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Evolution is so wack. Why haven't ants evolved after millions of years.

There proof, case closed -blam!- you Darwin.

ArrivedLactose, Bungie Forums 59 Comments [7/1/2008 2:22:49 AM]
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Allegory for Jesus

"Evolution is so wack."

It's wiggedy, wiggedy whack, homeslice.

"Why haven't ants evolved after millions of years."

They...have...

7/1/2008 2:24:31 AM

HeathenAngel

I'm not a scientist.. nor do I play one on TV.. but I'm going to guess the answer is.. Because they don't have to. They are suited just fine to their environment. But.. hey, what do I know? *eyeroll*

7/1/2008 2:24:54 AM

Beeblebrox

Evolution is so wack.

Gee, Mr. Wilde, you're so pithy. How do you make it seem so effortless?

Why haven't ants evolved after millions of years.

They have. Spend a few minutes with a reputable search engine and stop coloring yourself as an ass.

7/1/2008 2:30:56 AM

Papabear

What you don't seem to understand is that ants long ago evolved to a state which works extremely well in the environments. Evolution is still taking place in small ways, but the basic design of ants works very well for them. No mutations have come along which significantly change the basic structure of ants which significantly improve on the breeding and/or survivability of any species.

There proof, case closed -blam!- you Dimwit.

7/1/2008 2:32:45 AM

RavenWood

Ok. I feel old... Did I just fall back into the 80's to when Kriss Kross was popular?

7/1/2008 2:40:55 AM

Godbuster

what about trilobites ? Not everything evolves dumbass, some species have found a successful survival strategy and stuck with it.

7/1/2008 2:46:29 AM

Goosey

That barely qualifies as an argument, let alone proof.

7/1/2008 2:46:38 AM

Pyroclasm

You don't understand how evolution works, do you?

7/1/2008 2:51:54 AM

Horsefeathers

"Evolution is so wack."

Didn't people stop saying this about a decade ago? I'm so out of touch with what's "cool"...

"Why haven't ants evolved after millions of years."

Why should they? They seem to be quite successful as they are.

"There proof, case closed -blam!- you Darwin."

I don't have a clue what that's supposed to mean. It looks like a sentence but I'm pretty sure any English major would have a stroke upon viewing it.

7/1/2008 3:01:42 AM

Pokey

@ first reply


i lol'd my ass off for real... thanks


"case closed -blam"


Blam!? WTF

7/1/2008 3:10:55 AM

LordJiro

Um. Ants HAVE evolved. Wasps and bees, IIRC, evolved from ants.

*in before 'THEN WHY ARE THERE STILL ANTSLOLOLIWINYOULOSE'*

7/1/2008 3:30:15 AM

aaa

They have, you stupid wigger!

7/1/2008 3:32:21 AM

Dark_Lord_Prime

-Blam!- you!

-Blam!- you all to HELLLLLL!!

</Heston>

7/1/2008 3:40:28 AM

Dman

-blam!- AND THE STAIN IS GONE! Buy Oxy clean today!
O_o I couldnt help myself...

7/1/2008 3:41:15 AM

anonymous_troy

How do you know they haven't?

7/1/2008 3:44:23 AM

Illuminatalie

You ArrivedLactose. Me Illuminatalie.

7/1/2008 3:53:49 AM

Jay-Sus

"case closed -blam!"

You just got kicked up a notch on the stupidity ladder. BAM!

7/1/2008 3:57:03 AM

ChildeofMalkav

If magic truly exist, then why don't we have proof of it?

There proof, case closed -blam!-you God.

7/1/2008 3:58:04 AM

Shifty eyes

I for one welcome our new evolution-proof overlords.

7/1/2008 4:18:55 AM

Fishcakes

Why hasn't your silly street slang evolved past the patois of the 1980s, homeslice?

7/1/2008 4:24:33 AM

nfp

OWNED!

7/1/2008 4:47:37 AM

Mortok

We all evolved past those loserly sayings in the late 80's

There, proof! case closed -Blam!- you Dar-fail.

7/1/2008 4:49:55 AM

Tixylix

They have. They used to be wasps.

7/1/2008 5:01:08 AM

Mattural Selection

RavenWood said: "Did I just fall back into the 80's to when Kriss Kross was popular?"

Impossible. Kriss Kross was never popular.

7/1/2008 5:18:57 AM

Emeril Lagasse

Hey! It's "BAM!", dammit. Get it right.

7/1/2008 5:29:02 AM
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