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My sunday class found out that in Jewish world. When you breath you are actully saying God's name.

LoneWolf1984, deviantArt 15 Comments [6/30/2008 6:58:10 AM]
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Tom S. Fox

Oh, LoneWolf, where would we be without your delightful insanity?

1/1/2009 9:43:28 AM

sinister

I went to jewish world once...its in florida, waaaay over-priced..

1/1/2009 10:07:08 AM

Cabraxas

I confess, I actually tried this,,,, I tried breathing and sounding like

God
YHWH
Yahweh
Jehova
El
Elohim
El Shaddai
Adonai
El Elyon
Yeshua

Apart from sounding weird and spooky,,, I think I just hyper-ventilated

1/1/2009 10:08:50 AM

Cassandra

> When you breath you are actully saying God's name.

Wouldn't that be terribly inconvenient, as Jews are very strict about not saying the name of God in vain?


1/1/2009 10:13:47 AM

Jaces Ci

i didnt know God's name was hmmmmmshf (thats my best attempt to communicate what me breathing out sounds like)

1/1/2009 10:24:21 AM

Ronni Bom

When I'm breating heavily it sounds like hor.. like in Thor, but without the T.

1/1/2009 10:32:26 AM

Lilith

@Cabraxas
Thanks for that. Best laugh I've had all night.

@Cassandra
Taking God's name in vain refers to swearing an oath on God's name and then breaking it. As opposed to blasphemy, which is essentially using God's name in frivolous manner or as a swear-word.

@Ronni Bom
Your breathing sounds like you are taking about whores???


1/1/2009 1:47:35 PM

Lilith

And I think our good buddy, LoneWolf1984, has confused himself about the meaning of 'Ruach'. But given he confuses himself about everything...

1/1/2009 1:51:05 PM

LDM

Has your English class found out about spelling and punctuation yet?

11/15/2010 3:25:00 AM

rw23

So who am I talking about when I fart?

11/15/2010 11:30:26 AM

Quantum Mechanic

In the Jewish world they can spell 'breathe.'

11/15/2010 12:24:50 PM

Mr. Boston

So then let me guess, by extension when you fart you're hailing Satan?

12/3/2010 12:46:30 PM

Swede

Your punctuation does not resemble normal English punctuation.

12/3/2010 1:54:09 PM

Canadiest

"Jewish world"

is what now?


12/3/2010 6:43:41 PM

Quantum Mechanic

A sentence motherfucker, can you construct one?

9/21/2014 1:39:15 PM
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