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(Some guy posts that he'd like to stay on earth after the rapture, to help bring people who are left behind to god, which is admirable, if a bit silly... and being the compassionate Christians they are, Rapture Ready expresses horror at the idea of trying to help other human beings...)

"You are the second person I have heard say this, and it is just as unfathomable. No offense, but are you nuts? Call me an escapist or whatever- I want out! I'd prefer not to be a martyr either...for that matter."

"You have got to be joking! If you are saved, you are going at the rapture! Why would you even contemplate having to spend another minute in this world? I don't mean to be harsh but when that moment arrives, God is not going to need your "help" bringing people to Christ."

"You've read the Left Behind Novels, and now think staying behind would be a noble thing. You're not the first person I've heard, in this case read, say this. Believe me, you do not want to be left behind."

(More selfish fundie crap found through the link... the whole thread is very amusing and stupid.)

(multiple), Rapture Ready 11 Comments [6/30/2008 2:33:48 AM]
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Rambler

Sad... Just pathetic, proof on how hateful the RR idiots are.

7/6/2008 9:27:53 PM

Joe

You really are a bunch of repugnant, malignant wankers aren't you

7/6/2008 9:31:41 PM

Canadiest

If there was a god of love and compassion, you lot are out

7/6/2008 9:34:39 PM

DarkfireTaimatsu

Wow. Whenever one thinks Rapture Ready has hit rock-bottom, they just keep on digging deeper.

7/6/2008 9:36:41 PM

realityman

The essence of RR morality. I've got mine, to hell with you! Salvation by faith is in final analysis eminenently selfish but this takes the theme to a new level. Arrogant bastards!

7/6/2008 9:40:40 PM

CeilingCat

Aaaahhhh, self-centered much?

7/6/2008 9:40:52 PM

aaa

This is a comedy goldmine.

7/7/2008 9:40:10 PM

Grigadil

That's right, rapturetards, revoke his death-cult privileges. He betrayed you all by wanting to help the living survivors.

7/7/2008 10:10:53 PM

HazelHolly

Judging by your attitudes and the fact that God is supposed to be loving, rewarding GOOD DEEDS...

Why do any of you think you'd be going at a rapture? Heck, I think that the folks here on FSTDT are much better candidates to be raptured because they're much better people then you raptards. They actually have compassion, for a start.

1/1/2010 10:24:47 AM

Phisshy

I'd rather choose to be a hero than a bystander.

If God wants to flood the world with demons, they are going to have to go through a minefield, a forest of barbed wire, a nest of sentry guns, and a hail of bullets before they can drag me and those left behind to hell.

1/1/2010 12:38:09 PM

Caustic Gnostic

Every year, god sends his rapture express [tornadoes] to the Midwest, but Raptards are too chicken to climb on board.

There's a test of faith involved, you fools, you should think that's implicit in the deal, the way your god jerks you around. You must step into the tornado. Step into the tornado.

No guts -- no glory.

1/1/2010 12:59:00 PM
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