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There was once a dig in siberia where they drilled to a new record depth and broke into a hollow chamber only to heae the screams of those from hell. If you haven't heard of this I know why. Atheists control the media and they suppress this sore of thing. They do the same to ghost sightings.

Bringer-of-Light, PhysOrg 33 Comments [6/30/2008 8:18:30 PM]
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#569126
Everly

Atheists control the media? How convenient for your argument. What about all of the conservative commentators? What about all of the media focus placed on religion in any election? The list goes on...

7/2/2008 1:56:06 PM

#569162
Marcusm

Rod/Todd Flanders: "Lies make baby Jesus cry."

7/2/2008 2:16:33 PM

#569211
Grigadil

There is a corps of shock troops hiding in the New York sewers. They are zombies, so they don't give a shit about being hurt. They await the Go signal from the Antichrist.

Deceased Christers are the most tractable zombies.

7/2/2008 2:48:24 PM

#569231
Blackclaw

I read that story!

In Weekly World News...


7/2/2008 2:54:52 PM

#569243
Horsefeathers

That's called an "urban legend" BoL.

7/2/2008 3:02:55 PM

#569263
Freboy

This sort of thing, they believe because some distant rumour told them.

Evolution, backed up by tons and tons of scientific research they reject...

7/2/2008 3:20:21 PM

#569290
GrouchyOldBear

Retard

7/2/2008 3:38:23 PM

#569309
GigaGuess

And yet, you have no proof of this yourself. You're gonna screech about a world-wide conspiracy, you need a wee bit more to look more like a ranting lunatic.

7/2/2008 3:47:52 PM

#569321
satellites

ok. I'll bite. Who dug? Where in siberia? When? What depth did they drill to? Is there any recorded evidence of this?

Yeah. I thought not.

7/2/2008 3:52:10 PM

#569336
Kim

Lying for Jesus.

7/2/2008 4:00:18 PM

#569443
Anonymous

I've read the account and heard the supposed recording. This has been proven to be made up a long time ago. The guy who possessed the recording even admitted that he passed it on to some radio/tv preacher just to see how far they would run with it. Do an internet search on something like siberia+drilled+hell+recording and you will probably find what you need to know.

7/2/2008 5:25:27 PM

#571021


Yes its clearly a fake, but the fundies will blame that on the 'atheist' media. Freboy hit the nail on the head, they will believe things like this but not evolution. It makes me sick. They have already decided what the truth is and they won't believe anything that goes against it.

7/3/2008 5:35:25 PM

#571033
Allegory for Jesus

Ahhh, yes...and there are alligators in the sewers and Albert Einstein once evangelized to a teacher of his about how evil is the absence of good. The atheists are just out to lie about all this undeniable TROOOOOF!!!

7/3/2008 5:41:31 PM

#571072
ozznova

I heard that recording.

It's actually from "The Devil and Miss Jones." (I'm not fucking joking, that's what it's actually from.)

7/3/2008 6:20:14 PM

#571250
Amanduh

http://www.snopes.com/religion/wellhell.asp

Educate thyself, Bringer-of-Douche.

7/3/2008 8:02:26 PM

#571309
Bacon

I wish atheists really did control the media... then we wouldn't be the Least Trusted Group in America (tm)

7/3/2008 8:43:09 PM

#892130
Dr. Shrinker

Hmm, Bringer-of-Light, isn't that the translation of "Lucifer?"

2/10/2009 6:59:11 PM

#983740
Anti - Dei

I LOL'D.

7/7/2009 10:42:38 PM

#1065586
YesNoMaybe

The Book of Revelation says that God will destroy Earth and create a new Earth (and new Heaven, strangely enough). If Hell is within the planet Earth, how is it that the damned souls will be tormented eternally -- will Hell not be destroyed along with the Earth that holds it?

12/2/2009 9:42:08 AM

#1065587
YesNoMaybe

Double post, sry.

12/2/2009 9:42:12 AM

#1065627
anti-nonsense

I've heard of it. It's a hoax. The guy who made the tape even admitted it eventually. You people just make yourselves look real silly when you go on about stuff like that.

12/2/2009 10:32:20 AM

#1065706
kat

Whoa! People still believe this hoax? I thought that blew over years ago. You know, when it was revealed as a hoax.

12/2/2009 11:53:54 AM

#1065856
JDC1

"There once was a..."
Many grade school fairy tales start that way.

12/2/2009 3:39:24 PM

#1065889
louislois

I thought Jews control the media....

12/2/2009 5:20:52 PM

#1065974
Philbert McAdamia

There once was a dig in Siberia
Said Ivan to Yuri, “I hear ya,
With the screams from below
And the wind and the snow
It ain’t warm enough, quite, to cheer ya.

Just a hole in the ground, I’ll admit.
It’s useless and not worth a shit
But the fundies will claim
It and hell are the same.
Try to teach them and they’ll throw a fit.”

12/2/2009 10:36:27 PM
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