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[A comment to a video which supposedly reveals that humans secretly went to mars in 1962.]

The Illuminati wanted to devise an escape from earth from the possible cataclisms that are to happen here on earth in the year 2012. Two thirds of the earth's population is said to be wiped out, and the Illuminati feel like if they are on MARS, they would gaurantee that they would live on. This is known as Alternative 3.

skeetngail, Youtube 13 Comments [7/2/2008 8:59:55 PM]
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#569800
LordJiro

...and yet the Moon landings were all done on a sound stage.

7/2/2008 9:02:00 PM

#569881
Katsuro

Let me get this staight - we went to mars in '62, but the moon landings were faked in '69 because we didnt have the technology in oder to do actually go there and get back?

Also, I ddin't knwo Mars had trees and blue skies. Intersting, as there's no atmosphere.

Edit: LordJiro got there first, damn you!

7/2/2008 10:04:07 PM

#569902
Ozymandias

Alternative 3 was an April Fool's Day prank.

7/2/2008 10:22:28 PM

#570260
Antichrist

Well if the illuminati are building bases on Mars, they're taking their sweet time about it.

Oh and Katsuro FTW (sorry LordJiro, you may of said it first, but Katsuro said it better)

7/3/2008 2:43:10 AM

#570472
aaa

Another Illuminati conspiracy. New one.

7/3/2008 6:49:25 AM

#570569
Kristine

As a member of the Illuminati, I can assure you there is no such plan. Also, we would never use the name of a TV hoax for one of our plans. We call our plans simply The Plan[TM] (since there is essentially only one).

Now please stop seeing the fnords.

7/3/2008 9:22:41 AM

#570570
Kristine

@LordJiro: "..and yet the Moon landings were all done on a sound stage."

Yes, but on Mars.

7/3/2008 9:23:20 AM

#570656
Thundersqueaks

It was very careless of the Illuminati to allow their secret plans to be revealed in a hoax TV programme.

7/3/2008 11:01:32 AM

#573243
Bobington

"Alternative 3"

What are the other 2 alternatives?

7/5/2008 4:26:54 AM

#573491
Palifox

Yes, I saw "Alternative 3" one afternoon in 1977.

For about the first 20 - 30 minutes it looked and sounded real. Then it started mentioning disappearing "famous scientists" that I'd never heard of. I would not say that I'd heard of all the "famous scientists" that were round in 1977 but I hadn't heard of any of the ones they spoke of. The worm of doubt entered my credulous brain.

After about 40 minutes I was laughing.

Fact is the show was supposed to go to air in 1 April 1977 but a labour dispute held it up.

skeetngail is still an April fool. 31 years after the joke he/she still has not got it.

7/5/2008 11:17:44 AM

#573540
Katsuro

@Kristine - lol, very good.

7/5/2008 12:20:04 PM

#574760
Moondog

Yes, it's true. The Illuminati wish to escape from Earth before it's detroyed to make an intergalactic bypass in 2012. They would have left sooner, but they only just became aware of the plans. They were in the basement in a disused lavatory behind a sign that warned, "Beware of the Leopard."

7/6/2008 8:08:49 PM

#586935
Aaron

This guy obviously has no idea what "illuminati" means. No one in power believes the 2012 shit, they just let the plebs think whatever they want to create more division.

7/14/2008 4:01:37 PM
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