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[Written in giant text]
MILLIONS SUCKED UP IN CERN BLACK HOLE!
Will thatl be the headlines the morning after the rapture?
Rapture Ready, who else?
[6/30/2008 6:41:16 AM]
Fundie Index: 4
You're a fucking moron. If CERN did somehow create a black hole there would be no headlines.
9/1/2008 5:30:49 PM
Um, if CERN did make a black hole with its particle accelerator, then it would last for less than a millisecond, not long enough to devour even the smallest of mass. And the chances of it even doing it in the first place are literally at least one in a million.
7/11/2009 6:25:39 AM
Black hole sucking people doesn't headlines make. /Yoda
7/11/2009 6:30:44 AM
"Will thatl be the headlines the morning after the rapture?"
More like 'MILLIONS OF RAPTARDS SUCKED OFF BY GOD', amirite?
7/11/2009 7:44:57 AM
Wasn't it like 144000 virgin males, that would go upwards? What is a cern?
*skipps off to wikipedia*
Ahaaaa! So all the people who will be raptured lives around Geneva, do they?
7/11/2009 9:21:47 AM
If CERN creates a black hole (which is very, very unlikely) it's not likely to suck up certain people, it's likely to suck up everything.
3/28/2010 1:32:22 AM
I'm more worried that Darkseid might step out of it
It's like a "Boom Tube" (CR Jack Kirby) in many ways.
Hey! Just as likely as your story
3/28/2010 6:40:56 AM
Words fucking fail me.
8/29/2012 1:26:08 AM
Filin De Blanc
Just because you don't know what a black hole actually is doesn't mean the rest of us don't.
8/29/2012 2:01:41 AM
"Pink Flying Elephants Dive Bomb Manhattan" is a headline we will see in the New York Times before that one.
8/30/2012 1:43:53 AM
More likely to be
"THEY'VE GONE!!! EARTH PARTYS. PLANETARY IQ DOUBLES INSTANTLY"
8/30/2012 2:12:16 AM