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I am so upset right now I don`t know what to do. I just moved here June 2nd. On the way home from work today, I saw a sign in a church window, for their website, and when I came home today I looked it up.

It had a section marked GLTB. I went in and read it. It was about what the Bible says about gays/lesbians, transgenders, and bisexuals - ALL LIES, of course.

At the bottom of this filth was the question, in caps = would Jesus discriminate?

I simply cannot believe this. Someone please tell me my lying eyes are wrong!

Goldie, Rapture Ready 53 Comments [7/1/2008 2:29:07 AM]
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DaMentalFunism

Nope, your lying eyes are right.

7/1/2008 2:31:02 AM

Hadron

You can't hide your lyin' eyes
And your smile is a thin disguise
I thought by now you'd realize
There ain't no way to hide your lyin eyes

7/1/2008 2:41:45 AM

MM

It's true. You're definitely a bigot.

7/1/2008 2:42:15 AM

Godbuster

Kinda like Neo when he awoke from the matrix, only this time, it's reality.

7/1/2008 2:42:21 AM

Milking the Catz

It was about what the Bible says about gays/lesbians, transgenders, and bisexuals - ALL LIES, of course.

I agree, what the bible says is all lies, lolol.

7/1/2008 2:43:38 AM

Illuminatalie

If I were you, I'd eat a whole lotta alka-seltzer tablets.

7/1/2008 2:49:55 AM

Allegory for Jesus

"NOOOOOOOOO! They are not interpretting obscure Old Testament passages as condemnations of homosexuals, and are spreading filthy lies about Jesus being tolerant and non-judgmental! What has become of us!!!"

7/1/2008 2:49:55 AM

Punchybird

So I guess you looked these quotes up in the bible to see if they really were there or not? Right? How can you say it's a lie, if you didn't check? You can't say you didn't have a bible can you?

7/1/2008 2:51:16 AM

Furlong

Maybe if they actually read the Bible, they would realize that Jesus had absolutely nothing to say about homosexuality

7/1/2008 2:51:47 AM

Pyroclasm

I don't know. The bible is such a poor source of knowledge about the actual, historical Jesus that there is no way of knowing if he'd discriminate against gay people or not.

7/1/2008 2:53:37 AM

F

@Hadron:

I was also thinking of that song.

7/1/2008 2:55:02 AM

Horsefeathers

"At the bottom of this filth was the question, in caps = would Jesus discriminate?"

No. No he wouldn't. Read your fucking Bible. Your Jesus hung out primarily with the dregs of society. You know, prostitutes, tax collectors, "heretics" of various sorts. Doesn't sound like the judgmental sort to me.

7/1/2008 2:58:25 AM

DaMentalFunism

The similies on the bottom of this post on the RR board add to the horror. There is a line of five of them. Three are praying piously, one staring about itself in horror, and the other is trapped in a loop of weeping inconsolably.

7/1/2008 3:04:40 AM

Mudflappus

If thine eye offends thee, pluck it out. . .

7/1/2008 3:25:47 AM

sofia the antichrist -- JESUS PLEASE COME SOON!

You're right, everything in the bible IS lies!

7/1/2008 3:27:44 AM

aaa

Once you have seen it, you can't unsee it!

7/1/2008 3:34:09 AM

FundieBasher

I think this post is worthy of the Rapture Ready Picture:


7/1/2008 3:35:56 AM

Dark_Lord_Prime

Your eyes are fine. It's you that's wrong.

7/1/2008 3:38:15 AM

anonymous_troy

It's true. Jesus was a liberal.

I can't believe you couldnn't figure this out.

7/1/2008 3:43:37 AM

ChildeofMalkav

Yes, he hated jews during world war 2 but letting his best follower Hitler to do so.

7/1/2008 3:57:14 AM

Hasher

''Someone please tell me my lying eyes are wrong''? Am I the only one who thinks that sounds like a line from a really cheesy country song?

7/1/2008 4:15:45 AM

Bill O'Rly

Tolerance? In MY church?

7/1/2008 4:36:38 AM

Mike

Hate for Jesus! Yay!

7/1/2008 4:46:55 AM

Laura

DaMentalFunism:

Gotta love those RaptureReady smilies. They make everyone on the board seem like they're like 10 years old mentally. Which they are. Especially since they all put at least ten in every damn post.

7/1/2008 4:57:47 AM

Mattural Selection

Your lying eyes are wrong, because as we all know it says right there in the bible that jesus was a gay-basher. Where in the bible you say? Umm, somewhere in the back I think. You look that up while go do something over there... in the other room...

*sound of retreating footsteps, then a car starting and screaching off down the road*

7/1/2008 5:13:41 AM
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