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I think it's a good move to abolish evolution in schools--if they take out that factor, maybe then the scientific 'dark ages' will arrive, but that may in turn lead to a spiritual revival!

Kookaburra, Christian Forums 27 Comments [9/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
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Tommy9898

Something is just wrong with the words \"scientific darkage.\"

10/3/2006 12:58:12 AM

HairlessMonkeyDK

In other words: \"Obscure the facts and teach my favorite fiction!\".

11/24/2006 9:27:00 AM

They call me V

Oh, oh, can we do "The Raw Shark Texts?" I mean, the bible is SO last millenia. Mind eating sharks for teh win.

12/11/2007 5:09:02 PM



Humanity's already been through "the scientific 'dark ages'"

IT WAS CALLED 'THE DARK AGES.'

2/20/2008 7:35:59 PM

GigaGuess

Great! So we can start having a decline in life expectancy, and people will start dying from disease trea-oops, I mean demon removals.

Wonderful!

2/20/2008 7:48:58 PM

apYrs

spiritual revival: walllow in mud, praying

2/20/2008 8:30:52 PM

Nny

Don't go to the doctor.

2/22/2008 5:56:23 AM

Pat McCrotch

Enjoy your Black Plague.

2/22/2008 6:45:20 AM

Freboy

Why don't you have your little spiritual revival in your little trailer.

The rest of us like enlightenment.

2/22/2008 8:56:00 AM

Ambrielle

Uh, that's not a good thing.

2/22/2008 9:01:57 AM

Neserit

Hmmm...science has brought us so much. Why would I give that up for a shorter life expectancy, plagues and even lice (all of with science had aided us with).

You want the "scientific dark ages" so much? Turn off your computer and go live in a cave.

2/22/2008 9:28:45 AM

Father Heathen

I like how Creationists use products of science (computers, electricity, etc.) to spew their anti-science views.

2/22/2008 9:47:06 AM

Quantum Mechanic

More likely plague.

2/22/2008 11:31:37 AM

canadiest

again,, someone who wants to give up there rights for a theocracy,,, i guess it's true,,,you don't know what you've got till it's gone

2/22/2008 1:17:13 PM

Wet Walnuts

If we have this "spiritual revival"...how will you obtain the medicines you need to keep you alive?

6/22/2008 10:25:09 AM

Reverend Jeremiah

Lol..oh..ok..um..wut?

10/7/2008 8:18:14 PM

Mitch

That's it, he admitted it, organised religion needs to be removed.

10/7/2008 10:46:49 PM

worldsend


10/7/2008 10:50:15 PM

altoid

A second (please note that we've already had one) scientific 'dark age' is a good thing in your view?



10/7/2008 11:33:29 PM

GigaGuess

Anyone who advocates a scientific dark age as anything REMOTELY positive should be removed from the gene pool, STAT.

10/8/2008 1:58:54 PM

El Guapo

It wouldn't be that surprising if the decline of science were correlated with increased spiritualism. And also famine, disease, the erosion of civilization, the destruction of the environment, and eventual extinction of humans. But at least we'd all feel churchy again for a while.


10/8/2008 2:20:17 PM

EyeJest

Ah, damn you altoid for beating me to it!

11/10/2009 10:53:33 PM

Sevagram

Oh yes - because spiritual revivals were so effective in combatting the Black Death, child mortality and famine during the last scientific dark ages, weren't they?

11/11/2009 4:16:44 AM

louislois

"Scientific dark ages" sounds a lot like the Christian Dark Ages.

11/11/2009 4:46:37 AM

Moondog

Why stop there? You could ban the printing press and modern medicine as well. That will go over big in your chapter of the Flat Earth Society.
Laugh, Kookaburra, laugh, how GAY your life must be.

11/11/2009 7:54:14 AM
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