BIANCAROSE, Flyleaffans.com

Home Archives Random Quotes Latest Comments Top 100 Submit Quote Search Log In Forums

Quote# 42066

[what's the difference between a psycho ward and church again???]

Yes Satan attacks us all out of nowhere. He knows when I am awake I am strong and he often tries to get me in my dreams. There have been times I have had to wake myself up and rebuke him. Let me tell you that satan is out to seek kill and destroy. We have to fight! He is not worth it!

BIANCAROSE, Flyleaffans.com 39 Comments [7/1/2008 4:30:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 3

WTF?! || meh

Username:
Comment:

Check here

1 2

#567051

Dark_Lord_Prime

So, no difference at all, then.

Right.

Got it. *makes note and quietly backs away*

7/1/2008 4:35:10 AM

#567054

Mike

Nope. None what-so-ever.

7/1/2008 4:36:55 AM

#567058

aaa

Nurse, meds.

7/1/2008 4:43:06 AM

#567064

nfp

There have been times I have had to wake myself up and rebuke him.

That's the weirdest euphemism for wetdream/midnight toss I've ever seen.

Good show, fundy twerp.

7/1/2008 4:46:23 AM

#567071

ID82

You popped a boner in your sleep didn't you?

7/1/2008 4:50:59 AM

#567091

Kayu

Get this guy his meds pronto!

7/1/2008 5:18:59 AM

#567092

The Jamo

what's the difference between a psycho ward and church again???

The psychiatric ward won't deny you medical care by telling you to pray to god.

7/1/2008 5:19:49 AM

#567094

Philbert McAdamia

Apparently Satan is only after you, so I have nothing to worry about. You have to go to sleep sometime, heh heh heh, are you sure it isn't Freddie Kreuger?

7/1/2008 5:22:30 AM

#567096

deathbird

I actually dreamed about a coven of fairly pathetic satanists last night, who were worshiping a bunch of demons I've never actually heard of.

I've either got to stop reading this fundy crap or stop eating spicy food late at night.

7/1/2008 5:25:49 AM

#567098

Sheik yer Bouti

The entire fucking thread is like that.

Just because you guys have a nocturnal dream emission about her, it doesn't mean you're gay!
She is an ugly, talentless whore, yes but ahe still is female. Sort of.

You do know that satan only tempts the people who are already corrupted

What does that dsy

7/1/2008 5:26:53 AM

#567103

anonymous_troy

Just like how the monsters in video games stop attacking me when I stop playing.

Funny, that.

7/1/2008 5:29:38 AM

#567121

Pyroclasm

You are batshit crazy.

7/1/2008 5:45:19 AM

#567135

YAY! The lack of meds makes me crazy!

7/1/2008 6:02:46 AM

#567144

Rambler

Damn those Succubus.

7/1/2008 6:13:28 AM

#567202

approximate

If he's not worth it, quit fighting.

7/1/2008 7:17:39 AM

#567222

LC

"He knows when I am awake"

I think you'll find that's Santa, not Satan.

7/1/2008 7:34:58 AM

#567226

Thinking Allowed

Hate to break it to you, but those "attacks" are really your subconscious letting loose and relieving the built up, burried anxiety and stress. It's supposed to work that way.

7/1/2008 7:38:17 AM

#567273

Milking the Catz

Epic fucking retard.

7/1/2008 8:49:55 AM

#567283

anonymous

Rambler: "Damn those Succubus."

It is Succubae. They are a plural and they are female.

7/1/2008 8:57:44 AM

#567374

redfergus

For Pete's sake, people, this comes from 'Bianca Rose'. It's a girl! No boners!

7/1/2008 10:22:34 AM

#567380

Sheik yer Bouti

What, you never heard of
woman getting stiff? And moistening up?

7/1/2008 10:27:19 AM

#567523

Beeblebrox

Yes Satan attacks us all out of nowhere. He knows when I am awake I am strong and he often tries to get me in my dreams. There have been times I have had to wake myself up and rebuke him. Let me tell you that satan is out to seek kill and destroy. We have to fight! He is not worth it!

This reminds me of when I had to spend a little time in a Special Needs Unit shortly after being Baker Acted and diagnosed as Bipolar (Manic-Depressive). I was locked in a room 23 1/2 hours a day with a guy who swore blind that the military had put microchips in his brain and they controlled his every action and thought. (To be entirely fair to him though, he did share his chocolate chip brownie with me.)

What you're saying makes only slightly less sense than his assertions.

7/1/2008 12:27:54 PM

#567633

Blayze Kohime

No, that's the similarities. Clearly they didn't understand the question.

7/1/2008 1:38:13 PM

#567648

Illuminatalie

"He knows when I am awake"
Are you talking 'bout Satan Claws?

7/1/2008 1:45:01 PM

#567650

werewolf

I think he means Santa. "He sees you when you're sleeping, he knows when you're awake."

Or maybe, Santana. "Black Magic Woman."

Who knows, man, who knows.

7/1/2008 1:50:39 PM

1 2