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#566905
Allegory for Jesus
"Evolution is so wack."
It's wiggedy, wiggedy whack, homeslice.
"Why haven't ants evolved after millions of years."
They...have...
7/1/2008 2:24:31 AM
#566906
HeathenAngel
I'm not a scientist.. nor do I play one on TV.. but I'm going to guess the answer is.. Because they don't have to. They are suited just fine to their environment. But.. hey, what do I know? *eyeroll*
7/1/2008 2:24:54 AM
#566911
Beeblebrox
Evolution is so wack.
Gee, Mr. Wilde, you're so pithy. How do you make it seem so effortless?
Why haven't ants evolved after millions of years.
They have. Spend a few minutes with a reputable search engine and stop coloring yourself as an ass.
7/1/2008 2:30:56 AM
#566916
Papabear
What you don't seem to understand is that ants long ago evolved to a state which works extremely well in the environments. Evolution is still taking place in small ways, but the basic design of ants works very well for them. No mutations have come along which significantly change the basic structure of ants which significantly improve on the breeding and/or survivability of any species.
There proof, case closed -blam!- you Dimwit.
7/1/2008 2:32:45 AM
#566920
RavenWood
Ok. I feel old... Did I just fall back into the 80's to when Kriss Kross was popular?
7/1/2008 2:40:55 AM
#566926
Godbuster
what about trilobites ? Not everything evolves dumbass, some species have found a successful survival strategy and stuck with it.
7/1/2008 2:46:29 AM
#566927
Goosey
That barely qualifies as an argument, let alone proof.
7/1/2008 2:46:38 AM
#566942
Pyroclasm
You don't understand how evolution works, do you?
7/1/2008 2:51:54 AM
#566956
Horsefeathers
"Evolution is so wack."
Didn't people stop saying this about a decade ago? I'm so out of touch with what's "cool"...
"Why haven't ants evolved after millions of years."
Why should they? They seem to be quite successful as they are.
"There proof, case closed -blam!- you Darwin."
I don't have a clue what that's supposed to mean. It looks like a sentence but I'm pretty sure any English major would have a stroke upon viewing it.
7/1/2008 3:01:42 AM
#566962
Pokey
@ first reply
i lol'd my ass off for real... thanks
"case closed -blam"
Blam!? WTF
7/1/2008 3:10:55 AM
#566979
LordJiro
Um. Ants HAVE evolved. Wasps and bees, IIRC, evolved from ants.
*in before 'THEN WHY ARE THERE STILL ANTSLOLOLIWINYOULOSE'*
7/1/2008 3:30:15 AM
#566982
aaa
They have, you stupid wigger!
7/1/2008 3:32:21 AM
#566991
Dark_Lord_Prime
-Blam!- you!
-Blam!- you all to HELLLLLL!!
</Heston>
7/1/2008 3:40:28 AM
#566993
Dman
-blam!- AND THE STAIN IS GONE! Buy Oxy clean today!
O_o I couldnt help myself...
7/1/2008 3:41:15 AM
#567001
anonymous_troy
How do you know they haven't?
7/1/2008 3:44:23 AM
#567011
Illuminatalie
You ArrivedLactose. Me Illuminatalie.
7/1/2008 3:53:49 AM
#567017
Jay-Sus
"case closed -blam!"
You just got kicked up a notch on the stupidity ladder. BAM!
7/1/2008 3:57:03 AM
#567021
ChildeofMalkav
If magic truly exist, then why don't we have proof of it?
There proof, case closed -blam!-you God.
7/1/2008 3:58:04 AM
#567039
Shifty eyes
I for one welcome our new evolution-proof overlords.
7/1/2008 4:18:55 AM
#567045
Fishcakes
Why hasn't your silly street slang evolved past the patois of the 1980s, homeslice?
7/1/2008 4:24:33 AM
#567067
nfp
OWNED!
7/1/2008 4:47:37 AM
#567069
Mortok
We all evolved past those loserly sayings in the late 80's
There, proof! case closed -Blam!- you Dar-fail.
7/1/2008 4:49:55 AM
#567083
Tixylix
They have. They used to be wasps.
7/1/2008 5:01:08 AM
#567090
Mattural Selection
RavenWood said: "Did I just fall back into the 80's to when Kriss Kross was popular?"
Impossible. Kriss Kross was never popular.
7/1/2008 5:18:57 AM
#567102
Emeril Lagasse
Hey! It's "BAM!", dammit. Get it right.
7/1/2008 5:29:02 AM
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