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#567195
Kayu
all those in Heaven will be eternally happy and sadness etc will not be felt
Pardon my immature mind, but that sounds VERY wrong
7/1/2008 7:07:25 AM
#567200
Dark_Lord_Prime
...
And we atheists are the sick ones..
*headdesk*
7/1/2008 7:12:52 AM
#567214
Fishcakes
Schadenfreude is a godly and acceptable form of happiness, I suppose.
7/1/2008 7:25:42 AM
#567217
Jae
Is this in the Bible? I did 2 years of Theology and never saw it spelled out as clearly as this. I think someone maybe lying for Jebus.
7/1/2008 7:27:48 AM
#567220
dworkin
You will be happy, if you are not happy then you will be used as reactor fuel.
Your Friend, TC.
7/1/2008 7:31:40 AM
#567224
aaa
Flawed.
7/1/2008 7:36:15 AM
#567227
Stig2k
You could achieve the same kind of 'happiness' with a full lobotomy.
7/1/2008 7:40:08 AM
#567236
anonymous_troy
Blue pills for Jesus!
7/1/2008 7:53:41 AM
#567240
Paler_Face
Jesus-induced psychopathy == heaven? Don't these people see the moral implications of this rethoric?
7/1/2008 7:59:29 AM
#567244
Mortok
You sick freak.
7/1/2008 8:10:22 AM
#567265
Pyroclasm
"Loving" my ass.
7/1/2008 8:42:28 AM
#567295
kingoftheheavies
Glad she's not my mom.
o_O
7/1/2008 9:12:45 AM
#567304
redfergus
They pull these answers out of a hat. When in doubt, make it up. Always an answer: never a thought. Christ they make me sick.
7/1/2008 9:21:00 AM
#567311
Sounds awful.
7/1/2008 9:24:45 AM
#567332
Thammuz
Heaven sounds like a massive brainwashing through drugs to me...
7/1/2008 9:46:51 AM
#567355
Mr Smith
@Thammuz
I'm glad I'm not the only one that thinks that. From the description that some christians give heaven, it makes me imagine a big white prison, full of people too stoned to actually do anything except drool at the feet of their master.
7/1/2008 10:08:33 AM
#567356
The Jamo
Biblical reference, if you please?
7/1/2008 10:09:06 AM
#567377
apYrs
so part of paradise is the process of having your feelings and memories "edited". You are definitely not the same person, but a "Stepford wife" automaton, unable to remember, empathise or mourn for your lost family.
Truly, madly, sickeningly...
7/1/2008 10:24:32 AM
#567398
D4vidH4mm3r
Just another reason why people in heaven are brainwashed sheep while us bound for hell at least can be independant.
7/1/2008 10:57:58 AM
#567425
Doctor Whom
Life imitates Landover Baptist.
7/1/2008 11:13:09 AM
#567469
afacelessatheist
You know, a lot of those people on there have no problem with the idea of having damned loved ones completely erased from their memories forever or God completely erases people's ability to have compassion or care about their 'former' loved ones in hell. The only thing many Christians really give a crap about is their own eternal bliss and are willing to discard everyone else, even their own children. What selfish, disgusting pieces of human waste.
My personal answer (as an Atheist) would be: I wouldn't even step foot in Heaven without my kids. If they aren't allowed in, I wouldn't want to be there ether. I'd rather burn with my children then abandon them to be tormented while I live it up like a scumbag.
7/1/2008 11:55:20 AM
#567478
Baboon76
God produces Love-Zombies?
Sick mother...
7/1/2008 12:00:15 PM
#567511
Amos
Tell me again comrade, how will distopian authoritarian communism bring us happiness?
"The communist system will make all people happy. Our happiness collar will rewire your emotions. All will be pleasant. All will be good."
7/1/2008 12:21:50 PM
#567562
mrsyoungie
So I guess the Christians lie at funerals when they say they will be reunited with their dead loved ones. This twit is saying they will be one big autonomous collective. No reunions. No regrets. No reality.
7/1/2008 1:07:05 PM
#567603
Brenz
Breaking the familial bond is okay when God does it?
7/1/2008 1:27:41 PM
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