"pagan's fuck animals"
[later in the thread after being told pagans do not have sex with animals]
"well,thats wat i was told!!!
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You know what I was told?
I was told fundies have a few missing chromosomes and that is why their brains don't work.
It is not wrong, because it is what I was told, dammit!
You're so stupid, you honestly don't deserve to live. I cannot think of ANY religious group currently functioning on this earth that has sex with animals. Only in your strange, morbid, warped imagination.
Don't be pagan and have sex with animals!
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If that doesn't do it, you could always settle for prostitutes, pages, anonymous men's room visitors, personal sex slaves (or "wives", as they like to call them), children, or the neighbor's personal sex slave.
It's all goooood (as long as you repent and accept Jesus Christ as your own personal savior...and eternal sexfriend...).
On the behalf of the Apostrophe Protection Society, I am stripping you of your internet rights.
"i warned my ex-frend not to choose to be pagan because they have sex with animals,n she spat on me n told me to burn..."
Sounds like the only thing she could have done better was to beat some sense into you with a cluebat before she left.
Actually, I have heard of a few ancient sects that did have rituals where they'd do the sex with animals. They don't do it anymore though.
Like, get fucked by a bear to gain his protection, and if you survive it also proves how strong you are.
It may have been someone bullshitting on the internet, but I did hear it from a non-christian source.
well,thats wat i was told!!!
And do you believe everything you're told?
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I'm talking at a fundie. Of course he does.
On the grounds that Human beings are, in fact, animals. Then this is actually true.
/she should have became christian like me.../
Yes, everyone should become just like you. A brainwashed, ignorant, stupid little fundie. Otherwise, she and other people who are not like you do not deserve to live. Please excuse me as I retreat to the toilet to vomit.
I despise these retards who believe everything "someone" tells them.
Obama's a Muslim
I could go on but what would be the point. It's not like it's that difficult to verify things anymore. Not with the internet. I guess they're really too stupid to do that too.
"pagan's fuck animals"
No I don't. Don't listen to a damn thing them sheep tell ya, they lie all the time. And I ain't no pagan, neither.
"i warned my ex-frend not to choose to be pagan because they have sex with animals,n she spat on me n told me to burn...she made the wrong choice,she should have became christian like me..."
So what if she spat on you and cursed you? That's the proper response when Christians try to proselytize people.
I told Glen not to be a fundie! I warned her not to be an evangelical because they lose their ability to use grammar, but she just spat on me and told me that I wold burn... She chose wrong, she should have chosen reality.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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