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I think the lie will be that the antichrist is the good guy and that Jesus is the bad guy which is why all of earth gathers to fight the alien invader ( Jesus) at amageddon!

dougcsc, RR 7 Comments [6/30/2008 4:40:58 PM]
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Is this scientology?

10/21/2008 6:34:20 PM

a mind far far away

But since Jesus is made out to be a good guy, does that make him antichrist? And if that is true, does that mean he's against himself? I know I've said this several times before on this board, but I think Jesus and/or god has MPD.

10/21/2008 6:36:36 PM

Allegory for Jesus

So the Rapturists will convince us that this is the case and get us to all believe that the good guy is the bad guy and the bad guy is the good guy. But then, in a dramatic twist ending, it turns out that the the good guy that was secretly the bad guy was actually good the whole time! You killed Jeebus, you bastards! Try again next time.

7/22/2010 2:16:18 PM

Amadaun

I like this one. ^^

7/27/2010 9:17:43 PM



That... would honestly be hilarious. Where do I sign up for the army of the anti-christ? I mean, you get to fight angels...

7/28/2010 2:22:28 AM

DviniT

can jesus be played by a 1980s Jackie chan? please?

7/28/2010 4:59:50 PM



I think the lie will be that the antichrist is the good guy and that Jesus is the bad guy which is why all of earth gathers to fight the alien invader ( Jesus) at amageddon!

Right, so I guess if, by some VERY remote chance, some alien race did invade Earth, we know which side you'll be killing for. Treasonous pig!

7/28/2010 5:31:08 PM
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