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Stupid atheists. Stop listening to deluded scientists and think for yourselves. The Bible is the only truth. Questioning the validity of the Bible is both delusional and narrow-minded. If something contradicts the Bible then it is wrong. Period.

rabidanimal42, YouTube 22 Comments [6/30/2008 4:22:43 PM]
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aaa

You don't think at all.

7/1/2008 12:07:15 PM

Fernando

WE ARE TEH FUNDY. LOWER YOUR INTELLIGENCE AND SURRENDER YOUR COMMON SENSE. WE WILL ASSIMILATTE YOUR CULTURAL AND MORAL DIFERENCES INTO OUR OWN. RESISTANCE IS FUTILE

8/3/2008 10:38:04 PM

DarkfireTaimatsu

Stupid fundies. Stop listening to deluded preachers and think for yourselves. There are many different truths. Not questioning the validity of the Bible is both delusional and narrow-minded. If something is in the Bible then it is wrong. Period.

Fixed.

8/3/2008 10:55:09 PM

Grigadil

Opposite Day.

8/3/2008 11:30:35 PM

thelivingguano

Yeah! Think for yourselves! Do not Question the Bible! Questioning things is narrow-minded! War is Peace! Love is Hate!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Doublethink

7/21/2009 6:48:33 AM

Swedish Pagan

Think for ourselves? That's what we've been doing, and that is what's resulted in the atheism and agnosticism. We want valid evidence that the Bible is true, let alone "the only truth", before we will think ourselves into Christianity.

Questioning the validity of something (the Bible, the Quran, On the Origin of Species, Hansel and Gretl, you-name-it) is what constitutes thinking for yourself, stupid, and it will broaden your mind to know more things.

If something contradicts the Bible, then the Bible is wrong. Yes, you are absolutely correct there, rabidanimal.
Rabid animal? What a nice Christian name...

7/21/2009 6:57:51 AM

Anon-e-moose

Was going to 'fix' this, but DarkfireTaimatsu was there before me (nice one!). rabidanimal42 is either a poe, or is further proof that once you 'receive the Holy Spirit' into your heart, your irony is surgically removed at the same time. Thus:

"Stupid atheists. Stop listening to deluded scientists and think for yourselves. The Bible is the only truth. Questioning the validity of the Bible is both delusional and narrow-minded. If something contradicts the Bible then it is wrong. Period."

It burnsss usss preciousss!

@Swedish Pagan

"Rabid animal? What a nice Christian name..."

It certainly explains the attitude of fundies.

7/21/2009 7:01:57 AM

Kevin Klawitter


Woop. There goes my irony meter.

2/22/2010 8:29:00 PM

louislois

Do you have any physcial evidence proving any existence of your god?

Didn't think so....

2/22/2010 8:33:53 PM

Quantum Mechanic

The babble contradicts itself.
Deal with it.

2/22/2010 9:19:46 PM

Angua

Wow. Do you know what "narrow-minded" actually means? Or delusional?

Because the way you're using those words makes no sense.

You see, words actually have meanings. And you can find out what they mean by using these things called dictionaries . . . maybe you should get one.

2/24/2010 1:22:49 AM

Allegory for Jesus

"If facts contradict the Bible, it's the Bible that's right!"

[Note: If you believe the above, not only are you a fundie, but you are beyond hope]

8/7/2010 6:22:33 PM

Meph

Sounds like a Poe to me.

8/7/2010 7:02:20 PM

Quantum Mechanic

The babble contradicts itself.

Read it sometime.

8/7/2010 7:17:37 PM

The Duelist

Yep, dis here "reality" doohickey don't exist, only da Bable is true, so stay aawy from them there smart folks and doan take no red pills, jest lick up everthang I tells ya.

8/9/2010 12:20:50 PM

Renon

wow. just, wow. mr pot, meet mr kettle.

2/18/2011 1:08:44 PM

Justanotheratheist

We do think for ourselves. That's why we're atheists. And will remain so, until such time as you find me a four legged insect or prove that pi=3.

2/19/2011 1:08:43 AM

Blarghonius

Just because you blindly believe something doesn't mean everyone does.

3/12/2013 9:18:15 PM

GigaGuess

That is a very...ah...interesting definition of "think for yourself" you have there.

3/12/2013 9:54:08 PM

anti-nonsense

"Think for yourself, accept the validity of the Bible without question!"

Yeah, that makes lots of sense. Not.

3/12/2013 10:42:05 PM



Don't you mean "stop thinking for yourself, never question the validity of the Bible, be narrow-minded"?

To us normal people, thinking for yourself IS to question things. NOT to question things is to be narrow-minded.

3/13/2013 1:35:33 AM



Stupid fundies. Stop listening to deluded preachers and think for yourselves. Science is the only truth. Questioning the validity of the science is both delusional and narrow-minded. If something contradicts science and observation then it is wrong. Period.

Fixed.

3/13/2013 1:51:52 AM
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