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MILLIONS SUCKED UP IN CERN BLACK HOLE!

Will thatl be the headlines the morning after the rapture?

gratefulberean, Rapture Ready, who else? 11 Comments [6/30/2008 6:41:16 AM]
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You're a fucking moron. If CERN did somehow create a black hole there would be no headlines.

9/1/2008 5:30:49 PM

X

Um, if CERN did make a black hole with its particle accelerator, then it would last for less than a millisecond, not long enough to devour even the smallest of mass. And the chances of it even doing it in the first place are literally at least one in a million.

7/11/2009 6:25:39 AM

Clown

Black hole sucking people doesn't headlines make. /Yoda

7/11/2009 6:30:44 AM

Anon-e-moose

"Will thatl be the headlines the morning after the rapture?"

More like 'MILLIONS OF RAPTARDS SUCKED OFF BY GOD', amirite?

X3

7/11/2009 7:44:57 AM

Swedish Pagan

Wasn't it like 144000 virgin males, that would go upwards? What is a cern?

*skipps off to wikipedia*
Ahaaaa! So all the people who will be raptured lives around Geneva, do they?

7/11/2009 9:21:47 AM

anti-nonsense

If CERN creates a black hole (which is very, very unlikely) it's not likely to suck up certain people, it's likely to suck up everything.

3/28/2010 1:32:22 AM

Canadiest

I'm more worried that Darkseid might step out of it

It's like a "Boom Tube" (CR Jack Kirby) in many ways.

Hey! Just as likely as your story

3/28/2010 6:40:56 AM

Ebon

Words fucking fail me.

8/29/2012 1:26:08 AM

Filin De Blanc

Just because you don't know what a black hole actually is doesn't mean the rest of us don't.

8/29/2012 2:01:41 AM

Justanotheratheist

"Pink Flying Elephants Dive Bomb Manhattan" is a headline we will see in the New York Times before that one.

8/30/2012 1:43:53 AM

rubber chicken

More likely to be
"THEY'VE GONE!!! EARTH PARTYS. PLANETARY IQ DOUBLES INSTANTLY"

8/30/2012 2:12:16 AM
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