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God does not recognise 'Gay Rights'.

Anddra, Rapture Ready! 69 Comments [7/1/2008 8:27:21 AM]
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Fishcakes

God doesn't seem to recognize anybody's inherent human rights, I've noted. Not gays, not women, not people-who-have-different-skin-colors, not people-who-subscribe-to-different-religions-but-are-nevertheless-good-people, nobody!

Good thing he ain't in charge, huh?

7/1/2008 8:29:13 AM

aaa

That's a lot of fundie in a small post.

7/1/2008 8:30:25 AM

Paler_Face

God does not recognise 'Gay Rights'.

That's because he's a dick.

7/1/2008 8:37:00 AM

FemmeFatale

Wow, that doesn't sound like a God I'd follow.

7/1/2008 8:47:57 AM

Milking the Catz

That's probably because he doesn't exist.

7/1/2008 8:48:19 AM

kingoftheheavies

Unrecognised by non-existence.

Makes sense, now.

7/1/2008 9:09:35 AM

redfergus

Does this person presume to decide what God does or doesn't recognise? How sinful is that?


7/1/2008 9:16:54 AM

Mortok

God doesn't exist.

7/1/2008 9:20:23 AM

Adamant Cane

I do not recognize god.

Funny how that works out, eh?

7/1/2008 9:24:19 AM

Thammuz

Your "God" is an asshole.

7/1/2008 9:43:45 AM

The Jamo

Well, it's a good thing he doesn't exist, I'd say.

7/1/2008 10:08:04 AM

Lady Anne

How do they know what God does or does not recognise?

7/1/2008 10:29:22 AM

upallnite

I don't think any god would like you speaking for them. If your god has a problem with something he can bring his tail down here and tell me himself.



7/1/2008 11:02:13 AM

LAchlan KotU.

Just as well I declared myself king of the universe in 2005 then.

7/1/2008 11:02:43 AM

Mister Spak

Lightning rods do not recognise god.

7/1/2008 11:04:09 AM

Doctor Whom

God doesn't recognize anyone's rights, including yours.

7/1/2008 11:11:53 AM

Firthy2002

I don't recognise God, so the point is moot.

7/1/2008 11:44:46 AM

Beeblebrox

I guess He won't be too upset when I don't recognize Him. Hey, Jehovah, get with the Human rights program or get away from me.

7/1/2008 12:00:13 PM

Fatty

Why does god always talk to homophobic idiots? It's not fair that he gives normal people the silent treatment.

7/1/2008 12:10:54 PM

Nirjuana

Yes, since he doesn't exist

7/1/2008 12:14:00 PM

Sheik yer Bouti

God doesn't recognize the rights of romans and christians to change the law that he gave more than 6000 years ago.

7/1/2008 12:42:00 PM

Mr Smith

God does not recognise 'Gay Rights'.

Did he tell you personally?

Did he give you tablets of stone at the top of a mountain?

Was there a burning bush perhaps?

Did your god yell this down in a thundering voice from behind the clouds?


No? Then STFU and GTFO!

7/1/2008 12:48:27 PM

God

GIVE THE GAYS THEIR FUCKING RIGHTS ALREADY!!!

I command you.

7/1/2008 12:50:53 PM

Blayze Kohime

This works good as a pun, since God also apparently doesn't want his followers to ever be happy.

7/1/2008 1:26:33 PM

Brenz

That's cool, cause the legal system doesn't recognize God.

7/1/2008 1:28:55 PM
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