Bringer-of-Light #fundie physforum.com

I get so tired of people talking about apes having something to do with evolution. There is a simple explanation for why apes seem to have evolved. I imagine that we are all familiar with the Biblical story of Cain and Abel. Cain killed Abel and was then cursed by God and cast out from his family to wander the world. Well the Bible says that Cain found a wife. Everyone thinks that this is weird since there are no women on earth other than those with Adam and his family; there is an explanation. Cain married one of the apes of old and became the progenitor of new types of apes. Since this change happened it looks like apes have evolved but they really haven't evolved much. The apes of old were much different than the apes of today and Cains actions were horrible. The abomination that Cain created is why God decreed that man and animal could no longer reproduce together.

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