(on athread about if the US should be the world's policeman)
What is the socialist position that would have the world at peace? Could it be the total elimination of wealth differentiation controlled by a UN police force? Could it be the total disarmament of citizens throughout the world and counceling for all those who even think of harming another human? Is it a total love drug induced love fest like back in the sixties?
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Well, yeah, we can't factor in Christ as a solution, because the real world needs real world solutions and so far, you religious nuts are just slowing down progress for everyone.
What is the socialist position that would have the world at peace? Could it be the total elimination of wealth differentiation controlled by a UN police force?
Nah.
Could it be the total disarmament of citizens throughout the world and counseling for all those who even think of harming another human?
Nah.
Is it a total love drug induced love fest like back in the sixties?
That sounds fun. :)
"You 'all can find fault with everything real but have no answers other than the imaginary utopia that will never happen...................until Jesus Christ returns."
You know, until the last part, you were somewhat making sense (strawmanning, but the logic is more or less sound). Then you hit the Jesus part. It's as if liberals had some lunatic fantasies about bringing world peace, which make no sense and can't happen, but YOUR crazy dreamworld is totally plausible.
This guy has no clue what international relations is about nor how international politics actually works.
I study IR, I plan for it to be my career, and no I don't accept Christ. In fact, I will do everything I can to make sure you crazy scumbags keep your Armageddon-inducing policies out of my government.
Edit: BTW, you can tell he's a loony...the NRA? Gack.
I can just see how Jesus' return would play out:
"Lord, you've returned in all your glory! Tell us how to make the world a better place!"
"Well, what have you done so far, my children?"
"Nothing at all! We were waiting for you."
"What? You mean you had all the time, resources, and ideas to improve the planet, but instead you just sat around with a thumb up your ass? Well, at least being Christians you'll have followed the New Testament teachings about giving your belongings to the poor, right?"
"Erm..."
...you socialists can never accept Christ as your savior or the answer so this cannot be included in your possible solutions
Given that Christianity is the only religion on the planet that clings to Jesus like a barnacle to an uncoppered ship's bottom the other religions might find it unacceptable to have their deities replaced by Him. I can almost guarantee that the Jews and the Muslims will kick up a major league fuss.
So are you still going to insist on trying to begin a world-wide unity movement with a direct attack on the religious faiths of 2/3 of the Earth's population? Of course you will. You fundies take advice like a brick wall.
"Could it be the total elimination of wealth differentiation controlled by a UN police force?"
"Could it be the total disarmament of citizens throughout the world and counceling for all those who even think of harming another human?"
"Is it a total love drug induced love fest like back in the sixties?"
What is the fundie position that would have the world at peace? Could it be the total elimination of religion differentiation controlled by a fundie mercenary group? Could it be the total destruction of civil rights and re-education camps for those who even think that the one true religion might not be true? Is it a total fundie propaganda induced stupidity fest like America during the Bush administration?
You 'all can find fault with everything real but have no answers other than the imaginary utopia that will never happen...................until Jesus Christ returns, so it really will never happen.
Oh, I forgot, you fundies can never accept observable reality the answer so this cannot be included in your possible solutions .
Fixed.
"this cannot be included in your possible solutions"
Hey, thanks for taking all the work out of my decision-making process.
Now, go fuck yourself.
"Oh, I forgot, you socialists can never accept Christ as your savior or the answer so this cannot be included in your possible solutions..."
I don't know how we can reject this utopian ideal. After all, Evangelical Christians, Catholics, deist scientists, Baptists, Adventists, Methodists, and Presbyterians all get along in such godly peace and unity!
Ok, BlessedNRA (wtf kind of username is that?), so why don't you offer some feasible suggestions that tackle the world's problems? Yeah, that's right, sit down and shut the fuck up.
"You 'all can find fault with everything real but have no answers other than the imaginary utopia that will never happen...................until Jesus Christ returns.
I'm a socialist -- I'm a queer Christian. It is possible, Mr NRA...
"Oh, I forgot, you socialists can never accept Christ as your savior or the answer..."
Not a socialist, but, yes, I don't accept Christ, I except Christ.
Social Democrat and Christian.
Jesus was very on the left as well you know.
Feed the poor, wealth isn't the most important thing in life, be kind to others. Not exactly what you see in the "Modern Fundi".
Haha... It may be imaginary, it may never work. However every step we take towards it, is the lives of people we improve.
SO thats why our socialist experiments keep failing... We forget to modulate using the Jesus Constant!
hmm..Im adding it to the list of possible ways to create a utopia:
#145: Legalize marjuanna
There. We are now going to wait until Jesus returns. This will make society that much better! Thanks for the help!
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