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I'm still trying to find two tickets to the Ohio State-USC game. And none of the USC people will give up their tickets to me. I'd pay fair price. They -- they know Ohio State's gonna slaughter the Trojans. They know that they're gonna slaughter the Trojans, and therefore they do not want me there at the bloodbath, since it's probably the last football game we'll ever get to see before the United States gets blown up by the Islamists under Obama.

Hugh Hewitt, Salon.com 8 Comments [6/28/2008 3:13:28 AM]
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Adamant Cane

Hey - Ohio State kicks ass. You know that, I know that. America knows that. That's no reason to get all paranoid, just because some other people want to see the game as badly as you do.

6/28/2008 9:32:27 AM

Katsuro

What would Obama want to blow up his own home for again?

6/28/2008 10:48:20 AM

anonymous_troy

"Islamists under Obama."

aaargh.

6/28/2008 4:39:52 PM

Old Viking

Worry not. There'll be no blowing up of the United States because it would interfere with the NFL season, and the holidays.

6/28/2008 9:25:39 PM

aaa

Yet another simpleton who doesn't know a thing about politics.

6/28/2008 11:15:01 PM

Antichrist

Obama hates football?

7/2/2008 5:56:59 AM

Apostate Lois

That's gotta be the best excuse I've ever read to go to a football game. "But, honey, I HAVE to go! It's the last one there will ever be before the Muslims take over! Yeah, I know I promised to mow the lawn and pull weeds, but surely you can see the predicament I'm in here."

7/10/2008 8:54:22 PM

Caterina

And OSU got creamed...

9/16/2008 2:15:48 PM
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