The only time I really laugh (and even then, it's usually not but-gusting laughter) is when I'm with my Bible study group or at church, and that's probably because I am filled with the joy of the Lord in those instances.
On a side note, when I went to check the mail today, it was so bright outside that it hurt my eyes, and I had to squint just to see (and this was with the sun at my back). Just a couple of years ago when I was at college, I never wore sunglasses outside as I walked back and forth across campus and I was fine. But now...
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"The only time I really laugh (and even then, it's usually not but-gusting laughter) is when I'm with my Bible study group or at church"
While I can understand this, due to the Bible's sheer hilarity, don't you think that you should maybe...I don't know...get treated for depression or something...
"On a side note, when I went to check the mail today, it was so bright outside that it hurt my eyes, and I had to squint just to see (and this was with the sun at my back). Just a couple of years ago when I was at college, I never wore sunglasses outside as I walked back and forth across campus and I was fine. But now..."
OMG! JESUS MUST BE COMING!!!
The only time I really laugh (and even then, it's usually not but-gusting laughter) is when I'm with my Bible study group or at church, and that's probably because I am filled with the joy of the Lord in those instances.
I would laugh as well, especially if the bible study group covered certain topics like for example creationism or biblical genetical studies (like influencing the color of the fur of goats by showing them streaked rods during conception) :D
The only time I really laugh (and even then, it's usually not but-gusting laughter) is when I'm with my Bible study group or at church, and that's probably because I am filled with the joy of the Lord in those instances.
On a side note, when I went to check the mail today, it was so bright outside that it hurt my eyes, and I had to squint just to see (and this was with the sun at my back). Just a couple of years ago when I was at college, I never wore sunglasses outside as I walked back and forth across campus and I was fine. But now...
"I am filled with the joy of the Lord in those instances"
Or THC. Go on.
"But now..."
But now what?
but now here's a million dollars?
but now I'm a vampire and?
I mean, what the f
"The only time I really laugh (and even then, it's usually not but-gusting laughter) is when I'm with my Bible study group or at church, and that's probably because I am filled with the joy of the Lord in those instances."
I, too, often laugh when reading the Bible, but it's because I find it amusing that so many people believe the Bible to be the word of a god, or inspired by a god, or anything other than a mishmash of poor, ancient fairy tales.
Yeah, MUST be the rapture coming, huh?
Wow, do you know how good it is for you to really belly laugh. Releases endorphins and makes you feel happy. You need to find a new group of friends and lighten up and have some fun.
Second person now to think the sun is changing the way it shines??? Have they not been outside for years.
It's a sad life for them
I think she's got promise (sic): If you substitute 'Heroin' for all the god bits, you've nearly got a William S Burroughs 'routine'!
'The Junk Sickness made the sun so bright outside that it hurt my eyes... never wore sunglasses outside as I walked back and forth across [continued on page 94]'
"The only time I really laugh (and even then, it's usually not but-gusting laughter) is when I'm with my Bible study group or at church, and that's probably because I am filled with the joy of the Lord in those instances."
Or you've found a bunch of other lunatics that share your delusion.
"Just a couple of years ago when I was at college, I never wore sunglasses outside as I walked back and forth across campus and I was fine. But now..."
But now you're a few years older and your eyes have aged too. Stunning.
On a side note, when I went to check the mail today, it was so bright outside that it hurt my eyes, and I had to squint just to see (and this was with the sun at my back). Just a couple of years ago when I was at college, I never wore sunglasses outside as I walked back and forth across campus and I was fine. But now..
That tends to happen when you've been indoors with the curtains closed, hiding from the world for too long.
But now...what? You're realizing that UV rays from the sun can damage your eyes and wearing sunglasses is a healthy thing to do?
As for the laughter, I feel terribly sorry for you if you only laugh under such limited circumstances. Laughter is the best thing a person can do. I laugh every time I read RR, and that's just for starters. Just this past weekend I was laughing so damn hard I couldn't catch my breath, my eyes were tearing and I couldn't stand up.
You should try to enjoy life; then maybe you'd be more interested in living it.
On a side note, when I went to check the mail today, it was so bright outside that it hurt my eyes, and I had to squint just to see
Try spending more time outside. Your eyes aren't used to the bright light.
Faith makes you blind I guess...!
"The only time I really laugh (and even then, it's usually not but-gusting laughter) is when I'm with my Bible study group or at church"
Well, when you experience a Great Disappointment at 12 midnight every 24 hours, no wonder you feel that way.
Whereas for we Atheists - who know that this is the only life - I think this line from "Star Trek: Generations" is appropriate:
Capt. Jean-Luc Picard (Patrick Stewart): 'Someone once told me that time was a predator that stalked us all our lives. But I rather believe than time is a companion who goes with us on the journey, and reminds us to cherish every moment because they'll never come again. What we leave behind is not as important how we lived.'
Are you Jonathan Frakes, Kate...?
Why do certain 'people' want an eternal life, anyway? [/$64 Trillion Question]
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