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I am so upset right now I don`t know what to do. I just moved here June 2nd. On the way home from work today, I saw a sign in a church window, for their website, and when I came home today I looked it up.

It had a section marked GLTB. I went in and read it. It was about what the Bible says about gays/lesbians, transgenders, and bisexuals - ALL LIES, of course.

At the bottom of this filth was the question, in caps = would Jesus discriminate?

I simply cannot believe this. Someone please tell me my lying eyes are wrong!

Goldie, RR 19 Comments [6/30/2008 6:52:54 AM]
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ClockWorkOrange

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA! Welcome to the twentyfirst century, BITCH.

7/3/2008 7:52:51 PM

ID82

This ones been posted before.

7/3/2008 8:21:06 PM

F

Repeat.

7/3/2008 8:30:55 PM

JSS

Yes it's horrible when people distort the loving God's beautiful message of hate and discrimination into the disgusting message of love and inclusion. What IS this world coming to?

Sorry Goldie, it's only getting better for gays as time goes on. Don't like it? Well move to Iran or Saudi Arabia where they still persecute gays. I'm sure those Muslim extremists over there would love to hear a Christian deliver the message of "good news" from your god!

2/22/2009 3:30:47 AM

Mitch

Wait? You're telling me there is a church that actually isn't full of lying fundamentalists??? OMG!!!

2/22/2009 3:34:07 AM

a mind far far away

No, but your brain is.

2/22/2009 6:56:35 AM

NotThere

"I am so upset right now I don`t know what to do."

We're very glad to hear that, you fucktard.

2/22/2009 7:34:14 AM

EllwyenDarwin

My my you poor thing the twenty-first century must be so hard for you.

5/18/2009 9:55:05 PM

Lilith

That sounds like what a church should be.

5/19/2009 1:57:54 AM

Kayube

The Bible doesn't say anything about transgenders. It Just Bugs Me that people throw them in with the other groups that the Bible DOES pretty much hate.

2/16/2010 6:25:54 PM

GigaGuess

@Lilith

Hear hear. One that really means it when they talk about love, acceptance and community.

2/16/2010 6:49:52 PM

Swede

Yes, you are wrong, of course Jesus wouldn't discriminate.

2/17/2010 1:14:40 AM

Philbert McAdamia

WHAAAAT?!!! A tolerant church?
Oh noes!!!!11!@!!2#$!!!h1tLeR!!!

2/17/2010 2:10:12 AM

Anon-e-moose

"I am so upset right now I don`t know what to do. I just moved here June 2nd. On the way home from work today, I saw a sign in a church window, for their website, and when I came home today I looked it up.

It had a section marked GLTB. I went in and read it. It was about what the Bible says about gays/lesbians, transgenders, and bisexuals - ALL LIES, of course.

At the bottom of this filth was the question, in caps = would Jesus discriminate?

I simply cannot believe this. Someone please tell me my lying eyes are wrong!"

I'd say you're wrong, Goldie. Jesus exhorted his followers to 'Love your fellow man'. He wore a dress. He hung around with twelve men, two of whom were sailors. Just sayin'.

(*Walks off, whistling "In The Navy" by The Village People*)

2/17/2010 10:15:46 AM

JohnTheAtheist

I'll bet that Goldie was masturbating when she reading about the GLBT on the internet.

2/17/2010 11:12:28 AM



Your lying eyes are wrong.

1/1/2011 2:53:56 PM

Anon

How can it be lies when they are quoting the original text?

For example, see the quotes and commentary at http://www.religioustolerance.org/hom_bmar.htm

Unless you are admitting that it should not be taken literally ...

1/1/2011 6:06:23 PM

Quantum Mechanic

Jesus never existed, shit-for-brains.

9/3/2013 6:17:00 AM

Anon-e-moose

1- That little titbit of Leviticus - which you lot base your whole homophobic mindset on - doesn't apply to Gentiles such as you; after all, you wear poly-cotton clothing, eat pork & shellfish, and work on a Saturday, do you not...?!

2- You know less about your own 'beliefs' than we Atheists do. We know that there isn't so much as one mention of homosexuality by your Jesus (who is God, natch) in the New Testament, so it's obvious to even Stevie Wonder that your 'God' has changed his mind about homosexuals. And we Atheists - just like Professors of Theology - know that the New Testament renders the Old Testament - including Levitical Law (especially that titbit you cling to with a death-grip for the sake of your own hatred's & discriminatory mindset's right to exist) - null and void.

3- ?????

4- Your precious 'Word of God' is a lie. And therefore so are your 'beliefs'. After all, you cannot spell 'Belief' without the word LIE.

9/3/2013 6:53:37 AM
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