1 2
#566953
Illuminatalie
Maybe God is creating planets out of green jello and he plans to ohgodohgod the rush is coming, they're all over me and green! ahhg, get 'em off me, aasroiasejpoijgpsodijpaw$*#$@^#^#$^#$
Whew. The rush always gets me that way.
7/1/2008 2:58:09 AM
#566955
SurfinSeaOtter
Jesus phone home?
7/1/2008 3:01:11 AM
#566959
Allegory for Jesus
So, God will no longer protect us because we are "ignorant", "rich", and have "affection for good times"? Your God is just awesome...
Oh, and lol @ the idea that God is off creating other Earth's that are better than ours. Whose damn fault is our own problems on this planet if God can create other worlds with people who are perfectly virtuous? Did he decide, in his omniscience, to make us his "prototype planet"? Testing out how tossing functional newborns in a garden with a forbidden tree and an evil snake with an anti-authoritarian and coercive nature would work out, when having the deeds of the first generation carry over to the next? Truly, a brilliant piece of work.
7/1/2008 3:03:58 AM
#566963
Hadron
I thought God was supposed to be sitting on a throne in heaven, with Jesus at his right hand side. Jesus in his spare time while not lazing about on the throne with God is building mansions in preparation for the iminent arrival of the Ready Rapurites, so yeah maybe God is creating other worlds..... or maybe not.
7/1/2008 3:11:12 AM
#566969
C_V
Holy run-on sentence Batman! @.@
@Allegory For Jesus: FLAWLESS VICTORY!
7/1/2008 3:20:54 AM
#566971
Milking the Catz
God is more likely very busy, creating other worlds on other planets and maybe he has somewhere there his favorite real good people who are not corrupted and ignorant like us and
Rofl well at least you admit you're not oh-so important in the vast grand scheme of things.
7/1/2008 3:22:58 AM
#566984
The Jamo
If by "usefulness" you mean staring at the sky and pleading to an invisible ghost not to strike you down then yes, we have certainly outlived that aspect.
7/1/2008 3:33:26 AM
#566986
approximate
It looks like English, but...
7/1/2008 3:35:17 AM
#566988
Dark_Lord_Prime
Um.. "Adding Shit to Scripture For Jesus?"
7/1/2008 3:37:01 AM
#566994
aaa
I really want to watch LHC working.
7/1/2008 3:43:31 AM
#567037
DarkfireTaimatsu
If your god is supposedly omnipotent and all-present, how can he be "too busy"? You'd think someone with those attributes could multitask.
7/1/2008 4:15:11 AM
#567043
upallnite
Or perhaps God has lost his usefullness to mankind.
7/1/2008 4:23:54 AM
#567049
ID82
Yeah.....that's,......that's got to be it :/
7/1/2008 4:28:28 AM
#567055
Mortok
Two words: SPELL CHECK!
7/1/2008 4:38:23 AM
#567056
nfp
I see the press has not missed this chance to sensationalize a truly exciting news story in all the wrong ways...and the usual gang of fools has come out of the woodwork to speculate wildly upon it.
7/1/2008 4:39:28 AM
#567061
Fishcakes
YOU! GO READ A BOOK! (PREFERABLY ONE ABOUT PHYSICS AND ACTUAL SCIENCE, WRITTEN BY REAL SCIENTISTS!)
7/1/2008 4:45:25 AM
#567073
Amos
"see's all"
What the hell is this apostrophe supposed to be doing?
7/1/2008 4:51:58 AM
#567077
hcl444
Sounds like Spore to me.
7/1/2008 4:55:11 AM
#567111
Philbert McAdamia
Well, good/god then let's all fallow the reach and famous.
___________________________
@ Amos
"see's all"
What the hell is this apostrophe supposed to be doing?
Apparently it's a reference to Mary See and the candy god makes for her. Sure, she must be too damn old by now to do it all by herself.
7/1/2008 5:37:57 AM
#567140
Rambler
I still can't stop laughing at that name.
-----
Wow there is a ton of CTSTDT on the comments page also.
7/1/2008 6:06:29 AM
#567199
Harry
"Maybe we have outlived our usefulness and God's purposes."
Yup! That's it, drink the nice tasty grape stuff.
7/1/2008 7:12:49 AM
#567230
Thinking Allowed
Maybe we have outlived our usefulness and God's purposes..
Just like a little kid at christmas time. Plays with his toys for 5 minutes and doesn't bother it again.
7/1/2008 7:42:46 AM
#567338
kingoftheheavies
"Maybe we have outlived our usefulness"
Yes, you certainly have.
7/1/2008 9:51:59 AM
#567464
szena
God is a kid with ADD?
7/1/2008 11:49:59 AM
#567518
Nirjuana
I've always been wondering that how can Jesus be the son of the God and still part of him at the same time
7/1/2008 12:25:59 PM
1 2