[In reply to: Take a chemistry course, and you can see how global warming would be possible. I agree, some of this stuff has gone too far, but I hate it when people pass judgement on a topic they have no idea about. ]
Now hold on a minute. Global warming isnt real, it isnt Godmade, but manmade false doctrine that evil has placed in peoples minds to get them to believe it, rather that saying God is warning people about the coming judgement upon the world now to say it is real, you are buying into a lie other than the truth. Nowhere in the Bible doesnt it mention anything about globalwarming. so hence it isnt real, fake is all. Global warming isnt possible, why cause again it isnt real. No one here is passing judgement, but telling the truth it isnt real, global warming isnt real. there is a difference between correction and passing judgement. And here is the correction: global warming isnt real, no way and how possible, it is not Godmade, but manmade false religon and pits of lies from hell itself.
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"Global warming isnt possible, why cause again it isnt real."
This circular argument is spinning so fast I can use it to power my car!
"Nowhere in the Bible doesnt it mention anything about globalwarming. so hence it isnt real,"
SHIT LINUX ISN'T FUCKING REAL EITHER
Here's the whole argument ad nauseum:
"Global warming isnt real,"
"hence it isnt real,"
"it isnt real"
"No one here is passing judgement, but telling the truth it isnt real,"
"global warming isnt real."
"global warming isnt real"
Damn.
You're stupid. You know why? Because you're an idiot, and because you're stupid. I'm not judging your grammar or pathetic arguments, the truth is you're stupid. There is a difference between insulting people and telling the truth. The truth is you're stupid. That's the truth. You're stupid.
The thing about scientific reality is that it's the same for everyone, regardless of their religious beliefs or political convictions.
It is indeed disturbing that there are people who believe that raising the carbondioxide content of the atmosphere drastically will have absolutely no effect at all, on the climate or the weather.
Apparently, the laws of nature as we know them do not apply to the CO2 molecule, and if that is so, then how the hell can we burn fossil fuels in the first place?
And yet somehow, clasping your hands and mumbling to yourself might just make it rain more, or less, or divert hurricanes.
Stupid, stupid, stupid.
Nowhere in the Bible doesnt it mention anything about globalwarming.
Cars, computers, airplanes, spacecraft, Neil Armstrong, the USSR, electricity, cancer, AIDS, North America, Wikipedia, Google, Bill Gates, and toasters.
None of these things exist.
Iceland
Platypus
Plancton
The Pacific
As far as I know the "good book" doesn't mention these either. Ergo, they do not exist.
Too bad about the poor homeless Hawaiians.
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To sum up jesuslover: Global warming isn't mentioned in the bible, therefore, it does not exist. And apparently there is no greenhouse effect, no carbon cycle, the earth is stationary, and disease is caused by demons. He can believe whatever he wants as long as he can say, "want fries with that?"
Uh huh. Then the computer you're typing on, and the country you're living in, and, in fact, you yourself... are all acts of fiction! Quick, disappear in a poof of logic!
It also doesn't say anything about computers, electricity, nuclear warheads, a space station, but those exist in the modern world.
Modern events aren't mentioned in an ancient book of myths, therefore modern events aren't real?
Self-delusion to the n^th degree.
Nowhere in the Bible doesnt it mention anything about globalwarming. so hence it isnt real
Well then, I guess Computers, electricity, germs, outer space, oxygen, you, me, cars, bicycles, america, plastic, mathematics, etc etc etc etc
aren't real either.
*sticking with the chemistry theme*
Benzene was never mentioned in the Bible, therefore it doesn't exist either! Organic chemistry is a tool of Satan!
Computers aren't real then, since your book doesn't mention them.
So, what are you waiting for? GTFO THE IMAGINARY INTERNET!
"Nowhere in the Bible doesnt it mention anything about globalwarming."
Nowhere in the bible does it mention computers so throw yours away right now. It'a a manmde false religion and pits of lies from hell itself.
"Now hold on a minute. Global warming isnt real, it isnt Godmade, [...]"
Except that god is man made and, so, entirely irrelevant.
Global warming was not an issue 2,000 plus years ago; it wasn't even an idea. Cars didn't exist. Aerosol didn't exist. Industrial pollution didn't exist.
Do you have any clue how much else in the modern world is not in your precious bible?
Get off the computer; it isn't mentioned in your bible and therefore is not real.
Man, you people take ignorance to whole new level.
I'm sure someone has already said this but...
So you're computer isn't real, since you're bible doesn't mention those.
"The Bible doesn't mention it, so it doesn't exist"
Flawless logic. Microwaves, airplanes, automobiles, pasteurization, heart surgery, sofas, televisions, and Constitutional rights also do not exist then. Have a fun life.
This is the 2. time in this very session of FStDT-reading I read that Global Warming is from the Bowels of Hell...
... since we have etablished that GW is 'caused by Satan being a bit chilly so he raised the thermostat, is the heat we feel here on the surface just leakage from Hell, or is it the increased electricy Satan uses that requires the power-plants burning more coal?
The Bible doesn't mention telephones, radio, TV, so they are not real. They are fakes. It is worng to use them - sinful things of de debbil.
I can't read shit like this without wondering...
Does any of this make sense even to them?
I mean, come on, this is so retarded that even a kid should be ashamed. "It's a manmade, not Godmade doctrine"? What the fuck? Is the law of gravity is false, too, in your eyes?
the bible dosen't mention the united states, the rapture or Rapture Ready, therefore those things do not exist either.
That's an incredibly narrow point of view that is doing harm to our planet and could one day effect out very existence. So, Jesuslover_2002 would you please remove yourself from our gene pool?
Man, it's sad when you spot an almost reasonable person on RR... like the person who posted that original comment (about taking a chemistry class)... I always wonder how the fundies managed to get them. :\
Unless the person who posted that chemistry comment is one of you guys, pretending to be a fundie so you can spy on the RR crowd, in which case... carry on.
The bible doesn't mention cars, rockets, guns, dinosaurs, black holes.....Very sad narrow world to live in.
Lets see, what else isn't in the bible.
Computers
Cars
America (N & S)
Steam Power
Electricity
Fossil Fuels
Modern Housing
etc, etc, etc....
Move to a middle-eastern mud hut and start herding goats, because that's the biblical life.
"Global warming isnt possible, why cause again it isnt real."
So for something to be *possible* it has to actually be the case does it?
Therefore it's IM-possible for my cat to sit on the fridge since he isn't presently doing so?
Sheer genius! From this we can derive the well known truth that all change is illusory.
Oh. Wait a sec. Get down, Dexter! How dare you defy logic!
Nowhere in the Bible does it mention computers, either, so obviously they are not real. Now get off the internet, you moron.
"Nowhere in the Bible doesnt it mention anything about globalwarming. so hence it isnt real, fake is all."
Can you remind me what the Bible says about computers, the internet, or even the United States of America ?
"Nowhere in the Bible doesnt it mention anything about globalwarming."
So it does ? Honesty. So refreshing in a fundie. [/pedantic]
Via your use of the Double Negative, have you therefore proved the nonexistence of God. For nowhere in the Bible does it mention any actual physical evidence to prove the existence of God:
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I don't see in Genesis 'And on the Halfth Day, God created the HD video camera to record his great works, so that people in the future could see for themselves in stunning 1080p the rest of Creation, and he saw that it was good - as would the descendants of his upcoming ultimate creations' eh, Jesuslover _OVER9000TIMES. Do you ?
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'I ain't done nuffink!' [/Chav]
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