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You can save the world 10x and you still won't get into heaven unless you accept Jesus as your savior. Don't be fooled, hell is filled with good people.

Bringer-of-Light, PhysOrg 35 Comments [6/30/2008 7:22:09 PM]
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Janus

So God is a terrible person then?

7/2/2008 1:57:45 PM

Moondog

It'll be good to be with these good people, rather than the narrow-minded assholes in heaven.

7/2/2008 2:14:42 PM

Somebody

It does say in the Bible that whoever believes in Jesus will be saved. But it's such a shame that many Christians I've met/seen ignore my existance or are complete assholes.

Even though they're labeled as the violent suicide-bombing type, I have yet seen one Muslim that's ignorant or rude.

7/2/2008 2:48:23 PM

Grigadil

Moondog beat me to it: Hell is filled with the good people, and heaven with the defects.

7/2/2008 2:56:23 PM

GigaGuess

And you reconcile God as a good being...how, again?

7/2/2008 3:03:34 PM

Horsefeathers

"Don't be fooled, hell is filled with good people."

And heaven is filled with people like Hitler and Jeffrey Dahmer. Isn't that whole "accept Jesus, go to heaven" bullshit a bitch? Look who you'll be spending eternity with.

7/2/2008 3:04:34 PM

Freboy

Bringer-of-Light has made it so obvious. Being Christian has nothing to do with being a good person. They just want the good afterlife.

Does that mean you can drop the bullshit about good people then?

7/2/2008 3:11:59 PM

StridentLobster

You know what they say:

"Heaven for the scenery, Hell for the company."

7/2/2008 3:52:50 PM

David B.

This is (a) one more small reason why I don't believe your fairy stories, and (b) one fairly big reason why I wouldn't bow to your god even in the face of incontrovertible evidence of his existence.

7/2/2008 4:05:26 PM

David B.

"Don't be fooled, hell is filled with good people."

I guess it'd have to be, Heaven certainly isn't!

7/2/2008 4:06:42 PM

Anonymous

Ironic that the poster's name is 'Bringer-of-Light'

7/2/2008 5:22:35 PM

french student

If so, your god is not worthy of respect, let alone worship.

7/2/2008 5:45:07 PM

Tormentor of Religion

So you can be worse than Hitler, but still go to heaven if you accept Jesus?

3/23/2009 10:50:57 AM

JohnTheAtheist

This guy is telling me not to be fooled?

3/23/2009 12:05:17 PM

Tormentor of Religion

So heaven's a place for selfish, arrogant, sadistic, sons of bitches?
No, thanks, I'd rather rally Hell's armies against your "mighty" and "just" "lord".

4/4/2009 2:23:43 PM

Clown

So, I'll be in a good company then. Phew, I feel much better now. Thanks. Hell would be awesome place if real.

4/4/2009 2:31:18 PM

KillerOfTheSun

Heaven sounds like an awful scenario with the likes of Kirk Cameron,Rubben Studdard and Ann Coulter keeping this mad god company.But then again one has to be looney to want to have them around for eternity.

4/16/2009 7:49:03 PM

The WAAM Burglar

Killing sprees for Jeebus! w00t

Oh wait, religion does not determine objective morality...aaawwwwwww :(

4/16/2009 8:53:25 PM

aaa

And you guys call this system justice.

5/7/2009 2:05:29 PM

AHR

if that really is the case, screw heaven, I'm heading for hell. Devil knows the best tunes after all.

11/26/2009 9:45:24 AM

Caustic Gnostic

If "hell is filled with good people", does that mean god only lets fuckheads into heaven?

11/26/2009 10:08:45 AM

anti-nonsense

Then your God is a dick, and I'd rather be in Hell then in Heaven with a lot of self-righteous dickwads.

good thing Heaven and Hell don't exist and neither does your god. Which means that YOU and yours are the only real dicks here.

11/26/2009 10:16:08 AM

Kuyohashi

If that is true, then God is an asshole and does not deserve to be revered, honoured, or worshipped.

But since he doesn't exist, it's all moot anyways. So there.

2/25/2011 10:44:55 PM

Justanotheratheist

So it pays to be a complete douchebag as long as you kiss Jesus' arse than to be a good person who doesn't?

Fuck you and your useless fucking religion. Thank fuck it's all fake anyway.

2/26/2011 1:05:36 AM

Renon

This religion of yours is making less and less sense.

5/28/2011 8:07:14 PM
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