Robert Wilkins #fundie answers.yahoo.com

How do I save my son's soul from the going to The Bad Place(H*ll)?

Yesterday, I was washing my 13 year old son's laundry and one of his socks was stuck together from the inside. Needless to say, he must've engaged in b*dily behaviors that are unbiblical.

I am not kidding here, I am a level four Top Contributor, and I would not ask this for laughs. I realize how serious this is, as I have once fell prey to these horrible and defiant a*ts against God.

A translation of Genesis 38 and the story of Onan was:

"It is better to cast your seed in the belly of a whore than spill it on the ground."

That may not have been in the text itself, but I hold it to my religion beliefs. I would rather not talk to him about this. I am thinking about installing a camera in his room, not a hidden camera mind you, and removing the locks on all doors in the house.

My father did something of the like for meI now realize why it was he did that, it was for the better.

I do not want my son going to the bad place, our family must stick together. and if one falls we all fall

Additional Details

When I threw away the stuck together sock, it had a yellowish tinge.

I remember that tinge from the days I fell from grace.

Putting cameras in my son's room is not illegal.

I am pretty familiar with the law, me being a lawyer and all.

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