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[How do Christians who deny the big bang explain all of the evidence for it?

Einstein's general theory of relativity implies that the universe cannot be static; it must be either expanding or contracting.]

Oh yeah and I guess Einstien saw this all happen. Einstien was a dreamer.

God on the other hand made everything, I know because I know God, you on the other hand do not know Einstien...

Phil W, Yahoo! Answers 7 Comments [6/30/2008 6:54:37 AM]
Fundie Index: 2
Submitted By: Jack
WTF?! || meh

Tom S. Fox

Yeah, right, you know god.
I bet you go drinking together on the weekends.

1/1/2009 9:38:12 AM

Ronni Bom

Alright then. Then make God call me. He should know my number, he is omnipotent, right?

1/1/2009 10:37:31 AM


Technically, he would have to be omniscient to know your phonenumber... But who cares? An omnipotent god could just scream it out for the whole world to hear instead.

1/1/2009 10:23:19 PM


If you know god, tell us, what is his real name?

1/1/2009 10:30:49 PM


What kind of women does he go for?

1/2/2009 4:24:05 PM


Ask him why he has this thing for foreskins, eh?

There are many people alive who can prove they have met and conversed with Einstein.

As far as god goes... Who was it that said, "Talk is cheap"?

1/2/2009 5:58:49 PM



Well, tell him he's a dick for making me lose my keys the other day.

8/6/2010 2:09:10 PM