I think it's a good move to abolish evolution in schools--if they take out that factor, maybe then the scientific 'dark ages' will arrive, but that may in turn lead to a spiritual revival!
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Oh, oh, can we do "The Raw Shark Texts?" I mean, the bible is SO last millenia. Mind eating sharks for teh win.
Hmmm...science has brought us so much. Why would I give that up for a shorter life expectancy, plagues and even lice (all of with science had aided us with).
You want the "scientific dark ages" so much? Turn off your computer and go live in a cave.
again,, someone who wants to give up there rights for a theocracy,,, i guess it's true,,,you don't know what you've got till it's gone
It wouldn't be that surprising if the decline of science were correlated with increased spiritualism. And also famine, disease, the erosion of civilization, the destruction of the environment, and eventual extinction of humans. But at least we'd all feel churchy again for a while.
Why stop there? You could ban the printing press and modern medicine as well. That will go over big in your chapter of the Flat Earth Society.
Laugh, Kookaburra, laugh, how GAY your life must be.
"I think it's a good move to abolish evolution in schools"
Wow. Stop the presses! A fundie thinks?! Anyway, I'm afraid your thought to 'abolish evolution in schools' will stay just that. A thought. Why? Three Words:
Kitzmiller versus Dover.
Yeah, there will be plague, lice, no heating, low life expectancy, child mortality and near constant warfare, and we'll all be wallowing in mud working to the bone, but at least we'll be all spiritual about it!
Tell me, was it religon that brought you that computer?
"Alright Children!, settle down!... I said, settle down. Martin, give Jenny her pen back! Thank you... Look, it's your own time you're wasting. Ok, some notices before we start. I still haven't got all of your permission slips for the trip to the Mill next week, those of you who want to go need to get the slips signed by your parents and on my desk by Friday... Thank you John. Any more ?... Next!...Under new rules from the Department of Education, starting immediately, You are now no longer allowed to evolve while on School premises. Yes Vincent, that includes you. This means that all of the lightbulbs in the Science Block have been removed and Mr Perkins, the School Janitor, will be boarding up the windows today.
Right!... Yes Mary, what is it?... Well you should have gone before classes started... Alright then, off you go, and don't dawdle... The rest of you, open your textbooks to page 47... Well what did you do with it ?... You'll have to share with John then won't you... Ok..<fades>"
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