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There was once a dig in siberia where they drilled to a new record depth and broke into a hollow chamber only to heae the screams of those from hell. If you haven't heard of this I know why. Atheists control the media and they suppress this sore of thing. They do the same to ghost sightings.

Bringer-of-Light, PhysOrg 35 Comments [6/30/2008 8:18:30 PM]
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Everly

Atheists control the media? How convenient for your argument. What about all of the conservative commentators? What about all of the media focus placed on religion in any election? The list goes on...

7/2/2008 1:56:06 PM

Marcusm

Rod/Todd Flanders: "Lies make baby Jesus cry."

7/2/2008 2:16:33 PM

Grigadil

There is a corps of shock troops hiding in the New York sewers. They are zombies, so they don't give a shit about being hurt. They await the Go signal from the Antichrist.

Deceased Christers are the most tractable zombies.

7/2/2008 2:48:24 PM

Blackclaw

I read that story!

In Weekly World News...


7/2/2008 2:54:52 PM

Horsefeathers

That's called an "urban legend" BoL.

7/2/2008 3:02:55 PM

Freboy

This sort of thing, they believe because some distant rumour told them.

Evolution, backed up by tons and tons of scientific research they reject...

7/2/2008 3:20:21 PM

GrouchyOldBear

Retard

7/2/2008 3:38:23 PM

GigaGuess

And yet, you have no proof of this yourself. You're gonna screech about a world-wide conspiracy, you need a wee bit more to look more like a ranting lunatic.

7/2/2008 3:47:52 PM

satellites

ok. I'll bite. Who dug? Where in siberia? When? What depth did they drill to? Is there any recorded evidence of this?

Yeah. I thought not.

7/2/2008 3:52:10 PM

Kim

Lying for Jesus.

7/2/2008 4:00:18 PM

Anonymous

I've read the account and heard the supposed recording. This has been proven to be made up a long time ago. The guy who possessed the recording even admitted that he passed it on to some radio/tv preacher just to see how far they would run with it. Do an internet search on something like siberia+drilled+hell+recording and you will probably find what you need to know.

7/2/2008 5:25:27 PM



Yes its clearly a fake, but the fundies will blame that on the 'atheist' media. Freboy hit the nail on the head, they will believe things like this but not evolution. It makes me sick. They have already decided what the truth is and they won't believe anything that goes against it.

7/3/2008 5:35:25 PM

Allegory for Jesus

Ahhh, yes...and there are alligators in the sewers and Albert Einstein once evangelized to a teacher of his about how evil is the absence of good. The atheists are just out to lie about all this undeniable TROOOOOF!!!

7/3/2008 5:41:31 PM

ozznova

I heard that recording.

It's actually from "The Devil and Miss Jones." (I'm not fucking joking, that's what it's actually from.)

7/3/2008 6:20:14 PM

Amanduh

http://www.snopes.com/religion/wellhell.asp

Educate thyself, Bringer-of-Douche.

7/3/2008 8:02:26 PM

Bacon

I wish atheists really did control the media... then we wouldn't be the Least Trusted Group in America (tm)

7/3/2008 8:43:09 PM

Dr. Shrinker

Hmm, Bringer-of-Light, isn't that the translation of "Lucifer?"

2/10/2009 6:59:11 PM

Anti - Dei

I LOL'D.

7/7/2009 10:42:38 PM

YesNoMaybe

The Book of Revelation says that God will destroy Earth and create a new Earth (and new Heaven, strangely enough). If Hell is within the planet Earth, how is it that the damned souls will be tormented eternally -- will Hell not be destroyed along with the Earth that holds it?

12/2/2009 9:42:08 AM

YesNoMaybe

Double post, sry.

12/2/2009 9:42:12 AM

anti-nonsense

I've heard of it. It's a hoax. The guy who made the tape even admitted it eventually. You people just make yourselves look real silly when you go on about stuff like that.

12/2/2009 10:32:20 AM

kat

Whoa! People still believe this hoax? I thought that blew over years ago. You know, when it was revealed as a hoax.

12/2/2009 11:53:54 AM

JDC1

"There once was a..."
Many grade school fairy tales start that way.

12/2/2009 3:39:24 PM

louislois

I thought Jews control the media....

12/2/2009 5:20:52 PM

Philbert McAdamia

There once was a dig in Siberia
Said Ivan to Yuri, “I hear ya,
With the screams from below
And the wind and the snow
It ain’t warm enough, quite, to cheer ya.

Just a hole in the ground, I’ll admit.
It’s useless and not worth a shit
But the fundies will claim
It and hell are the same.
Try to teach them and they’ll throw a fit.”

12/2/2009 10:36:27 PM
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