My DH listened to Ozzy Osbourne among others up until about 3 years ago.... when his loving wife (ME) replaced all his CDs with Mercy Me and Casting Crowns. He drives semi long hauls so his music was one way to cure the boredom I guess... He came home after 10 days on the road a changed man!!!
Praying that we can stay on the right path TOGETHER!!
[Dakota Bob: If anybody did that to me, I'd crucify 'em]
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@Tom: Fundies have long used "DH" on message boards to refer to a husband and "DD" or "DS" or "DC" for daughters, sons, and children respectively. Interestingly, it's extremely rare to see "DW."
@tessreis: Fuck you, die in a fucking fire, you deserve all your YHWH damn Casting Crowns and MercyMe CD's shoved up your ass and cunt and then broken into very sharp pieces.
If her husband was the controlling, ultra-religious nutball of the two, she would have gotten a good, stern beating out of that one.
Sad that they think that one's music preferences, if non-Christian, are inhibitive to being Christian. Though it is a startling testament to the power of their faith...
I'd be royally pissed if someone replaced my kick-ass metal collection with bog-awful "music" like Mercy Me and Casting Crowns.
For this trespass, Lemmy Kilmeister will come into your room at night and play some Heavy Fucking Metal until your lawn dies and the foundation of your house crumbles. >:D
This gives me an idea!
Quick, bring me some death metal, a CD image printer, a scanner, and some printable CDs!
:D
Somebody needs to tell this lady that Mercy Me is what you play in your rig at the truck stop to get a hooker to knock on the door.
See if she still thinks the inspirational music is the reason for his improved mood.
If someone changed all my CD's and all I had to listen to was crappy music like that for ten whole days, I'd be a changed man too.
Violently changed, you might say.
Altogether now, everyone:
"FINISHED WITH MY LOGIC CAUSE IT DOESN'T HELP ME WITH MY MIND/FUNDIES THINK I'M INSANE BECAUSE I AM THINKING ALL THE TIME"
This is blasphemy! I shall summon the IRON MAN.
Iron Man? Black Sabbath? Get it? Get it? Ge-
Oh fuck you all, you have no humour.
It's not as if he could just, oh, I don't know, STOP somewhere along the way and BUY new CDs or put the radio on, and just act like he likes your drip music to shut you up.
I checked out about 10 seconds of a Mercy Me song on youtube. It's not even Christian rock - it's weenie music. If I were her husband Iwould never trust her again, that's how I would be changed.
My DH listened to Ozzy Osbourne among others up until about 3 years ago....when his loving wife (ME) replaced all his CDs with Mercy Me and Casting Crowns.
If I ever did this to my loving wife (who worships the musical ground Ozzie walks on) she would beat me to death with my Trial of a Time Lord VHS box set. Where do you get balls big enough to take your husband's music away from him? Don't you understand how vital something like that is to someone who spends large amounts of time alone?
He drives semi long hauls so his music was one way to cure the boredom I guess...
...but it makes me feel that my beliefs aren't important so f*** him and his happiness.
He came home after 10 days on the road a changed man!!!
Did that change revolve around smacking the living s*** out of you for replacing his quality rock music with bulls*** sissy-bitch poseurs who limp-wrist their way through repetitive guitar riffs and pseudo-rhymes for the words "cross", "Jesus", and "blood"?
Praying that we can stay on the right path TOGETHER!!
I think the right path for you guys to travel together is the one that leads to a reasonably priced divorce attorney.
From Deep Search:
"Bitch. What is it with these people thinking it's alright for them to throw away things that belong to other people?"
I've been asking that for years, Deep. We may have to wait till after we find out they think anyone has NEVER heard their fucking "good news".
"He came home after 10 days on the road a changed man!!! "
Yeah. He left a happy guy looking forward to his favorite music taking the tedium out of his long drive and came home really pissed that some asshole changed his music on him
"BUT... I still have lots of learning to do myself"
Yeah. You need to learn to mind your own business and stop messing with the guy whose spending all his days on the road putting food on the table. Considering that you're a fundie woman, I doubt that you have a job to support the family.
Of course he was a changed man. On day four of christian music road trip, he decided to pick up a hooker and have incredibly loud sex to drown it out. What you are seeing is that he felt bad afterwards, not because he had sex with the hooker, you deserved that, no, he's sorry that he made the hooker listen to it. It would have been much more courteous to turn it off first, but he was well past reason at that point.
If anyone deleted my Iron Maiden or Queen collections I'd go ape. Or my Black Sabbath.
Hell, bitch you don't touch any of my collection, right down to this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yModCU1OVHY
And I just saw my first comment fro three years back. HELLOOOOOO, PAAAAST MEEEE! HOOOW AAAAARE YOU?!
I'm in the service field, 12 hours a day 2 thirds of the year, 4 to 10 jobs a day.
Radios really repetitive and cds offer talent not heard on radio. I, a rocker, hard rock blues fan listen to Kraftwerk, Abba, Devo or 60s bubble gum for a refreshing change.
I checked out a religious contemperary music channel for a few weeks. It Fucking sucked badly but it was a change
Get ready sneaky wife. No one ever Quits Sabbath, you're walking around with this smug sense of accomplishment one day and you think you hear the trumpet call of the Rapture,,, But it's "paranoid" or "crazy train" full volume.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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