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Yes, folks, it is true. It is incumbent upon us Watchmen to evangelize and to warn--despite any ridicule or persecution that may result. We have eyes to see and ears to hear while so many around us choose to be dumb and blind--self-afflicted with a malignant case of Cranial Rectumitis. Through prayer and guidance from our Lord we may be able to peform a "healing" of sorts for some of these people. We may be plastic surgeons guided by the Holy Spirit, using scripture, our walks, and our talks as a scalpel to perfrom the neccessary surgery to undo the "CR" that so many around us are content to suffer from.

JY11, RaptureReady 6 Comments [6/30/2008 5:03:51 PM]
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Who watches the watchmen?

7/1/2008 11:57:35 AM

:)

Your words are like an abattoir of retarded children.

5/3/2009 7:46:23 PM

Nowonmai

Put the cap back on the glue and step away. Your brain is melting.

5/3/2009 7:53:40 PM

Allegory for Jesus

Oh so wise. Teach us to see the obvious, oh enlightened one. Perform your Christ lobotomies so that we may see as you see! See beyond our own rectum into the great beyond that is our small intestine.

7/18/2010 6:25:23 PM



"It is incumbent upon us Watchmen to evangelize and to warn..."

And the rest of the world looked up and said, "No."

10/10/2010 1:50:09 PM

Anon

>>Cranial Rectumitis<<

Translating "You have your head up your ass" into bad Latin does not make you sound smart.

10/10/2010 5:12:45 PM
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