that mess.
This is a weird concept. I think she or he is implying that you add a permanent spiritual member with each person with whom you have intimate relations. Now, I know of some fundies who claim "Once Saved, Always Saved." So, I suppose this is a similar concept "Once Fucked, Always Fucked."
When you fornicate, you are creating a freak of nature (spiritual freak of nature)
Watch your mouth about my son.
"You keep talking like a bitch I'm gonna slap you like one."--Mr. Blond, Reservoir Dogs
Jez:
Well, it is true that you can't get unfucked, though let's be brutally honest -- fluid exchange aside, it's still more metaphor than reality. It is rather funny watching fundies digging around in the noise for an excuse to say that nonmarital sex is anything but a fun way to kill three or four minutes.
/receives a note
Evidently that was supposed to read "twenty or thirty" minutes. No wonder I never get laid.
You're guilty of not believing your Bible! It does NOT say "shall be one spirit" but says "..shall be one flesh"
<em>When you fornicate, you are creating a freak of nature (spiritual freak of nature) </em>
So that's the way your parents give birth to you... hmmm
I saw a hentai movie like that, once.
Members everywhere, man. Whoah.
"In other words, you are creating a spiritual freak of nature that has many added on members to the body."
A new variety of sci-fi/fantasy porn... men with multiple penises and women with multiple vaginas...
Confused?
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