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I have heard a lot of people, pastors, and other christians ect say this and I agree. Jesus Christ was the only God who died to save humanity from sin. Did Allah die to save the world? Did buddah die for his followers? No. Christianity is the only religion(although I dont really like using the '"R" word) where a God would love his creation so much that he would come to this Earth and suffer like he did and be nailed on a cross you, me, and every soul on the planet. Just one more thing, Christianity is a relationship with God. Not a religion. Nor do I consider myself religous. Instead I have a relationship with the one true God.
Jonathon

John.L, Flyleaffans.com 48 Comments [7/1/2008 1:26:53 AM]
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Beeblebrox

The fact that Christianity is the only religion that required the torture and death of a Human being should be warning enough. The smarter people recognize Human sacrifice as a non-survival oriented behavior.


(Does anyone know how I could have possibly been permanently banned from Rapture Ready without ever having made a single post? I was looking forward to having such a good time with them.)

7/1/2008 1:32:16 AM

aaa

And suicide bombers?

7/1/2008 1:35:56 AM

Sheik yer Bouti

Yeah. This is the level of the fans of a bunch of bad players (I cannot call them musicians) and a dumb cunt dance school dropout with an awful voice and really bad poetry would sink to.

And fuck your fucking 'god'. And in keeping withgay pride day, remember jesus was fucking peter in the ass, and wanted to fuck judas. He just kept harrassing him until judas had to go to the authorities.

7/1/2008 1:37:58 AM

Milking the Catz

Sheik yer Bouti FTW.

7/1/2008 1:42:43 AM

Dark_Lord_Prime

Um..

Horus. http://www.religioustolerance.org/chr_jcpa5.htm


Among others...


7/1/2008 1:46:29 AM

Illuminatalie

Blah blah christianity is the most excellent religion, also it's not a religion blah blah

7/1/2008 1:55:02 AM

Empress of Zind

I would think that "a relationship with God" is a religion.

7/1/2008 1:57:51 AM

Allegory for Jesus

"Jesus Christ was the only God who died to save humanity from sin."

And Thor is the only god who has a lightning hammer and a freakin' awesome beard. If you define arbitrary parts of your religion as the criteria for truth, then you will always be right, by merits of already assuming that your religion contains the criteria for truth.

Sadly, however, a demigod martyrdom for the express purpose of universal redemption is not indicative of your religion's accuracy. It is just another piece of crap in the steaming pile of Christian theology, and fails to provide a compelling reason to accept that pile as the One True Pile, in much the same ways that containing reincarnation in its doctrine scarcely serves as proof of a religion's veracity for you and your ilk.

7/1/2008 2:14:31 AM

sofia the antichrist -- JESUS PLEASE COME SOON!

Fundies live in a world where...

Up is down.
Black is white.
Good is evil.
Christianity isn't a religion.
Atheism IS a religion.

7/1/2008 2:14:59 AM

Pokey

"Nor do I consider myself religous. Instead I have a relationship with the one true God.
Jonathon"




personally i lol'd at this? Jonathon is the one true god? :P & you can't follow christianity without being religious. You also can't be a run-of-the-mill Theist whilst believing in the bible, that would make you christian.

7/1/2008 2:15:25 AM

nfp

Killing yourself because you decided you needed a human sacrifice to absolve the wrongdoings of a bunch of people you yourself created to be just the way they are is not an act of mercy or charity. It's just stupid and crazy.

7/1/2008 2:26:46 AM

Eden

Allah is the same god as your god and YHWH ;)

Till several hundred years after Jesus supposed death there wasn´t even a clear opinion in christianity wether Jesus was god, gods son or just a prophet. If I remember correctly it was only narrowly decided at the first council of Nicaea that Jesus should be seen as Son of God.

7/1/2008 2:30:10 AM

approximate

So...what you're saying is that you have a relationship with a dead god.

7/1/2008 2:31:12 AM

RavenWood

Kali is a multi-armed demon slayer. That makes your god look like a punk for sacrificing himself to himself, to erase a sin he created, and which people still have.

7/1/2008 2:46:00 AM

Pyroclasm

Jesus Christ was the only God who died to save humanity from sin.

And that's a good thing... why? If God is all powerful, why would he need to sacrifice himself to himself to save humanity from a punishment he created?

7/1/2008 2:49:08 AM

Nightboomfer

but "relationship" is an "r" word...

7/1/2008 2:51:52 AM

Horsefeathers

"I have heard a lot of people, pastors, and other christians ect say this and I agree. Jesus Christ was the only God who died to save humanity from sin."

Except for Mithra. Possibly Dionysus, though I'm a bit fuzzy on that one. There's likely a few others too.

"Did Allah die to save the world? Did buddah die for his followers? No."

Allah is your god too dumbass. Allah is a title (meaning, surprise, surprise, God), much like "God" is a title and not a name.

Buddha is not a god, never claimed to be and is not worshiped as one.

"Christianity is the only religion(although I dont really like using the '"R" word) where a God would love his creation so much that he would come to this Earth and suffer like he did and be nailed on a cross you, me, and every soul on the planet."

Dionysus predates your Christianity by quite a few years and was depicted as having been crucified long before you Christians stole the idea.

"Just one more thing, Christianity is a relationship with God. Not a religion."

No, I'm pretty sure it's a religion. You've got that whole belief in deities bit going for you. Pointless rituals abound too. You even have a religious hierarchy in some sects.

"Nor do I consider myself religous."

Because you're too obtuse to know what religion is or because some rational part of you thinks religion is bunk and you have to convince yourself you're not being duped?

"Instead I have a relationship with the one true God."

And I have a relationship with Santa too. We don't speak much any more since I stopped writing him letters when I was six but still, we're bestest buddies.

7/1/2008 3:12:48 AM

werewolf

What about the thousands of others crucified by the Romans before and after this fellow? What made him so special?

7/1/2008 3:21:03 AM

The Jamo

"Instead I have a relationship with the one true God. Jonathon"

There you have it people. The name of the one true god is Jonathon.

Yeah, I know; it's a cheap stab but who cares.

7/1/2008 3:48:27 AM

anonymous_troy

No, because those religions had a better god in the first place.

Like, did any of your other friends take you to the hospital when I shot you in the foot?

No. I took you to the hospital when I shot you in the foot. So I'm better.

Besides, we haven't been saved at all, we still sin. FAIL

7/1/2008 3:54:14 AM

MK

Odin and Horus disagree.

These kinds of posts make me laugh. On the one hand, Christians deny the existence of other gods/deities... and on the other, post crap like this and sing songs like "There is no God like our God", practically admitting to the existence of other gods...

7/1/2008 3:58:48 AM

Jay-Sus

"(although I dont really like using the '"R" word)"

I do. Retard.

7/1/2008 4:04:14 AM

Fishcakes

@Sheik Your Bouti:

http://www.fanfiction.net/book/Bible/

Judas/Jesus seems to be a fairly popular pairing.

@Allegory for Jesus:

Thor is totally awesome. The Norse mythos in general is. (My dad says he's thinking of converting 'cos the Norse gods drink beer a lot and like to party, and he doesn't like wine very much.)

7/1/2008 4:27:03 AM

ozznova

Odin gave one of his eyes for wisdom.

Would your god have done that?

7/1/2008 4:45:46 AM

J. Random Lurker

Eh, ever hear of Mithras?

So, no, Jebus isn't the only one, chief...

(I know, I've been slacking big time here at FSTDT...)

7/1/2008 5:39:09 AM
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