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"If "GOD" made all and see's all, and gave us his own son at a time when the earth was at a great turmoil, which is what the "bible" leads you to believe.....why doesn't "GOD" do something now?" We have so mush progressed and Good let us do the things on our own. However, it is our ignorance, extravagant life style, fallowing of rich and famous, low moral , affection for good times that brought us to current situation. We can no longer expect from Good to always protect us when, vast majority of us, are ignoring God's wishes and commandments. It is up to everyone of us how we will continue to live and subsequently to find a way to survive. God is more likely very busy, creating other worlds on other planets and maybe he has somewhere there his favorite real good people who are not corrupted and ignorant like us and, who truly follow him instead of reach and famous and bad people. Maybe we have outlived our usefulness and God's purposes..

srlahey, Critics Fear Collider Could Doom Earth 28 Comments [7/1/2008 2:55:30 AM]
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Illuminatalie

Maybe God is creating planets out of green jello and he plans to ohgodohgod the rush is coming, they're all over me and green! ahhg, get 'em off me, aasroiasejpoijgpsodijpaw$*#$@^#^#$^#$

Whew. The rush always gets me that way.

7/1/2008 2:58:09 AM

SurfinSeaOtter

Jesus phone home?

7/1/2008 3:01:11 AM

Allegory for Jesus

So, God will no longer protect us because we are "ignorant", "rich", and have "affection for good times"? Your God is just awesome...

Oh, and lol @ the idea that God is off creating other Earth's that are better than ours. Whose damn fault is our own problems on this planet if God can create other worlds with people who are perfectly virtuous? Did he decide, in his omniscience, to make us his "prototype planet"? Testing out how tossing functional newborns in a garden with a forbidden tree and an evil snake with an anti-authoritarian and coercive nature would work out, when having the deeds of the first generation carry over to the next? Truly, a brilliant piece of work.

7/1/2008 3:03:58 AM

Hadron

I thought God was supposed to be sitting on a throne in heaven, with Jesus at his right hand side. Jesus in his spare time while not lazing about on the throne with God is building mansions in preparation for the iminent arrival of the Ready Rapurites, so yeah maybe God is creating other worlds..... or maybe not.

7/1/2008 3:11:12 AM

C_V

Holy run-on sentence Batman! @.@

@Allegory For Jesus: FLAWLESS VICTORY!

7/1/2008 3:20:54 AM

Milking the Catz

God is more likely very busy, creating other worlds on other planets and maybe he has somewhere there his favorite real good people who are not corrupted and ignorant like us and

Rofl well at least you admit you're not oh-so important in the vast grand scheme of things.

7/1/2008 3:22:58 AM

The Jamo

If by "usefulness" you mean staring at the sky and pleading to an invisible ghost not to strike you down then yes, we have certainly outlived that aspect.

7/1/2008 3:33:26 AM

approximate

It looks like English, but...

7/1/2008 3:35:17 AM

Dark_Lord_Prime

Um.. "Adding Shit to Scripture For Jesus?"

7/1/2008 3:37:01 AM

aaa

I really want to watch LHC working.

7/1/2008 3:43:31 AM

DarkfireTaimatsu

If your god is supposedly omnipotent and all-present, how can he be "too busy"? You'd think someone with those attributes could multitask.

7/1/2008 4:15:11 AM

upallnite

Or perhaps God has lost his usefullness to mankind.


7/1/2008 4:23:54 AM

ID82

Yeah.....that's,......that's got to be it :/

7/1/2008 4:28:28 AM

Mortok

Two words: SPELL CHECK!

7/1/2008 4:38:23 AM

nfp

I see the press has not missed this chance to sensationalize a truly exciting news story in all the wrong ways...and the usual gang of fools has come out of the woodwork to speculate wildly upon it.


7/1/2008 4:39:28 AM

Fishcakes

YOU! GO READ A BOOK! (PREFERABLY ONE ABOUT PHYSICS AND ACTUAL SCIENCE, WRITTEN BY REAL SCIENTISTS!)

7/1/2008 4:45:25 AM

Amos

"see's all"

What the hell is this apostrophe supposed to be doing?

7/1/2008 4:51:58 AM

hcl444

Sounds like Spore to me.

7/1/2008 4:55:11 AM

Philbert McAdamia

Well, good/god then let's all fallow the reach and famous.
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@ Amos
"see's all"
What the hell is this apostrophe supposed to be doing?

Apparently it's a reference to Mary See and the candy god makes for her. Sure, she must be too damn old by now to do it all by herself.

7/1/2008 5:37:57 AM

Rambler

I still can't stop laughing at that name.
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Wow there is a ton of CTSTDT on the comments page also.

7/1/2008 6:06:29 AM

Harry

"Maybe we have outlived our usefulness and God's purposes."

Yup! That's it, drink the nice tasty grape stuff.

7/1/2008 7:12:49 AM

Thinking Allowed

Maybe we have outlived our usefulness and God's purposes..

Just like a little kid at christmas time. Plays with his toys for 5 minutes and doesn't bother it again.

7/1/2008 7:42:46 AM

kingoftheheavies

"Maybe we have outlived our usefulness"

Yes, you certainly have.

7/1/2008 9:51:59 AM

szena

God is a kid with ADD?

7/1/2008 11:49:59 AM

Nirjuana

I've always been wondering that how can Jesus be the son of the God and still part of him at the same time

7/1/2008 12:25:59 PM
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